The Big Four: Drabbles
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The Big Four: Substitute Teacher
Notes: Modern AU
Summary: While taking attendance, the villain substitute teacher (Pitch Black) has trouble adjusting to a classroom full of middle class heroes and heroines. The big four and Snotlout (from How to Train Your Dragon) are in this story as well.
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In science class where all the students are waiting for the teacher, but instead there's the substitute teacher.
"Alright, listen up y'all. I'm your substitute teacher, Mr. Black. I taught school for 20 years in the inner city, so don't even think about messing with me. You all feel me?" Pitch said while the students looks bored.
"Okay, let's take the roll here. Repunziel." Pitch said while the students look at each other in confusion.
"Where's Repunziel at? No Repunziel here?" Pitch asked as a Green eyed girl with 70 feet long blonde hair raised her hand.
"Yeah?" Pitch said while looking at her.
"Do you mean, Rapunzel?" Rapunzel asked.
Pitch looks a little mad as he looks at her. "Okay, so that's how it's going to be. You all want to play. Okay then." Pitch said as he pretends to dance around.
Then he looks at Rapunzel. "I got my eye on you Repunziel." Pitch said as he continues the attendance.
"Okay. H-Hicup." Pitch said as the students starts to look around.
"Where's H-Hicup at? No H-Hicup here today?" Pitch asked as a brunette boy with green eyes and a prosthetic foot raised his hand.
"Yes, sir?" Pitch said while looking at him.
"My name is Hiccup." Hiccup said as Pitch looks mad as he looks at Hiccup.
"Are you out of Goddamn mind. Hiccup?" Pitch said as he sarcastically saying his name.
"Do you want to go to war, H-Hicup!" Pitch said while looking at Hiccup.
"N-no." Hiccup said as he looks scared and nervous.
"Because we couldn't go to war!" Pitch asked Hiccup.
"N-no." Hiccup said nervous.
"I'm for real. I'm for real. So you better check yourself." Pitch said as he goes back to the attendance.
"Mer-rita." Pitch said as a orange curly hair girl with blue eyes looks at him.
"Is there a Mer-rita?" Pitch said as he looked around the classroom.
"If one of y'all say some silly ass name. This whole class, is going to feel my wrath." Pitch said while looking at the students.
"Now, Mer-rita." Pitch said as the orange curly hair girl raised her hand.
"Do you mean Merida?" Merida asked as Pitch looks like about to get angry.
"Son of a bitch!" Pitch said as he broke the clipboard in half with his knee.
He points at Merida in anger. "Say your name. Right now."
Merida looks mad as she looks at him. "Merida."
"Say it right." Pitch said while looks at her.
"Merida." Merida said it again. "Right." Pitch said.
"Merida." Merida said it again. "Right." Pitch said.
Merida gives up and sighs. "Mer-rita."
"That's better. Thank you." Pitch said as he looks at her. Merida looks at him mad. Pitch goes back to the broken clipboard to do the attendance.
"Now Smartmouth. Where are you." Pitch looks around the classroom. A boy with a sheep horn helmet looks at him but didn't say anything.
"Where is Smartmouth right now." Pitch asking as he looks pissed off.
"No Smartmouth, huh? You better be sick, dead or mute, Smartmouth." Pitch said as the boy with the sheep horn helmet quickly raised his hand.
"Here. Oh man." The boy with the sheep horned helmet quietly said as Pitch looks at him.
"Why didn't you answer me the first time?" Pitch asked him while the boy looked at him.
"Huh?" The boy said while pretending not to listen to him.
"I'm just asking. I said it like four times, so why didn't you say it the first I said, Smartmouth?" Pitch asked him again while the boy looks nervous while looking at him.
"Because it's pronounced Snotlout." Snotlout said as pitch looks angry.
"SON OF A BITCH!" Pitch screamed while pushing the science equipments across the table. Rapunzel, Hiccup, Merida and the other students look at him like he was crazy. Pitch looks back at Snotlout and pointed at him.
"You dumb messed up Smartmouth! Now take your ass down to Nickel Street North's office right now, and tell him exactly what you did." Pitch said while Snotlout looks at him.
"Who?" Snotlout asked him in confused. Pitch looks at him even mad.
"Nickel Street North!" Pitch said while looking at him.
Snotlout realized what he was saying and looks at him.
"Principle Nicholas St. North." Snotlout corrected him which made Pitch really mad.
"Get out of my Goddamn classroom before I break my foot up in your ass!" Pitch said as Snotlout runs out of the classroom.
"Insubordinate and churlish." Pitch said as he calms down while looking at the attendance.
"Jack." Pitch said as the boy with white hair, blue eyes, pale skin wearing a blue hooded sweater raised his hand.
"Present." Jack said while looking at him.
"Thank you." Pitch said while a smile on his face.