Kiba's inferiority complex
Kiba was in the fairy tail guild hall, he was currently having a chat with Wendy.
"I mean, he's just so full of himself!" Kiba kept bitching, while Wendy nodded her head.
"He acts like he's better than me! He keeps on mocking me, he's always stealing the spot light!"
"Um...Kiba-san, I don't think its nice to talk bad about friends behind their backs."
Kiba just ignored her and kept going. "And he has ALL of Hinata's attention at him! And you know what!? He doesn't even know! Its like he can't understand her at all!"
"B-but! Isn't he your best friend!?"
"I'm sick of him! Akamaru's always been this way, he makes it look like I can't do anything without him at all!"
A growl catches their attention, they turn around.
"Oh hey! Akamaru, I was just talking about how awesome you are..."
Bark. Bark. Growl.
"What!? You think I'm the one who should brush his teeth!? Screw you!"
Bark. Bark. Bark.
"I am NOT a lazy bum! It just takes me a while to get the right motivation!"
Bark. Bark. Bark.
"NO! You're the son of a bitch!"
Bark. Bark. Bark.
"I do NOT fantasize about you!"
Bark. Bark. Bark.
"That was a one time thing!"
Bark. Bark. Bark.
"That...That's against the rules! You can't talk to me like this, your my dog!"
Suddenly Natsu jumps in and kicks Kiba in the head.
"SREW THE RULES! I EAT FIRE!"
And thus an ending doesn't need to make sense.
END
