Natsu and Naruto, The Deleted Scenes

by Hiddenray

So have you ever wondered what would happen if Natsu and Naruto opened a club, or if Hinata has any gay dreams, what scares Neji the most, how would a drinking contest between Tsunade and Canna go down, does Kiba have an inferiority complex, what happens when Natsu and Naruto smoke pot...read the story to settle your curiosity. ( Be warned of very adult language. Now discontinued.)

16. The summoning, part 2

The summoning, part 2

Erza had finally found Naruto and started teaching him.

"NOW STRIP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!"

"WHAT THE HELL!? How is that an exercise!?"

They were doing the basics.

Erza was getting frustrated from the lack of progress 'Ughhh...how am I suppose to train this brat!? He won't strip, he won't wear the armor I gave him, he doesn't even know how to do basic sword wielding.'

Erza finally got an Idea, ' I know I promised...but there's no other way.'

"OK Naruto, this is enough for today."

Naruto didn't believe what he just heard, this monster who made his life a living hell this month, wanted to give him a break!? 'OMG She killed me didn't she!? No wonder I got a break! I must be a ghost!'

Erza got confused when Naruto made a clone so that it could listen to his heartbeat. "But Naruto, I want you to do a few things today..."

"Like what?"

"I want you to do things that you always wanted to do, you know... go to a restaurant you always wanted to go, say something you always wanted to say to somebody, stuff like that."

And so Naruto did, he went to his favorite ramen stand, ate 10 bowls of ramen, and had a peek at sakura while she took a shower (the bathroom window was open).

After all this, Erza made him wear a blindfold and told him she was going to give him a surprise if he followed her.

" OK Naruto, open the blindfold..."

He did and found himself at...

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"...the SKY!?"

they were 2000ft above the sea.

"THAT'S RIGHT! AND I'M ABOUT TO DROP YOU... BYE! :) "

And she did... because she only promised that she wouldn't push him off of a cliff.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Naruto's life flashed in his eyes. '...Dammit my life SUKED! NO WAY I'M DYING A VIRGIN!'

So he summoned a toad, a big gigantic toad, a confused gigantic toad.

"What the- WHERE HELL AM I!?"

And so, Naruto didn't die and Erza ate cake for dinner... the moral of the story is...Nothing in anime makes any sense!

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