Yusuke discusses some top 10's with Kuwabara.

Character(s): Kuwabara, Yusuke

Notes: This idea came about from a weird discussion with my best friend

Between the madness of saving the world, street fights, and the occasional once-a-week visit to school, there were times when Yusuke and Kuwabara had some down time. And on a few occasions, there were days where they were bored. With a heavy rainstorm nearing a typhoon level of rage going on outside, and every movie and game played or pushed aside by the two teens, this was one of those few boring days.

They might have lost their minds if Kuwabara hadn't started flipping through his sister's magazines.

"Boy they gotta lot a lists in these girly mags..." Kuwabara sighed casually flipping though the pages, "Top 5 hottest guys, top 10 lipstick colors, top 20 hottest couples..."

Yusuke was seated next to Kuwabara on the brown love-seat, though he had chosen to 'sit' in a much different manner. He laid upside down on the couch, his feet hanging over the back, and his head hanging down over the seat cushions. His face was beginning to turn red from all the blood rushing to it, but if it bothered him he didn't say so.

"Girls like lists I guess..." Yusuke mused, his voice a little nasally as everything slowly rushed to his brain.

"Yeah but...this is all boring shit. Top 10 shoes? Come on!" Kuwabara sighed, sticking out his lower lip and narrowing his eyes at the magazine.

Yusuke stilled, and then slowly got up, blinking as the blood began rushing back down from his head. "Well okay then...Top 10 fights Kuwabara. Worst starting first."

Kuwabara raised his eyes from the magazine peering at Yusuke, and a slow grin broke out on his face. "Okay Urameshi...now we talking fights I almost died in or fights that were too easy?"

"Too easy. The fights where you almost die are the good ones!"

"Okay well that's arguable...but worst fight..."

And so it went. The two had found something they could do to pass the lazy boring day away. Over the next couple of hours the two had gone over top ten fights, top ten oddest Botan quotes, top ten Koenma hissy-fits, top ten scariest ghosts (that Kuwabara had encountered), top ten Keiko slaps, and top ten favorite ramen flavors.

It was late in the night now, the rain had stopped, and the two teens were still going through lists as they played a lazy game of Mario Kart. It had come back around to Kuwabara's turn to come up with a list, and after three losses he finally had it. "Okay, okay! I got it! Top ten asses Urameshi!"

Yusuke made an impressed sound, "Oh...well now! There we go Kuwabara. I didn't think you would have it in ya...but lets see..." Yusuke made a few noises as he seemed to go over a list of posteriors in his head.

"Okay, starting with worst ass to the best ass, the school nurse, Iba sensei!"

"She's 84!"

"Its still the worst ass!"

"OKay okay, number 2?"

"Number 2 is Minami-chan from class c. She wears granny panties too!"

"Oh man...Wait. How do you know what panties she wears?"

"Flipping skirts."

"Urameshi, I outta slug you!"

"Hey, shut up! You asked! Okay number 3...Kyoko, that female ogre who works in Koenm'a office."

"...She wears the spiked pants right?"

"Yeah that's the one! Number 4, Ichigaki."

"Ah...ew...you looked?"

"Yeah It was one of the first things I noticed. He had a better butt on his chin then on his ass!"

Kuwabara howled with laughter, and had to hit pause on the game. It took several long minutes for both young men to calm down, before Yusuke could begin again.

"Okay number 5, and here's where the asses start getting good. Genkai."

"..."

"Don't give me that look. She's as old as a dinosaur and she's still got a git shapely ass. She's fucking fit!"

"...Okay I'll accept that."

"Number 6...Yukina."

Kuwabara reached over and punched Yusuke in the arm. Yusuke allowed the hit, he had expected it anyway.

"Number 7, Kurama."

"...Really?"

"Take a look man. It's kinda weird but he ain't got much when he's in his Youko form, but he's got an ass now."

"...This is the weirdest thing I've ever heard from your mouth."

"Just look."

"I don't think I should check out Kurama's ass, man!"

"An ass is an ass, and his is a good one!"

"Alright, alright! Just...keep going..."

"Number 8...Shizuru."

"Fuck you. FUCK. YOU."

"Look, I'm sorry, she's stacked! Front and back!"

"Not another word! Lets just move on!"

"OKay well my last two are a tie."

"Oh well...who."

"Keiko..."

"That I figured..."

"and you."

Kuwabara had not expected that. Turning sharply to peer at Yusuke, he met Yusuke's waiting gaze.

"WHAT?"

Yusuke held up his hand defensively, "Look I'm an ass man! And I judge all assess equally! It doesn't matter whose ass I'm looking at! And you and Keiko? You got nice asses."

Kuwabara squinted at Yusuke looking as if he was trying to decide on what to do next. Color dusting over Kuwabara's cheeks, the taller man finally muttered, "Okay I gotta know...why our asses?"

"Well Keiko has a nice bubble butt! It's perfectly round and bouncy, and with just the right amount of fat and muscle. Ideal ass!" Yusuke gestured wildly as he described Keiko's apparently perfect butt. Pausing, he continued with, "And then there's yours. Huge ass. Not because it's too big or anything, your ass is just being in proportion to your body. But it's all muscle. You gotta have a really tight fucking ass."

Kuwabara's whole head was bright red, "You're really serious...you think I have a great ass."

"A fine looking ass, man. 10 points. You can ask Kurama, he agrees!"

"You've discussed this with Kurama?!"

"Actually Chu brought it up, and Kurama agreed. Chu bets we could even bounce a quarter off of it! Don't worry I punched Chu in the face. He's not allowed to be checking out my friend's ass."

"...Not that i'm interested but, why isn't he allowed to look, but you and Kurama apparently can?"

"Chu bounces from one person to the next. He's not allowed to check you out if he'd just ditch you later. You deserve better than that! Now if Kurama and I were to hit on you-we'd stick around. You can count on us."

"...Thhaaaannnkkkss?"

Yusuke shrugged grinning, "But yeah. You and Keiko. Perfect asses. Dream team asses right there." He held up both hands, squeezing imaginary butts in the air.

Kuwabara could only stare at his best friend, as a blush consumed his face. Eventually he turned from staring at Yusuke, and looked back at the game. He clicked the 'x' button of his controller, resuming the game, "Wow," was all Kuwabara could find to say.

End