Now let's about royalty here. Also, The Seer and the Sylph are talking to Goat mom.
Chapter 10: The )(igh royalty, Casino shenanigans, the Lost Weeaboos, And A Fashionable Talk.
[*You are now the sea-goat man]
Who are you calling a sea-goat? I'm a goat, not a 'sea-goat' to clarify it to you. There's a difference between them.
Beforehand before I get distracted, I'm currently discussing with the royal chess people whom they used to rule a Kingdom called Prospit. I welcome the King and Queen upon my humble kingdom of Monsters no matter who they are. They are always welcome upon my presence.
"You are very well respected upon your ruling here Asgore. Hope you rule your kingdom justly…although; I'm very concerned of you being self-absorbed on your merits on killing the humans to break the barrier upon here. I know you're reluctant…but don't over bear it." Hearing the White King's advice to me of how I should rule, I'll consider his words if I really shouldn't dive onto my…personal issue.
"I'll consider your words White King. Of how you got here seems to be justified and I'll allow your black & white chess people to take refugee here. Also, I will follow your advice on checking the Midnight Crew if they indeed get rowdy in their casinos of using unnecessary violence." Accepting his offer to allow his people to live here, I heard footsteps echoing throughout the halls.
Turning to the direction of that noise coming from, I saw a tall, gray monster who has wide, long candy-corn horns on top of her head, fish fins for her ears, pink round goggles on her orange-yellow colored eyes, and swimwear which fits with her fish personality…unlike Undyne, she sort have a bubbly personality.
"GLUB! GLUB MY F-ELLOW ROYAL FRI-ENDS! To introduce myself, I'm Feferi! T)(e royal bloodline on the hemo-spectrum. Pc)(oooooo!" So she's royal as well? I'll try to buy that but-
"It's true Asgore. She's Feferi Peixes. An alien who is the Highest ranking member of her society. As her homeworld she ruled is called Alternia and her species are called trolls. Don't underestimate of her bubbly appearance, she is very responsible of ruling her homeworld and she has my respect." Hearing the White King giving his accolade upon this mysterious creature and his reputation of ruling his people very fairly is a well known merit about the White King. I nodded my head in acceptance to do his creditability outweighing my judgement that I cannot deny.
Second proof that I may be wrong is that when I look back at Feferi for the second time but more observant. I turn to see she's kind of royal by the extensive use of gold jewelry everywhere on her body. Deducing she's indeed royal.
So she has my respect.
"Feferi Peixes. I'm honored of your presence of my humble kingdom. How can I help you?"
I wonder…what is she thinking?
[*Asgore: Be Feferi]
Glub, glub. How mannered of him! He just like Diamond Droog! He R-EALLY has the tendency to be like him.
I think I remembered one of the probable Doomed Timelines that Diamond Droog privately chat with me and advise me to be Eridan's moirallegiance again before he starts breaking down. At first I thought he was kidding…but Eridan snaps and starts to kill everyone in his path. It didn't happened in the original timelines, but I remembered an offshoot version of me discussing it.
Yup, I'm definitely not going to be his moirallegiance anymore since he murdered my friends.
Now you mention it. I wonder what Diamond Droog is doing? Probably doing his own tomfoolery with his fellow Midnight Crew gang members with their gangster shenanigans and so on?
I think he's currently okay…I think?
[Diamond Droog: Start Problem Sleuth]
You are now Diamond Droog.
Your name is Diamond Droog. One of the four main, infamous members of the Midnight Crew and one of the original members when the gang was first conceived. Unlike the rest of your close associates, you have standards and manners of a gentleman. You used to be called the Draconian Dignitary when you formerly worked for the Kingdom of Derse, but you have a new name now and it is Diamond Droog.
Looking around, you are currently in your penthouse like office. You usual keep around your collection of knives and guns but more orderly. Unlike your three close allies, you are more organized. For them…they have rather unique personality traits that don't suit with yours.
Before you forget to mention of where exactly you are. You are specifically located within your elegant casino called Diamond Bond. The name isn't unique in anyways possible. But it suits you very well and has refine taste than your questionable allies' taste on how they run their casinos. But you care less about them.
[Diamond Droog: open the front door]
You walk towards your front wooden door that leads out to the vast hallways and your right hand reached out to the golden knob. Unfortunately, when you turn the knob and push forward…the door wouldn't open. High likelihood it's locked or jammed. Funny, you don't remember locking it. So it might possibly been jammed that all you know.
[Diamond Droog: punch the door]
Why would you do that? You are not an uncivilized savage…or Spade Slick on that matter. Besides, why would you damage your expensive property here? Thinking about it, you simply refused to do so as you'll simply break your hand than helping you.
[Diamond Droog: pick up your key from desk]
What key? You just picked up your Royal Roulette Revolver in your hands as it is a brandish Colt Diamondback. Gloss in silver metal and highly personal to kill your unfortunate victims who would draw your temper to the last straw.
In other words, you'll draw your R.R.R when things get personal to you.
[Diamond Droog: shoot the lock]
What? Shooting with your personal gun that's highly Business oriented? You think none of it. But instead, you draw your 44. Magnum revolver Smith & Wesson in your hands while holstering your Diamondback.
Even though this is highly unmannered of you on destroying your own personal, private property and assets, unfortunately, you're stuck. So either no go anywhere or break your lock.
And you know what the best option that you'll take.
Placing the revolver at the door closely and focusing on the lock as you wouldn't miss your shot, in addition, to minimize the damage that you'll probably cause to reduce your life time spending for replacements. You concentrate…
…
Focus…
…
NOW-
*ring!*
Unfortunately, something startled behind you as you lost all sorts of concentration.
*BANG!*
Dang it…
You missed your shot on the defected keyhole as it went pass through the other side of the hallway…even though you missed your shot. At least the lock on the door is broken off by the blast.
You wonder, what is behind the door that you shot through…
[Diamond Droog: look through the newly made hole in the door]
Looking through the huge hole that you broke through that might cost you a fortune to repair the entire damn thing to do your irrational thoughts getting into you. You saw it wasn't the door being jammed or locked. You saw a humongous, large, statue bust of a douchebag name Ben Stiller blocking your path.
Also…it looks like you shot a guy right at his left kidney that's carrying the statue. As the unfortunate, black chess person is bleeding out to death to do your misbehavior, miscalculations, and didn't think thoroughly of this event you made.
Great…just great.
You wonder who ordered this bust of a douchebag right in front of your door and when you finally find out who ordered it. Someone is going to have a hell of a great time with you.
[Diamond Droog: grab the bust's shades]
What shades are you even talking about? The shades is part of the stone bust you dummy! As it's attached to the bust, stick glue, and it's not even real shades! Besides, you can't reach that damn thing.
[Diamond Droog: Retrieve your phone]
You went back to your phone that's ringing awhile back and when you pick up the caller of who is calling you. It is no other than Spade Slick…who has a similar situation that you're in…but instead of shooting, he instead stabbed a guy while trying to break through the door.
You now wonder. Who keeps ordering those unnecessary Busts of Ben Stiller within your and Spade Slick's casinos? Unless it is for Club Deuce, it makes perfect sense since he's Club Deuce and you'll be damn well be angry at him for ordering those unnecessary busts that ended up blocking your path.
For Club Deuce…he isn't the brightest person in the shed within the Midnight Crew gang and it is highly reasonable that he ordered them.
You really wish that Quarters will be here to pulverize that monstrous, giant bust with his Mini-gun. But he isn't here as he's out drinking with his old, fellow Felt friends…
You maybe wonder? Why did the former FELT Members join up into your gang? For two reasons: one, their boss is dead. Two, they have allegiance with Spade Slick after he revived them as he recruited them into your fold.
So now the Felts are your closest allies…which sort of makes you skeptical and awkward about it.
[Diamond Droog: look through the eyes of the fake clown painting]
You don't know why you have a clown painting in your office. It is particularly a gift from Club Deuce of his stupid shenanigans of dealing with his bullshitting around in your office.
But when you get a closer look…the clown has holes on his eyes and you wonder where the holes lead to? To put in your mental list, you really want to beat the living hell out of Club Deuce for vandalizing your wall by making holes on it.
Taking a closer look and seeing through its eyes…it leads to Heart Boxcars' office which is adjacent with your office including Spade Slicks' and Club Deuce's as well.
Looking through it, for a second, you thought you heard Spade Slick shouting at Heart Boxcars of or for something…
Examining of what Heart Boxcars is doing, he seems to be engrossed with his conversation on his phone, making some criminal activity jobs for your gang as you and your gang will be more productive on doing the jobs than lazing around in your casinos.
[Diamond Droog: Shout insults at Heart Boxcars through the painting for being an obnoxious douche]
Again, why would you do that and what would it accomplish afterwords? By any chance, you are not Spade Slick and his rogue personality. Unlike him, you are a professional on how you deal with the situation that you're in. Not playing some un-diligent, childish games. As everything you do is all personal.
Before you can think any of it, you clearly heard that Spade Slick is shouting at the other side of Heart Boxcars' office…with his brutish insults and possibly urinating through Heart Boxcars' wall…which is very disgusting when you think about it.
Unfortunately or fortunately, Heart Boxcars can't hear any of you as he's so engross with his conversation in the other side of the phone line. He thought he heard misunderstanding with the person at the other side of the phone.
[Diamond Droog: piss through the clown's eyes]
What did I just say?! You cannot urinate at the clown since that's extremely barbaric of you and that's Spade Slick's thing, not yours to make. Also, you'll end up breaking your gentleman's code of doing such brutish act.
[Diamond Droog: look through your office window]
What window? All you can see is your Fenestrated Wall which can be used as a surveillance device to monitor the other side of another Fenestrated Wall or can be used like a Teleporter to go the other said Fenestrated Wall…but more of a nuisance to travel in.
Looking at it…you saw all the troll and human players scattered across the Underground when they all finally reach this place…but your gang and the other entities of Skaia came here first to do a certain strange circumstances that Spade Slick made at the Alpha Universe.
You don't know how he did it, but you don't want to know how he did it in the first place. Now you think about it, he did mention about dealing with a Dog and a Horse in some weird, unseen event he was in and making an odd contract with them.
To clarify, it's time shenanigans and you don't want to dive into that type of bullcrap.
That reminds you…you remember your time being an agent under the Batterwitch empress within the Alpha timeline, where you didn't foresee the apocalyptic shit that was going down in the future. Where your job is pretty simple and smooth until the spacey Armageddon happened...now you think of it, it's pretty good of a suave job you had during that time while you trying to kill the Prince of Heart who's being a pain to your spine.
Good times…good times.
Looking through the wall…you wonder what the rest of the players are doing now.
[Diamond Droog: Be Feferi again]
[You are now Feferi]
Now back w)(at I was thinking! 38D
When I was about to discuss with the big sea-goat man in front of me, I was about to ask him a question about this place and giving me the basic knowledge of where I am.
But then this odd looking skeleton w)(o is based on the )(uman anatomy and who is…how do I say this nicely? Big boned and wearing a blue casual jacket, black shorts, and some human pink recuperacoon slippers!
"Sup Asgore. There's some tomfoolery happening near at the school with the kids being all rebellious, calling all adults pirates, and indulging in anime cartoons. Looks like they're having fun-ny times with two trolls, am I right?"
Glub! Did you say kids being rebellious, tomfoolery, two trolls, and the kids turning into tribal Weeaboos? Could it be Rufioh started the rowdiness over t)(ere with Tavros?
W-ELL L-ET'S FiND OUT! Pc)(ooooooooo!
[At the School yard]
[Asgore]
Few minutes passed after I received word that the school is in the state of anarchy. I walk through the urban cobblestone streets of my Kingdom where Sans alerted me that there was some juvenile shenanigans happening over at the School district. I wonder? Why are the children being so rowdy all of the sudden? Is it something to do with the teachers or an outside force making them act like that?
Almost reaching to the marveled architect school that was built around thousands of years ago of our monster ancestors. It is the only educational building we have under the Underground.
About to marvel at its beauty when I get there, I was about to prepare and witness the great building in front of me…
Until I saw the school got vandalized…with toilet papers. Strange foreign cartoons, candies, soda cans littered across the ground and graffiti that has…weird cartoon characters on them?
What is going on in this school ground?
Occupying on detailing of what's happening here, I forget I was touring the three royal people upon my kingdom…and it was pretty embarrassing to see my educational building be wrecked with anime mischief.
And who is the little rascal did this anyhow?
Trying to find the child who did this and investigating of what really happened here. I saw the group of young school children…who are dressed like these so called anime characters?
Kids these days…with their strange cartoons. This is getting stranger everyday here when I saw one of Feferi's kind called trolls who is wearing a really strange, green garment outfit. Showing more oddly cartoons cartoons to them…which are mostly fantasy base of what I see.
Fortunately, it isn't those obscene cartoons…I wish I don't say this out loud in my head, but it is called-what are they called again…Hentai? Is that what it is called by the youngsters?
I'm getting too old for this…
"ENOUGH! Settle down and let me speak to your adult of what's happening here or I start suing!" Oh dear…legal issues happening here already?
Looking over to see a scaly, teal dragon that's wearing a black, Business Lawyer suit and black round glasses to cover his eyes while holding his black briefcase, I think the lawyer's name is Peter Banned? For short, we usual call him Pied Piper for the formality as he's a well-respected Lawyer.
His reptilian tail wiggled in frustration and his big scaly wings fluff in anger of what he's seeing here. Rubbing his ebony, cone horns to relief his stress of settling down with the kids who are being rowdy here.
"uM, WHO ARE YOU?" As all the kids look back at the Lawyer and the Troll who's wearing a green garment outfit stared at him in curiosity. The lawyer begins to tirade on the legal issue here.
"You know how much the school insurance cost to recover the school cleanliness as it cost 20000000G to restore all any sorts of blah, blah blah-
Blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blah, blah-BLAH!
Blagh, increase taxes, blah-
Asgore's treasury, blah-
And blah, blah, blah!
Blah, blah blah Strict quota laws-"
On second thought, Legal stuff…can be tedious and boring. As some of the kids are about to go to sleep. To do the long legal speech that Peter Banned made.
Until all the kids heard something atop of the roof…as it sounds like rolling blades?
*WOOOOOOOO!*
We all looked up when we heard the conch being blown and the wheels rolling that's encroaching upon us, the kids begin to get extremely excited for some strange reason when they heard-
"RUFIOOOOOOOOOOOH!"
Looking up of what the kids are cheering at. I saw a troll who looks similar to the other troll who wears the green garments but is wearing the most wildish clothing I ever saw. With bones on his pad-shoulder like vest, ripped red shoulder sleeves, black pants that has red frilly stuff on it, finally to his outrageous spike dyed red hair.
In short, he looks like a juvenile delinquent in my opinion…
"RU-FI-OOOOH!"
Seeing the kids chanting his name over and over again, the troll jumped off from the wheeled board thing, he flung in the air and floated in the sky for a while with his butterfly like wings.
While being distracted by the best acrobatic scene I ever saw, I heard Mr. Peter Banned muttered, saying: "That is so dangerous."
"RU-FI-OOOOH! HEY-OOOOOOH!"
Swinging through the ropes that are attached to the school like a skilled acrobat, the kids cheered on Rufioh of how he made some mad stunts while he's swinging and how he made a dramatic intro which, to be fair, really impresses me...except for Lawyer Banned. As he's not amuse and tries to silence them in stress as it's getting a lot worse for him to handle.
"THAT'S ENOUGH!"
As he shouted at the crowd of kids, finally losing his temper of all these shenanigans he saw. He turns back to the troll who is called Rufioh by the kids.
When Mr. Peter Banned faces him that might cause the entire ruckus in this school, this rufioh character then pulls out a sharp looking sword from his sheath. As he pointed the tip of his blade very closely to Mr. Banned's face in hostility. The two begin to circle at each other.
"Alright, show's over now-now you put that thing away-now put it down before you poke somebody's eye out!" As Peter Banned begins to get slightly irritated from Rufioh's rebellious nature, the kids begin to laugh and copy Rufioh's movement.
"You aren't mature enough to tax and what are you doing with the sword!? Flying around in this school?! THIS IS AN INSURANCE NIGHTMARE! What is this? Is this some sort of lord of the Pigs Pre-school in the Underground now?!" As the Dragon Lawyer ignored Rufioh for a while as he looks back at the kids in question, I got a little distracted of this…strange event that happened.
I continue to listen if it's worthy to intervene here and so on.
"Where are your parents? Who is in charge here?" As he said that, all of the kids begin to point at the Rufioh person-and this is turning quite dramatic if I tell you the truth. By all the shouting, the rowdiness, and the madness is taking a tow for Lawyer Banned to handle, wherefore I saw him begins to break down in absolute tribulation.
As Lawyer Banned stared at Rufioh when all of the students pointed at him, he stared at him in disbelief that he's the Guardian for all of the kids here.
"Nooo, nooo-Mr. Skunk Head with too much moves, you are just a punk juvenile-I WANT TO SPEAK TO A PROPER GROWN UP MON-" Then Rufioh interrupted. Making the chat rather rude and I felt pitted for Mr. Banned to deal with them.
"All grown-ups are p1rates!"…
…
…
Well, it looks like it's the good time intervene before things…get ugly here when Rufioh claims that all adults are pirates…which is sort of an over-exaggeration if I told you.
"Alright children, shows over now, and please, be very respect towards Mr. Peter Banned. I think he has enough of this." Walking up to the kids, they all begin to get very excited that their king has arrived at their very school. By which I might defuse a possible mob mentality on our dear old Lawyer Peter Banned in total aggression.
"KING ASGORE!"
Hearing the kids cheering me on of my simple presence here. This would be much easier for me and them if my wife is here to see all of these kids happy…but unfortunately, she isn't here as my wife left me to do…my Son's death and her disagreement of me on killing the humans.
And I really regret for doing it, but I do it for my Kingdom.
Yet, I wonder…what is my wife doing?
[Deep within the Ruins]
Filling up the bowl of candy whenever a human child falls down here, I'll always welcome with treats if they ever pass by here. Along retrieving some ingredients to make them a homemade pie here…unfortunately, six of them died by my Husband's wrath…
…
…I'm glad that I left that miserable man. Now I officially made my own personal policy to stop his brutal aggression, which is not to let any human pass through the door and preventing them from being culled by my husband's ideals because they are simply humans to him.
*Honk!*
Strange…whenever I walk through the ruins, I suddenly keep hearing these random, strange honking noises that echoed throughout the ruins whenever I walk deeper into the ruins. I felt someone's stalking without me knowing it.
It really gives me the creeps to tell you the truth…whenever I hear it. My fluffy ears wiggled in anxiety of not knowing what it is that's causing it.
"Um Excuse Me Mam? Do You Know Where We Are At?" Heard someone spoke behind me. Her voice sounded so…elegant.
Turning around of who may said that and may possibly be a human who fall down here. I turn back to see…a strange gray looking human with candy-corn horn shaped treats on her skull?
The grey looking human has short black, neat hair, candy-corn like horns where her right horn has a hook shaped to it.
The dress she's wearing is quiet elegant by my perspective and looks tailored to perfection. I felt envious of whoever designs those clothing.
Besides her to the left, there is a human girl who appears to be sixteen or older by her age. As her white, platinum hair is short and bulb-cut, wearing an orange dress that looks like she's a magical Seer of an unknown land and her lips gloss in black lipstick including her human like friend as well.
I wonder. Did they fall from the tip of the mountain? Of how they dressed themselves felt rather off put about them…their clothing are very too exotic for any kind of thing I saw. In addition of this strange monster being that's holding hands with the human girl near her.
"Well dear, you are in the ruins of the Underground. Now that question is out of the way, who are you and what are your names?" Wanting to know more of who are these two that stumble upon the Ruins without me knowing it-and how did they get pass through the puzzles I set up to train for the little ones?
Interesting it gets, the human introduce themselves to me in a formal way.
"Greetings, I'm Rose Lalonde. Beside me is Kanaya Maryam. Her kind are called Alternian trolls…or trolls if you want to discuss it informally to us. We came from a place that is rather hard to explain and unfathomably complicated to express."
So your friend and you came from a place that's above comprehension? But I'll respect your privacy for your two.
*Honk!*
About to further deepen onto this discussion between us three. I keep hearing these ominous honking noises again and starting to get under my fur!
Whoever is making that sound is starting to bug me and I don't like it…
SO…that's it. Now finally onto the clowns and the events of Undertale will be started soon afterword. I would write more on Kanaya, Rose, Toriel's story and giving them their own personal chapter. But that would be too much for me and I'm pretty lazy to write down that entire dang thing. Since I'm about to finish High-School, my life would probably be hell and time isn't limitless you know?
I just want to go onto the troll Juggalos and that's it. Damara would be a surprise somewhere in the future chapters, but that would be another time.