Keep calm and smoke pot
Natsu and Naruto were high... no, they weren't on a building or tree... they were high.
Naruto being the responsible ninja that he was suggested what they should obviously do at a time like this.
"Hey Natsu?"
"Hmmm?"
"You hungry?"
"Yeah... I could go for some meat right about now."
"How about a pig..."
"Pig...?"
"Let's eat some pig..."
"I-I I... I don't know man... where the fuck are we gonna find a pig at 2 am?"
"Ohhhh...I know a place..."
Later at the Hokage mansion;
Tsunade was in dream land when she heard a noise.
"Shhhhsh! Don't wake the hag up!"
"S-shut up man! Just tell me where she keeps her Dew... I'm thirsty."
Then the Hokage heard a crash... then something that sounded like a pig crying for help.
Oink oink oink OINK!
"Get in the bag Tonton! Get in and I'll make it painless..."
After a while the noises stopped... it seemed like they left... time for some shut eye.
Wait... what's this smells? And did it get hotter?
Outside the Hokage mansion
"Why!? Why did you set her house on fire!?"
"No Dew... no house."
"..."
"..."
"Fair enough..."
"I'm still eating that pig by the way..."
END