The Big Four: Drabbles

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The Big Four: Hiccup Smoking Pot in College

Notes: Modern AU

Summary: Hiccup is forced to reveal the reason why Stoick and Gothel don't like Jack. Merida tries to make dessert for the gang.

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"Alright, you know what? That's it. You've had your chance." Rapunzel said while hiccup look at her in shock.

"Wha-what?" Hiccup said as Rapunzel walk towards their parents.

"Mom! Dad! Hiccup smoked pot in college!" Rapunzel screamed out loud, to her parents.

"What?!" Gothel and Stoick said as they look at them.

Hiccup looks at Rapunzel. "You are such a tattletale!" Hiccup said while sounding like a five year old. He then look at his parents.

"Mom, Dad, you remember that-that time you walked in my room and smelled marijuana?" Hiccup asked nervously.

"Yes." Gothel and Stoick said as they look at Jack angrily.

"Well I told you it was Jack who was smoking the pot but it was me. I'm sorry." Hiccup said while his parents was shocked.

"It was you?" Gothel said.

"Yeah and Dad, Jack didn't melt your records. Hiccup did!" Rapunzel said

"Is that true?" Stoick said while looking at Hiccup.

"And Dad, y'know that mailman that you got fired? He didn't steal your Playboys! Hiccup did!" Rapunzel said.

Both Gothel and Stoick stared at Hiccup. Which Hiccup looks at his parents with an afraid, shocked look.

"Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing, Rapunzel did!" Hiccup said while pointing at Rapunzel.

Gothel and Stoick glare at Rapunzel.

While Eugene, Tooth, and Merida are sitting at the table, looking at the Hiccup and Rapunzel like they're weirdos.

"Hiccup hasn't worked at the museum for a year!" Rapunzel said.

Gothel and Stoick glare at Hiccup.

"Rapunzel and Jack are living together!" Hiccup screamed.

Both Gothel and Stoick glare at Rapunzel, shocked.

While Rapunzel and Jack both are shocked. Hiccup gives Rapunzel a 'take that!' look.

"Hiccup married Merida in Vegas! And got divorced! Again!" Rapunzel said.

Gothel and Stoick glare at Hiccup.

"I love Jacques Cousteau!" Tooth said while joining herself in.

While that was happening Merida was reading the recipe magazine, finally figuring out that... "I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle!" Merida said in shocked and anger.

"I wanna gooooooo!" Eugene said while pounding on the table.

Gothel rubs her temples and looks at them.

"That's a lot of information to get in in thirty seconds! Alright Eugene, if wanna leave, just leave. Merida, no you weren't supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Tooth, I'm sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead." Gothel said while Tooth makes a sad face.

"Rapunzel, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me." Gothel said.

"And we kinda figured about the porch swing." Stoick said while looking at her.

"Hiccup, drugs? Divorced? Again?" Gothel asked while looking at Hiccup.

"What happened son?" Stoick asked while looking at him.

"I-I uh, I got tricked into all those things!" Hiccup said nervously.

"Jack! You've been Hiccup's best friend all these years, stuck by him during the drug problems." Gothel said while Hiccup gets disgusted.

"And now you've taken on Rapunzel as well. Well, I don't know what to say. You're a wonderful human being." Gothel said with a smile.

Jack is mega shocked as he look at Gothel.

"Thank you!" Jack said while still shocked.

"No! Thank you!" Stoick said as he hugs Jack.

"Rapunzel and Hiccup! I don't know what I'm gonna do about the two of you!" Stoick said in disappointment.

"I'll talk to them!" Jack said in a parent-like tone.