Hinata's dream
Naruto Uzumaki, wearing an orange silk suit, with a tie to match, stood in the middle of a large room with its lights dimmed, scented candles were lit, he was waiting for his beloved to arrive. He had bought the entire building just so they could finally have that special dance together that they had always dreamed of.
He glanced at the heart shaped clock on the wall, muttering under his breath. 'God...where the hell is-'
Suddenly as if on cue, the large double-doors swung open, and Naruto let out a gasp. Dressed in a lavender dress, with purple lipstick, stockings and high heels, Sasuke entered the room, a small grin on his lips.
A blush formed on Naruto's cheeks as Sasuke walked closer. 'He's... he's finally here...'
Once he had reached him, Sasuke got down on one knee and held out his palm. "Would you...like to dance my love?" He asked in a husky voice.
Naruto held out his hand and placed it gently into Sasuke's palm. "I would..."
Sasuke smiled as he wrapped one arm around Naruto's waist, while he held Naruto's left arm high into the air with his other hand. Naruto almost felt like crying then and there; he was just so happy to be alive, with the the person he loved.
"Sasuke... I love you..." Naruto whispered, burying his face into Sasuke's chest.
Sasuke bent over and kissed Naruto on the forehead, "And I love you, my darling Naru-chan..."
...That was when Hinata finally woke up.
Sitting up in bed, she blinked a few times, trying to understand what she had just dreamt.
'...I just dreamt that Naruto and Sasuke were gay lovers...' Hinata realized.
Then...
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Woken up by the poor girl's screams, Neji came rushing into the room, completely naked, and for some reason, he had Lucy straddled to his back. "What happened!?" Neji cried, "Did you dream of Rock Lee again!?"
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To say the least, Hinata was rather traumatized by the whole thing...which would explain her behavior around Naruto in the anime, wouldn't it?
