Thank you for the follows, faves, and reviews. It's been asked if I follow what wikster did in her fic 'Behind Enemy Lines'. The answer is that although that fic, an awesome one I highly recommend you read if you haven't already, is an influence for these chapters, I don't intend to. I will have some scenes from the episode, but they'll mainly just be mentions, i.e. they only come up in conversations after they happened.
Disclaimer: I don't own 'VicTORious' or any characters, or the 'Garage Band' app on iTunes.
Jade POV
"I hate your sister." I tell Tori as we sit in the middle aisle of the plane we're taking to Yerba, surprisingly not a crappy plane that barely stays in the air.
"What'd she do this time?" Tori asks as she types up lyrics for a new song on her laptop, using her Pear Pad's 'garage band' app to test the piano of the song she's working on.
"She's 'singing' to Beck to try to seduce him. She just killed that song you sang to her for her birthday." I say, shuddering as Trina screeches, making everyone on the plane stare at her.
"Birthweek." Tori says absentmindedly, apparently unaffected by her sister's horrible attempt at singing. "And, sad as it may be to admit, it was a gift for her, so she can do whatever." She says, tapping a few keys on the 'garage band' piano and testing it with the lyrics she just wrote.
"Thought she sold that and bought a stupid hat with the money?" I ask, pulling out my Pear Phone and checking The Slap as I chat with Tori, ignoring Cat using my shoulder as a pillow.
"She did, but she still sings it anyway. It's Trina. What do you expect?" Tori asks as she closes her laptop and shuts off her Pear Pad. "When did Cat fall asleep?" She asks, seeing the small redhead resting on my shoulder.
"About twenty minutes after we took off." I deadpan, putting my phone back in my pocket, making no move to be careful, knowing it won't matter to Cat. "You've been working on your song for over two hours." I say, looking at her. "What's it for, anyway?" I ask, pushing Cat's head back on to my shoulder when it slips and her head moves dangerously close to my breast.
"Just a song I wanted to work on. So, what kind of car do you think I should get when we get home?" Tori asks me, referring to her parents promise of buying a car if we brought Trina with us.
"Well, that depends." I answer, glancing at her.
"On?" Tori asks, returning the glance as she puts her stuff in her carry-on and puts it under her seat.
"When you get your driver's license." I point out, smirking. "Of course, that also depends on when you get your permit." I add, laughing.
"I have my permit." Tori counters, glaring at me.
"Much softer." Cat says, her head slipping back down and resting against my breast, snuggling herself into my side.
"Shut it, Vega." I say when she starts to laugh as I push Cat's head back to my shoulder, ignoring the redhead's whine. "When did you get your permit?" I ask, keeping Cat's head on my shoulder when she tries to move her head.
"A few days ago, thank you very much." Tori says.
"Switch seats with me." Andre begs her after walking over to us after Trina stops torturing us for now.
"Yeah, I'd rather not." Tori says, giving her best friend a tight smile. "Jade? Would you like to switch seats with Andre?" She asks, knowing my answer.
"Only if the plane's windows opened and I could throw her out." I tell Andre, smirking.
"Stop talking. I'm sleeping." Cat says, catching Andre's attention.
"Cat, why don't you go sit with Trina and Beck?" Andre asks her hopefully.
"No. Too tired to move." Cat says, shifting into my side.
"Why is Cat using you as a pillow?" Andre asks, staring at us.
"None of your business. Now go sit back down." I tell him, glaring at Tori when she bites back laughter.
"Okay." Andre says, heading back to his seat after giving us curious looks.
"Cat, if you don't get your head off my tit, I'm throwing every one of your plushies into a furnace, record it, and make you watch it before bed." I warn Cat when her head, once again, slips onto my boob.
"Not my plushies!" Cat yells, sitting up and wide awake, Tori laughing beside me.
"Oh, shut up already." I groan, closing my eyes as Cat looks close to crying and Tori's failing to hold back her laughter.
Hours later, how many I don't know, we land in Yerba. "Finally." Andre and Beck say as soon as it's safe to get up, Andre louder than he might have intended as he grabs his carry-on and runs off the plane, Beck, Trina, and Robbie following behind.
"What was I using as a pillow?" Cat asks as we get off the plane.
"Nothing, Cat." I groan as Tori starts to laugh again.
"But it was so soft. I want one for my room when I get home." Cat says as we head into the crappy looking airport and head to get our bags.
"So would I." I hear Tori mumble through her laughter.
"You used Sinjin's hair." I tell Cat as we head through the airport.
"Eww. I don't want Sinjin's hair as a pillow." Cat says, pouting.
"You asked." I say as Tori slaps my arm. "So, what's the plan for the night?" I ask as we wait around the carousel, somewhat surprised that it's not being pulled by a guy on an elliptical with a belt attached to the wheel and the luggage carousel.
"Check into our hotel, get our rooms, and find out what the plan for tomorrow is for our performances." Tori says as we wait.
Ten minutes later, we finally collect our luggage, Sikowitz sipping on one of his seemingly countless coconuts, and head out. "Dang it." Trina says suddenly as we wait for our taxi. Or, more like a horse drawn carriage barely big enough to fit all of us.
"What?" Cat asks, staring at the elder Vega.
"I forgot my make-up pouch." Trina whines, stomping her foot. "How am I going to look beautiful now?" She asks, and of course, I can't stop myself.
"Plastic surgery, a bag, a mask, sledgehammer." I say, listing off random things until Tori slaps her hand over my mouth.
"Be nice to my sister, or I set you two up to sing a duet each night we perform." Tori threatens, ignoring my glare.
"Don't make me kill you." I tell her after she releases my mouth.
"Ooh, pony." Cat says, ignoring the tension as she runs over to a horse draw carriage and starts petting the large horse.
"Let's just get to our hotel." I say with a sigh, watching as Beck drags Cat to the carriage and Sikowitz, somehow speaking Yerbanian, tells the guy where we're going.
Fifteen minutes later, we arrive at our hotel. "I think I saw this place on a haunted building show around Halloween last year." I note, looking at the building.
"Why do you sound so hopeful?" Tori asks, fear evident in her voice.
"I wonder how many ghosts there are?" I ask, walking up the concrete stairs.
"This is our hotel?" Andre asks when we walk in, Trina releasing a 'Gross' at the sight.
And I'm ending here. No reason why. Don't know what all I plan on doing for the episode, but I won't be following the episode fully. I know Tori accidently kicking her shoe into the chancellor's eye was a huge part of the episode, but I won't be doing that in this. And with how this is going, the 'Locked Up' chapters are going to be probably four or five. I know I'm stretching this out, but it's how it's going for now. Sorry for not getting straight into anything big.
Thank you for reading, hope you liked it.
Blessed Be.