See you at the bottom.
Look at the stars, look how they shine for you.
#latenightwalk #lifeisamazing
EC: Jasper Hale.
SC: Emmett McCarty
*insert photo*
Well fuck me.
No really, go ahead and fuck me in the ass with a ten inch vibrator and no lube.
Edward Cullen had posted a new photo, silhouettes of three figures with the middle one pointing at the sky, just illuminated by the light coming from a nearby streetlight, two hours ago.
Like two fucking hours ago!
And you know what? My lone, solitary friend request hasn't been accepted by him yet. Apparently Mr. Cullen did not accept my friend request. I'm sure he completely ignored it, after seeing that we only had one mutual friend.
He's probably thinking, who is this girl? I know she is gonna start flirting with me like the shameless bimbo that she is as soon as I accept the request. OMG, she is such a plain Jane, LOL what is she even thinking, trying to befriend me, Adonis-who-makes-females-vagina-cry!
Okay, okay, I know I might be overreacting a little but still….
Who the hell does he think he is?! How dare he ignore me, Isabella Swan, nerd extraordinaire who may not look like a supermodel but isn't too bad to look at either?!
Maybe he's just a stupid airhead who was too proud of his looks.
Yeah, that just might be the reason. My irritation and anger increases as I furiously tap my phone.
Cancel friend request.
No, feed him a fucking cherry pie, you idiot! Of course, cancel the damn friend request, you thoughtless website!
After having done what I wanted to, I relaxed back in my chair, silently fuming.
Deep breaths, Bella, deep breaths.
I start counting backwards, in a bid to quell my ire.
10,
9,
8,
7,
6,
5,
4,
3,
2,
1.
Feeling calmer, I reach into my bag and pull out my stash of candy which I keep for emergency situations just like this. I should probably worry about Mr. Banner catching me eating in his class but honestly speaking, I just can't bring myself to give a flying fuck.
Edward Cullen could go shove that pretty little face up his life-is-amazing ass.
Seriously though, what kind of a fucktard posts a nighttime photo like this during the morning?
I was so happy to see the reviews that I wrote up another chapter. To all the reviewers, thank you so much for those kind words. They made me smile like an idiot. =)
So, here's the second chapter! Let me know what you all think.
Again this is unedited, so all mistakes are mine. I'd really like it if someone could beta this story for me….
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