Kakashi is a late and lazy bastard
Erza was sitting under a pink tree in the local park, she was waiting for her date.
It was her first date and she wanted to surprise him by coming early.
Twenty minutes later
'Any time now...aaaaaany time.'- Erza thought to herself.
One hour later
'He's gonna jump out of a tree ninja style right abouuuuuuuuut NOW!'
He didn't.
Six hours later
Erza was shivering in her short dress, it was midnight and she was still waiting.
'Well... at leat the weather is nice.'
It started raining after that.
Twelve hours later
Erza got up from under the tree, she had a furious expression on her face.
'Hehehe...I'm gonna kill him... Muwahahahah! I'll FUCKING kill him and then... then I'll make him buy me cake...lots and lots of cake...muwahahahaha!'
People just stared at the redhead laughing to herself.
"Mommy, is that girl crazy?"
" Shsssh! Don't look her in the eye honey!"
Leaf village - Kakashi's house
Knock knock knock
"Open your door dammit!"
Knock knock knock
"Just accept your fate and give me my cake!"
Knock knock knock
Suddenly the door of the other house opened and a man wearing all green spandex stepped out. He looked at the redhead knocking his neighbor's door. - " Um, excuse me mam... but, do you know Kakashi?"
"Yes, I'm his girlfriend...why, where is he?"
"I'm sorry for your loss, he died in a mission yesterday, a true hero and a true friend."
Erza's eyes widened, 'Oh no... why?'
Erza just walked lifelessly after that, she kept walking until she got home and cried herself to sleep.
The next day- Kakashi's house.
Knock. Knock. Knock.
"Oi! Kakashi! She's gone!"
The door opens and Kakashi pops his head out, - "So, I guess I owe you fifty ryos now?"
And that was how Kakashi broke up with the redhead without having to die in the process.
END