THE SUMMONING:

It was a month before the chunin exams, Naruto was hard at work practicing his new technique, "Summoning jutsu!" there was a puff of smoke and what came out was, "Look! it's got legs this time!"- he shouted, while pointing at the tadpole.

Jaraiya looked at the tadpole, "Wow Naruto, that's progress, you should try jumping on it and riding it to the exams."-he went back to the bushes where he could look at the girls bathing.

"What am I doing wrong!?"

Jiraiya looked back at the blond, " Look Naruto, you can't just throw all your chakra into it, shout out the name and then just expect it to happen."

Naruto tilted his head, "I can't ?"

"No! you stupid Fuck! you need to have some sort of strong feeling in it some sort of emotion, something unique like the feeling of having the spot between your legs being rubbed by a hot prostitute."-Jiraiya started drooling.

"What's a pros-"

"I'LL TELL YOU WHEN YOUR OLDER!"

Naruto went back to his training, Stupid horny sage... ok I need some sort of emotion, a feeling, maybe even a fantasy? how about... aha! that's it.

"Summoning Jutsu!"-there was a puff of smoke and when it cleared Jiraiya's jaw dropped, Naruto was speechless.

In front of them was a red head woman in armor, "Where am I?" she pointed her sword to the drooling Jiraiya who then looked back at Naruto, "What were you thinking of!?"

"All I did was imagine Sakura when she grows up, a strong body, with lots boobies and a taste for cosplay!"

Jiraiya looked back to the read head then back at Naruto, "Naruto... you expect too much... you have to lower your expectations... like, REALLY low."

Erza had enough of this, she pointed her sword at the man's neck and asked again, "Tell me where I am!"

Jiraiya raised his hands up in surrender, "My student here"-he motioned to Naruto, "-accidentally summoned you, he was suppose to summon a frog but, you know shit happens"

Erza put her sword down and started thinking, "How do I get back home?"

Jiraiya replied before Naruto could answer, "That's easy, all you have to do is satisfy me and if I'm really satisfied then you get to come home with me..."

That was when Erza started pounding his head into the dirt.

:::A brutal Beat-down later:::

"So what your saying is that, this underdeveloped brat-" she motioned to Naruto, "-is the one who summed me?"

Her response was a moan from the half dead Jiraiya.

"And that the only way for me to get home is if I helped him win this tournament?"

"yeaah" said Jiraiya.

Erza pointed her sword to the sky, "Then I will train him until he can beat anyone who comes at him..."

Naruto didn't want a girl to train him, "Wait! don't I get a say in this!?"

Erza kept talking as if she didn't hear the blond, "I will make you into a fine young warrior, you will be able to crush mountains, you will beat any and all competitors if its the last thing you do!"

"What type of training are you planning to make me do!?"

"The 'I'm gonna throw you off of a cliff' kind! ... now let's get started!"

"Fuck no! I'm going home!"

That was the last time Erza saw the blond ninja.

END