AN: To say that I hated writing this chapter is an understatement. I mean, I didn't really hate it. I love it. It was just frustrating. I wanted to upload it last night before I left for work but goddamnit! This chapter was rewritten at least a dozen times. UGH. Anyway. I hope you enjoy this chapter. Remember...review and please rewind your video tapes! :D


Picking up the raven by his thighs, "Wrap your legs around me, Dee. It'll be easier to carry you." He instructed. "Yes, sir." He said, breathily into his ear. Kevin had never ran to his room so fast before. Tossing him onto the bed, Kevin kicked off his jeans and underwear and crawled up Double Dee's body.

"Please tell me you have some sort of protection, Kevin." Double Dee said between kisses.

"Well yeah. I don't sleep with anyone unless I do."

"Nghn….good….oh god, that feels good….K-Kevin…."

"Yes, Dee?"

"Do you have lube?"

Instead of answering, Kevin dug around in his bedside table for a condom and half used bottle of blueberry lube. "Blueberry?"

"Oh, heh heh, yeah. I love blueberry. So when I saw this, I had to get it." Kevin laughed.

Double Dee grabbed the bottle and squeezed some onto his hand. Replacing the cap, he reached down and stroked himself. All while looking into Kevin's eyes. "Well. It just so happens that I love blueberry as well." He said, smirking. Kevin looked at him, hungrily. He kissed a trail from his jawbone to his neck; from his neck to his hip bone. Nipping the inside of Double Dee's thigh, he cupped his balls gently. Dee sucked in a breath through his teeth. Gripping the sheets, he could feel Kevin's hand gently massaging him and felt his teeth graze the inside of his thighs. Silently, he begged Kevin to take him into his mouth. To suck him down and make him see God. Or stars. Preferably stars. It was physically impossible to see God no matter how hard you tried.

"K-Kevin, I must ask…that you…cease and desist…your….torture….on my thigh." He barely got another word out before letting out a load moan as Kevin nuzzled the fine hairs at the base of his throbbing erection. Double Dee grabbed at Kevin's hair and pulled, gently at first then a bit more roughly as Kevin let out a groan at the sensation. Making his cock throb harder.

Their drunken stupor having worn off, but neither wanting to stop, Kevin licks the tip of Double Dee's cock. "Mmmmm," He says, "Blueberry. Yum" Then takes him into his mouth, going all the way down to the base. Kevin was grateful for not having a gag reflex. Double Dee was a bit bigger than what he was used to. "Ah…Aaaaahhhh….Ah, Kevin. Nghn. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin! Oh….mon dieu!" Double Dee muttered, gripping the sheets. Hollowing out his cheeks, Kevin sucked Double Dee until he came off with a pop. "Mon dieu? Is that….french or something?" He asked, gasping a little. "Yes." Was all the answer he got from the raven.

Grabbing the lube, Kevin squeezed some onto his fingers. Spreading it, he looked at Double Dee.

"Double Dee."

"Yes, Kevin?"

"I'm going to need you to breath. Okay?"

"Okay." He said, taking a breath in and breathing out.

"Good, keep doing that. This is going to feel a little weird at first but-"

He was cut off as Double Dee glared at him. "Kevin, this is not my first time and it won't be the last. Now, I implore you, get on with it."

Kevin couldn't believe the cutie in front of him. Did he….well alright then! Let's get to it!

Slipping one slicked digit into Double Dee's tight hole, he looked him in the eye to gauge how he reacted. Double Dee arched his back off the bed and moaned. Kevin continued to slip his finger in and out of him. Adding one finger then another, stretching him. After he felt that Dee was ready, he slipped out and reached for the condom and lube again. Kissing him, Kevin slipped on the condom and applied lube, generously, to Double Dee's hole.

"Okay, Dee, breathe for me." He said, kissing the smaller man again.

Double Dee gripped onto the sheets and took a deep breath. Kevin spread his legs and pushed them up towards the boys chest. Settling himself in between Dee's legs, he pushed the tip of his cock in. He heard Dee gasp and he pushed in farther. Once he was hilted, he waited a beat for Dee to get used to the size. "You ready?" He asked him. Double Dee shook his head once, signaling to him that he was ready. "Okay. Remember to breathe for me, babe."

He called him babe.

Sliding back, he slammed into Dee once, twice, three times. Double Dee wrapped his legs around the redhead's waist. Kevin found a pace that they both liked. He watched Double Dee's face. He never thought the man looked so beautiful until now. The way his mouth made a small 'o' and the way he gasped and moaned….it turned the redhead on even more.

Running his hand up the Raven's torso, he relished the way the man leaned into his touch. Reaching underneath him, he picked Double Dee up and settled him on his lap. "K-Kevin?" "Just go with it, babe. Just go with it." Kevin grunted. Gripping Dee's ass, he lifted him up, just slightly, not to the point where his cock left Dee, and then slammed him back down. Kevin let out a much too loud moan. He had to get up. This was not working He had to get up. But how? His legs were underneath him. How was he going to get up? How? HOW?! Suddenly, he realized he could bend back over and settle Edd on the bed while he got up. And that's what he did. Moving his legs out from underneath him, he somehow managed not to separate from Double Dee. Now that he was standing, he walked over to the nearest wall and slammed Dee against it.

He pushed himself into Double Dee again and again.

"Kevin. Oh my god, Kevin. Harder. Please. Ugh. Nghn. Harder….ah..ah…ah..ah…AH!"

"Good lord, Dee. Enjoying yourself much?" Kevin snickered.

"Shut up and pound harder." Was all Double Dee said before Kevin slammed his cock into him again and again and again.

Double Dee acted on impulse. He raked his nails against Kevin's back, who in turn arched and slammed into him, reaching that sweet spot. He kissed him hard and pulled at his fiery red hair. Grunting into every single kiss they shared. He pulled his legs together and brought Kevin closer.

Suddenly, Kevin slipped out and turned towards the bed, throwing Double Dee onto it, he turned him onto his stomach. Positioning Double Dee's knees underneath him, he slammed back into Dee.

"Nghn…..Oh, oh potiron…..right there. Right there. Oh god, right there."

Kevin grabbed him by the hips and thrusted into him. He could feel Double Dee thrusting back into him, meeting him thrust for thrust.

He reached around and grabbed Double Dee's cock. Pumping in time to his thrusts, he knew it wouldn't be long before either one of them came. His thrusts became erratic and his grip became harder on the man's cock. Holding back his own orgasm, he pumped his hand faster and he felt, rather than heard, Dee come all over his hand and the bed. He came shortly after with a loud grunt.

Pulling out, they both slipped onto the bed. Double Dee ignoring the mess for the moment in order to bask in his afterglow. He looked at Kevin. "Well. I think Nat wins this bet." He chuckled at the look that crossed the redhead's face. "Yeah. I suppose you're right." He said, breathing heavily. After a few moments of basking, they both got up and cleaned themselves and the bed sheets. But not before Kevin pulled off the condom, tied it off, wrapped it in a tissue, and threw it away in the kitchen trash.

They changed the bed sheets and climbed under the covers. Double Dee texted Nat while Kevin texted Nazz. Both got the same message.

FROM NAZZ&NAT: WHAT?! YOU DID NOT! HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BET?!

FROM KEVIN/DOUBLE DELISH: BECAUSE WE HEARD YOU.

FROM NAZZ&NAT: UGH!

FROM NAT: HELLZ YES! NAZZ OWES ME $200 AND A CAKE!

Snickering, Kevin put down his phone and nuzzled Double Dee. "Good night, babe. See you in the morning." All he got in return was light snoring.