Well here comes Sans with him talking to two people.
Updated 2/1/2016: add more hints of where the rest of the kids and trolls are at. The hints I add is a crab and a dog.
Chapter 5: Timey-wimey Troll and the Windy Trickster
Strolling in the woods where the snow dogs reside near Snow-Dog town, I was minding my own business until I detected a strange anomaly within the space-time continuum, causing this strange butterfly-effect that overrides the original timelines when the anomalies arrived here, entangling within our own space, time-continuum.
This odd anomaly interfered with the original timelines that me, befriending the Eight Child…or countlessly being murdered by them. As I now detected multiple timelines here n' there…which most of them are the bad timelines involve with a strange Eight spi-dicer, rolling her Eight Dices against the particular Eight…demon.
888…I think I'll like this unknown person, but I don't know who it is and why? It feels like it involves with avenging something in those timelines…I'll probably meet this person and learn the eight-vent, eight-ventually.
That's odd, why do I keep saying eight all of the sudden that I feel so relived on saying that?
My foresight is a bit fuzzy right now, but I'll eventual investigate it soon enough when the event begins. As the final child falls down within the underground, deciding our fates would be. Possibly, getting dunked on if they were that gullible of that ruse I made for them.
Strolling in the forest, minding my own business…I felt an unknown presence coming towards me.
Strange, the stranger that's approaching me is within time itself and I detected this person is quite…energetic to say the least.
"Hey you! Yes you! I like to pick a bone with you! Get it? Bone with you?" Turning around to see a floating grey monster with red butterfly wings hovering in the air with her feet off the ground, I saw specks of weird fairy dust that's emanating out of her wings. I suspect she's one of those anomalies I detected.
She's wearing an odd red costume like she got it out from an Anime costume party and she has curved, ram like horns attached to her head. By appearance, her horns look like those human candy corn candies that tasted really bad in my opinion. To be honest, that's the best pun I ever heard when she made that joke.
Hearing she cleared her throat and begins to formally introduces herself to me. She spoke again.
"Sorry about that. Just seeing you makes me want to make an awesome pun out of it! So beforehand…I want to ask you something. Are you the timekeeper in this reality that we're in?" So you know I'm the only one that can detect time itself? Yup, you really found the Skeleton Key that holds all time and reality in this space lady.
"Yup, you definitely found the guy. So what do you want and how did you get into our various timelines exactly lady? By the way, I'm Sans, Comic-Sans. But you can call me Sans for short." I'm curious, how did you guys penetrated into our space-time and reality? It was normal before, but you guys suddenly showed up out of the blue. Changing all the events that just happened here.
Wanting to exactly know of who these people are that suddenly just popped out of nowhere within our timelines. She answered me of how complicated that question was.
"Sup Sans, I'm Aradia. How do I start this? Well…it's sort of complicated of how we got here in the first place. You see…we were playing a game called Sburb or Hiverbent equivalent to Sburb. In actuality, we were suck into this game and we well…we sort of destroyed our own reality. Plus, destroying our own time and space after that…event we had." So a game brought you here that somehow bend reality, so that's why you game over here in the first place ha?
"In addition, it's more complicated of how the game works and how we even beat the game in the first place is beyond me. But overall, it's pretty much brutal when you're in THE game. A lot of life n' death situation occurred and I don't like to talk about the details as…as it doesn't sit well with me, it's really graphic and maid me want to vomit from seeing it." Hmm, that's rather interesting.
So you're stuck away from your true home ha? So you're now Understuck here with us?
Either way, I don't really care much unless you start killing everyone here for no particular reason. Sure, you people can stay here as long as you want, but if you people are acting bunch of psychos…well, there's going to be a lot of bad times.
"Anyhow, I need to go. I want to check the time and reality within this space and see what lies ahead of here." Sure, whatever you say Aradia. But before you go, can you tell me this?
"Sure. Whatever you say Aradia, but can you tell me this before you leave? Bout' this girl who's fighting against the Eight Child and who is obsessed with the number eight all the time? My vision of time ahead of me is a bit obscured right now as it currently didn't happened yet and yet the person, who's fighting against it, doesn't belong into this universe's time, space spectrum. Hard to tell of whom this grey spider lady is as she doesn't exist here for me to look at her history. But can you tell me anyways?"
That's time in a nutshell because this person doesn't exist here. So I cannot tell of who this person is and her history here is none-existent.
"Oh, you're talking about Vriska. Yeah she was a HUGE bitch before; well…she was a huge bitch. But she's currently consulting, amending her own past actions and deeds. I saw and know what you mean…BUT I cannot spoil it for you because-…" She then put up a dramatic pause.
"It's-a-great-epic-FINALE…wink!" Seeing she pointed her index fingers at me and made a sly wink at me. Knowing it will be a great show of the bad time of this thing going to have.
"Seriously though, yeah I know it's bad if I can't tell you of what it is, but I CANNOT tell you of what it is as it'll mess with the natural properties of time itself, destroying the natural process of our now original timeline here as it'll create terrible, artificial timeline offshoots if I told you of what it is. Resulting in a huge butterfly-effect and the after-effect producing dire consequences that no one should see. Where the results will yield more drastic misfortunes than any good in the future, making an inevitable loop of paradoxes if I tell of you what it is. But it's very satisfying when you finally see it without knowing it in the first place."…
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"It's like putting a cat in a box, but you cannot tell of what the results are inside the box. So if I told you, the unknown and the improbability will raise its likelihood...which is bad."
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Well, I hope you're right Aradia. You know, I usual hate surprises that I don't know of or keeping promises that I might break. Sure, I'll give a swing to that. As I know, we're probably screwed anyways. Accepting the terrible fate that I might face.
"Oh, before I go…I think John is near here. Also I got a new joke for you!" So what's the joke?
"What instruments do skeletons play?" And what it is it? Oddly, it feels like this happened before.
"I don't know, what?" Replied to Aradia's inevitable joke that I know is going to happen.
"TromBONES!" Oh I wish someone could play the drums for that!
"Ha! Nice joke. So this John person, is he a human?" I question the odd fairy person in front of me. Hesitant if he is human.
Aradia nodded her head which confirms my hesitation. "Yes…seeing your peoples' history. Some of you don't take humans very kindly. Not in a serious manner though. Yeah, John is pretty much a nice person to be a human. So don't worry about him. He's pretty much the only one who spearheaded us out from that hellish game." Well that's a relief.
Before Aradia was about to depart, she warned me about someone.
"Oh, if you encounter any of my kind called trolls and the one that looks like me…well, be cautious around the person named Damara and who speaks Japanese because she's…well, a very rude Weeaboo and who is, unfortunately, my relative."
Weeaboo? Like Alyphs? Is it a same thing as Otaku or something that's obsessed with anime stuff?
"So if she's your relative? Are you interested in Anime or something, like relative bonding?" I wonder if she's an Otaku, just like Alyphs?
"If I'm interested in Anime and an Otaku person just like her? Nah, I don't follow the same trend as her because I'm really interested in Korean. 이 처럼 (Like this!) It's pretty much a deterrent to stop her from sexually harassing me all the time. For the bonding part…well that's up in the air because I told you before, she isn't that…a person type." As she said that, she then faded from the materialized existence of time n' space, when she unknowingly summoned these two floating boxes with crystal quartz on them.
When she plays them, she's gone.
"Geommeokjima ni simjangsoriga deulkyeo, dwie seoseo chimchakage jikyeobwabwa-"
For a second, I thought someone's singing for a moment. But I think am hearing things here. Besides, I'm not into those foreign human-culture stuff that Alyphs is always obsessed about and not a fan-atic about it.
As she's gone in time, I detected another anomaly that's near to my sentry post. I wonder who?
Seeing it's the faster way to take on my short-cuts than just simply walking, I'm now here, near to my sentry post. What a fast coincidence ha?
Finding this John person that Aradia talked about. I heard someone approaching behind me.
"Hey, do you want to shake my hand. It's rude you know if you don't?" Hmmmm, I know what's going to happen.
Turning around to face John and holding a special surprise in my hand, I turn to him and grabbed his hand.
*TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooottttt…*
*TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooottttt…*
Looks like we have a double whoopee-ception in our hands.
I think I'm going to like this kid.
"Darn, looks like we both have whoopee cushions. Looks like we're both tied here buddy." Darn right you are kid.
Learning what this kid looks like, he's wearing the same fabric that Aradia wears. But this human has light blue color scheme instead of deep red. He has glasses like a nerd, slightly messy black hair, and wearing his blue pajamas that has some weird long coil thing attached to his back…with his banana shoes on his feet.
"Darn straight you are kid…anyways. Do you go by the name John by any chance?" Seeing he open his mouth in shock of how I know his name. I interrupted him to answer his question.
"Your friend Aradia told me about you. So no hard feelings about it, alright kid?" Seeing his face breathe out in sigh relief that I'm not some random stalker that's stalking him for his stockings, the kid's getting interesting every moment he talks to me.
"So Aradia send you? Well that's a relief to hear. Aradia is sometimes a bit creepy, but you'll get over her. Anyways before I get distracted, who are you since we recently met?" Fair enough.
"The names Sans, Comic-Sans kid, don't forget bout' it." Giving a reassuring wink, not in a creepy wink like wink, a friendly like wink I remind you.
"Well Sans. Before I go to find my friends, how about you look over to your Sentry Post, I think there's something wrong over there." Ohh? I think you need to double check there pal.
"How about you check it out? I think you left bunch of gusher treats in there before I last check." Ta-dah, he took the bait.
"Wait gushers? What do you mean? I didn't put-let me look." Yeah man, I think you definitely left something over there.
As the John human naively walks over to my humble Sentry Post. He ducks down to see the stash that I left for him.
"Oh sweet, I didn't know I left bunch of gushers that I like-…" Boom goes the dynamite.
*Schlik!*
Looks like you just got dogged on!
Seeing John is now covered in dog residue from the metal bucket that landed atop of his head when he carelessly pulled the string that's behind the Gusher box. He is now covered in dog stuff.
Sorry kid…you should try better than that trick because I'm THE prank master.
"Oh come on!" When he said that after being dunked on with dog residues. He suddenly turns into a light-blue colored wind as the bucket that was on his head, fell to the ground when he de-materialized from existence.
Well this is quite new that you don't usual see.
After he left and getting dogged on from my ultimate prank I made for him, I now detected two more anomalies appeared near me. Where the lady behind the door is at, you know? Where I played my knock-knock jokes with her for the fun of it and appreciate my good talents?
Boy, I hope she's doing fine by dealing with those two. But I have a feeling that she's going to have a great time with them.
Great elegant times…oh, what was I thinking about again? Something to do with trolls? Oh yeah...
Recalling of that certain troll girl I previously met, I think I saw one of her kind but it's rather grumpy. Hanging out with this strange human girl who has white dog ears and a tail, where she pounced on this grumpy looking troll that seems to be always angry all the time and then later getting pounced on some more by the local wildlife dogs. Getting all licked and slobbered by those small, annoying white dogs...
Or...possibly be covered in dog residue by now, just like the John human person which I counter-prank him.
*Honk!*
Ha? Who is making that honking sound?
[John]
Getting dumped on with piles of dog residue from his counter-prank. My prank just went into a complete bust as I carelessly got tricked on pulling a string from my favorite gusher flavored snack!
Darn it, that would be my best prank on Sans but he just out-prank me. That clever skeleton!
My windy-thing somehow got triggered when the bucket landed on my head as the wind then transported me that I don't know where exactly?
Feeling the breeze going through me faded, the wind eventual stopped as I appeared to be standing in some crystalize cave with…two pair of houses that reminiscently shape like ghosts?
Ha? I wonder who's inside those houses. Probably cool ghost people. That would be really cool if I meet ghost people here!
Hmm...looking around this place, it looks really great for the salamander people to live here-...and I wonder where's Vriska is at? That thought suddenly just hit me. Thinking about it, I really need to apologize for being such an ass to her as I now fully remembered between us two. Sweet adventures that I now remembered!
Strange, why did I forget about Vriska for two years anyways? That just really sucks on forgetting about her. Besides, she's really a coooooool troll!
So there's Aradia and John, now onto the wwizards.