The clowns are here and Dave is making pornographic artwork…Elevator music applied. Also, YES! THE up8s! Also I'm sad it is going to end soon.
WARNING: stupid sexual allusions is involve to do a emotionally unstable character.
Chapter 11: FrIeNDlY cLoWn MeRcHaNtS.
Endless days, endless days…
The same old, the same old…
Helping players, destroying players…
I died again, I lived again…
Killed all of them, got killed by them…
Everything feels the same and nothing different has happened.
But…all that changes when I felt unknown entities have entered into our world.
Who are they? ARE they easy to KILL? Would they show some LOVE? I want to give those things some LOVE through EXP.
And I WILL LOVE TO SEE THEM SUFFER-
*Honk!*
What the fuck was that?!
Opening my eyes and felt my flora like body shivered in anxiety within the darkness I was in. I didn't felt like this when I face Chara's reincarnation…deep within the ruins where I will meet the Eight Child over and over again. I turn around to see…two looking clown creatures that are wearing strange costumes?
The two have long, goat like horns that resembled like candy-corn color as they unnaturally smiled at me and wave their right hands unnervingly.
The two are wearing white n' grey clown makeup on their face, wearing some weird purple suites. Where the one to the left is wearing some clown, bard jester thing that's showing his crotch at me, the other is wearing some weird super-hero suit that looks like some stupid garment prince asshole as his mouth shut sewn shut with threads on them.
The two then uncannily smile at me and offer me this…
[*The friendly clown merchants welcome you to the Ruins. It seems they would like to be your guide.]
[*Will you let them be your guide?]
Well they look at me…
I looked at them…
And they looked at me…
And I look at them…
*RATATATATATATTATATATAT_
*TATATTATATATATATATTATATA_
*TATATATATATATATTATATATT_
[*Flowey…]
*TATATATATATTATATATATAT_
*TATATATATATATATTATATAT_
*TATATATATTATATATATATATA_
[*Flowey, what are you doing with your friendly-ness pellets?]
*TATATATATATATATATATA_
*TATATATATATATATATATAT_
*TATATATATATATAATATATA!
[*Stop it…]
…
…
…
*RATATATA!
Looking down at these two miserable clowns that I give them my LOVE pellets to them and hearing some jackass whispering to my metaphor ears on stopping of my wrong doings, why do I care about them in the first place? Besides, they're creepy as heck!
As I finished brutally pelleting down the semi-innocent clowns for like five whole solid minutes of shooting them down and got my full attention towards them. I felt my mind being hijacked by some asshole typing in his keyboard.
When they're on the ground lying, I saw they're bleeding out with some weird purple liquid thing that are oozing out of them…aren't they supposed to be turn into ash anytime soon? OR, they aren't monsters at all.
After I made the finishing touches on them, I saw one of the clowns reached out from his bizarre crotch-cod piece and pulled out a human Walkie-talkie thing. He places it on the ground and turns the knob to a specific frequency.
Waiting for what's going to happen next…I heard the talkie-talkie thing is activated and heard someone's voice spoke behind it. Who sounded so…wrong in many different ways possible? I don't know why?
"WHY HELLO THERE YOu. WOuLD YOu LIKE TO PLAY A GAME?!" Hearing the obnoxious person's voice inside the talkie thing, I'm starting to get a headache from this guy.
"WHAT WOuLD A SANE PERSON WOuLD GuN DOWN MY MINIONS? SO I TELL YOu…WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A DIFFERENT TIME-PARADOX HERE. LIKE A LITTLE SHIT OF A FLOWER YOu REALLY ARE. BEING A MISERABLE BEING OF BEING MY PAWN. WHAT A SAD DAY FOR YOu." Okay, this prick is starting to get on my nerves now!
"FORTuNATELY, MY JuJu SAW ALL OF WHAT'S AROuND HERE AND WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT. AS I LEFT A LITTLE GIFT FOR THE EIGHT CHILD IS GOING RECEIVE…WHERE THE THREE BITCHES GOT IT.
DOING THEIR INTER-SPECIES LESBIAN THREESOME SEXuAL ATTRACTION THING.
HOPE THEY CARRY IT." What is the thing that you're talking about?
And specifically who are the 'three bitches?'
And…
…
…
What's an Inter-species Lesbian Threesome Sexual attraction?
[Toriel's house]
[Rose]
Knitting a glamorous dress for Toriel, knowing she would love it by the colorful design. I give out advice to Ms. Toriel on how to knit clothing in extreme precision.
Also, I reassured Toriel I have no mood on leaving the ruins as I prefer to write my extensive, wizard fictions and designing, tailoring clothing for Kanaya's assistance. We have zero intentions on leaving and I have no desire to explore either.
I was knitting with Toriel of making new pair of socks that goes along with her new attire of clothing we're going to make.
To explain of what her clothing attire is…it's a lady discussion when it comes to sleepwear.
To further ado, I release my amphibious consorts onto the purple, dark ruins we are in…as they're still adjusting onto their new life-style they have now. By which, interacting with the local frog people upon here as they seem to get along with them. As the two amphibious like family seem to be befriending their ancestral relatives…but, my pink consorts still shivering in aggregation for some reason? Possibly Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder to do my alienation on them? That's one possible educational guess.
"So overlap the needles by intertwining between them?" Yes, absolutely correct.
"Indeed Toriel. It makes knitting much faster yet efficient at the same time." Nodded my head to her, we further discuss trivia topics we both engage in. Discussing of my Consorts of who they are, the Underground ruins and its history. In addition, talking about her former husband where she disagrees on his controversial policy he made which I hundred percent agree on her as I see total bias of the rule he made. Trying the cull any humans to free themselves from their imprisonment, for the cost of my soul or any of my Ecto-relatives' souls within their Kingdom.
But that would be a challenge for them since we aren't…exactly naturally made or normal humans to do Ecto-biology and achieving God-tier status. In short, it's much harder for them to kill us or capture us to do the difficulty to permanently kill us off TO DO certain complicated requirements and circumstances we need to face. As the requirements are that we need to be Just or Heroic to die within battle. As God-Tier state wouldn't allow us to die immediately, it will judge on our deeds thoroughly if we are malicious, deviant enough to be justified in our acts to be executed or die in a glorious, honorable battle with full intent on stopping a corrupted force within their tracks.
So a Just or a Heroic death allow us to be put down for good. Which I have no intent on fighting them that may cause a Heroic deed or think anything malicious that would stir a Just for me. Just killing me without me knowing or having no will to fight will just revive me.
Continuing our daily leisure and building up a sense of camaraderie between us two, I heard footsteps encroaching upon us.
It looks like Kanaya is here and she's holding…Dave's and Dirk's puppet? Who I remember its name Lil Cal?
Staring down at the puppet where Kanaya holding its right arm with her left hand, I saw its unnerving eyes that are very…unsettling for a normal person to look at. I wonder why the Striders' even own this thing in the first place. It's quite incongruous to people if you ask me.
"I Found This…Puppet Thing Lying Near Your House Toriel. I Don't Know Why? But I'm Feeling Compelled To Make Him A Suit For Some Odd Reason?" Questioning Kanaya's judgment on keeping that puppet thing in Toriel's house, I don't see any harm to it and probably Dirk will be grateful to know his uncanny puppet is here.
[Flowey]
…
…
…Okay, never mind then.
Now I fully understand what is an Inter-species Lesbian Threesome Sexual Attraction is. It's a female leisure thing as they talk and doing girly things of what I read above me. I think…
Is that what he called it? I'm feeling a little bit discomforted of thinking about it and I don't know why?
Turning back to this jerk that's behind his Walky-talky thing, I question this…guy.
"Who the heck are you?!" Then he friendly replied.
"NONE OF YOuR DAMN BuSINESS DAMN FLOWER! SO SHuT uP AND LISTEN!" Okay, if I find him. I'm so going to shower him with so many LOVE that'll hurt.
"YOuR PATHETIC WORLD IS MIX WITH OuR WORLD BITCH! SO HALF OF YOuR WORLD HAS BEEN COMPROMISE AND REPLACE WITH OuRS! ALSO EXPANDING HERE OF WHAT WE'VE GOT. FURTHER MORE! I CONTACT A LITTLE FRIEND OF YOuRS WHO IS CuRRENTLY SLEEPING. SO I DON'T NEED YOu WITH YOuR PATHETIC POWERS AND I'M GOING TO PLAY A GAME WITH A CERTAIN OBNOXIOuS DOuCHE. SO GOODBYE!"
After his short declaration that he's being very loud and trying to pop my vein of his gosh darn annoyance! But listening to his last part about someone's…sleeping. Makes me shiver, and again, I don't why the heck I'm shaking for?
Just listening about that person he described really makes me scared.
[Alphys' Lab]
[Dave]
Ah yeah, the smell of torches on this hot piece of crap, spare parts scatter across the floor, installing some sweet Audio equipment both software and hardware as this bot will play some hardcore, sick beats like the old school Newgrounds A-Bot.
It's pretty fucking boring as hell right here. Right up to my twin butt cheeks and making some erotic pleasure for Dirk to press them with his mouth to stop the boringness I'm in.
At least I'm not some generic anime weeaboo and being underappreciated of me being attack on Tsundereplanes. Except for big ass humanoid, erotic, smuppets. Only to be replace with anime 9/11 and I'm getting tired of that joke as it's pretty much getting irrelevant right now.
Looking on this sweet, inner-skeletal layer that only me and Dirk is building, *technically Alphys and Sollux helped us* as copper wires, audio equipment, and Killbot slash Murderbot firmware is installed just in case if shit goes down to have some serious beat-down with some douche, the inner design looks finished. With Killbot firmware (OS) is installed, the power of Devin Martin is going to own this bartard's ass down with the power of his Dub…if there was ever a psychotic person which is really unlikely to happen here.
In the middle of a supposed chest. A monitor screen is attached to it. So the Audio Bars will show how hard this robot drops the beat of music it plays.
Now Dirk and I need to make the outer layers now. As Dirk deal with the robot shit while I deal with the Audio configuration to all of its sound systems to work properly as I'm dealing with real music here.
"Okay, so the inner wo-o-orking is finish…so, what's yo-o-our fa-v-vorite anime?" What? Oh I didn't notice you that you're helping with Dirk.
So what's my favorite Weeaboo show? That's an easy question, plus Dirk watched it and Sollux watch it as he surprisingly agreed.
"King of the Hill." As me, my Alpha-bro, and the sentimental, bi-polar, troll dick simultaneously said to this nerdy lizard in front of us. She paused and wondered of what show we're talking about. Thinking this cartoon is exported right out of fucking Japan.
"Oh…so it's a shonen anime? I'm more into shojo, magical girl sub-genre…more specifically Mew Mew Kissy Cutie." Oh god, that's sound so fucking Otaku weeaboo vibe right down in my stomach and regurgitate right out of my ass of that trash mistake I ever heard, in which ironically, I'm trash as well and she's trash to.
Ignoring her, I decided to focus on our emotionally instable troll programmer who is typing random shit on his personal Husk Top computer whatever as its connected to a wire into the now central brain core on the robot. Typing in codes and stuff that I don't give a single damn about like its Independence Day as two dudes somehow hack into the aliens' computer with primitive coding like they're using Windows 98 software.
Also…you may be asking? Where the fuck is Mett-whoever isn't here that he'll spoil surprise for this low-esteem ghost Tavros version cousin? I think Alphys told her something-…or a dude I guess? To go do her Multi-media thing about making a book called Understuck. Who the hell call their story Understuck? That sounds way too retarded to me. Like we're stuck too deep in this hole that we're going to make so many fucking events, timelines, and dimensional bullshit shenanigans that I'll meet so many different versions of us in one go. With us being freaks of nature while you monster guys being edgy Nazis on hell bend on attacking us. OR we're working on Space Station 13 to harness the power of the Green Sun while shit went bad on the Station as we crash into your Outertale stuff. Grieving and trolling shenanigans. Plus syndicates, traitor clowns, nuking, terrorist stuff.
In short, bunch of bullshit I'm hearing and I hope we wouldn't be a glitch that I end up reversing our roles with theirs with ours.
"H3h3! G3t r34dy for m3 to pwn your 4ss 4g41n M1t you scrub!" Turning back to the cool gamer girl who's Terezi's dancestor but more chill type of person. As she's playing with her mentally-challenge, man-child boyfriend who is surprisingly fitting for our sensitive, douche troll who keeps being a mood-swinging Bitch all the time.
The two were playing old-school, retro DOOM while Latula kicking his mentally-handicapped boyfriend's ass. Playing right out of the big fucking monitor where it somehow can be split screen for those two.
"50LLUX! 1'M 831NG R4P3D 8Y MY FLU5H! H3LP M3!J13WH4LURY" What joy that Sollux going to bring to him.
[Sollux]
Oh Gog damn iit! Do ii really need to explain it to him agaiin?!
"Your aiimiing at the wall dumba22! Not at Latula you fuckiing iidiiot. Move your mou2e and that'2 iit! Do ii need to explain it again?!" Scolding the shiit of a dancestor ii got. This douche apologetically replied:
"0H." Oh? Then why the fuck diid you ask me for iit and wastiing my tiime with you on how to use a grub fuckiing keyboard and mou2e?!
I 2wear, ii'm gonna' kick his rumpy little a22 wiithout Latula knowing.
[Dave]
He's definitely having great times with him.
[undyingUmbrage: Pestering]
Oh…who the hell is this guy? I think I remember Dirk talked to this guy before and lost some of his IQ from doing his shitty game. As this dude really fucking obsessed with game crap with his erotic fetish drawings to pleasure himself with no end.
I wonder why the hell he's calling me than my bro as he's so infatuated with him.
Seeing this guy endlessly harassing me through my I-phone shades and begging me to pester his sorry little ass of listening to his shitty riddles, which in the end, likes to give out a shitty twist that may cause some unnecessary foreshadow for us. So I guess I'll give him the pleasure to listen to his meaningless rant and all of his stupid hijinks that'll probably be idiotic as hell that's way above of any sense of intelligible sense of human knowledge that makes you go retarded.
Probably calling me the sexy Alpha-male dude and having my personal bitch harems which I'm pretty sad that there isn't Dudes included in my personal bi-sexual harem to make it more erotic.
So here goes nothing.
"Yo Dirk. I need a tablet and a computer for this douche."
UndyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering TurntechGodhead [GT]
uu: YOu THE ALPHA MALE!
uu: LETS PLAY A GAME HERE
uu: IF NOT I RELEASE SOMETHING WAAAY TERRIBLE THAT'LL FuCK WITH YOuR PuNY HuMAN MIND WITH DOOM!
uu: IN THE END I'LL GIVE YOu A SHITTY TWIST
TG: So what's the autistic game you made for me instead with my bro since you're fucking attracted to him?
uu: BITCH PLEASE!
uu: WHY THE FuCK SHOuLD I TALK TO HIM AS HE LOST ALL OF HIS GAMING PRIVILEGE FROM ME AS HE ISN'T BEING MY OBEIDENT SLAVE!
uu: I WANT HIM TO DRAW SMuT AND NOT GIVING ME HIS uNWORTHY BITCHING AND HIS WORTHLESS SEX-ED!
uu: AND HE DRAW uNSEXY HuMAN FETISH THAT INVOVLE WITH YOuR STuPID REPRODuCTION SYSTEM!
uu: SO YOu FuCKING DRAW NOW OR THE HuMAN WORD 'HELL' WILL BE RELEASE IN THIS WORLD!
TG: Okay, fucking fine.
TG: Don't be a whiny bitch about it and I'll draw you some hardcore porn for you.
TG: With sexual hand holding and frolicking and all that shit you're into.
TG: Because I have no mood to start Armageddon so soon here in this new world.
TG: So what ironic porn action do you want?
uu: OH I HAVE A NEW FETISH uRGE NOW AND IT IS INTER FuCKING SPECIES!
uu: I WANT THE JOHN HuMAN TENDERLY STARE AT HER SPIDER PATRON TROLL BITCH!
uu: DO IT NOW SLAVE!
Hmmhmm, that's sounds arousing and doesn't sound like a bad fanfiction story with the sexual xenophile bullcrap. Like John made the sickest alien inter-species make-out ever made that Jegus cried in pleasure of seeing the unforeseen act. Showing his coming of age with his spider E.T girlfriend and making countless John-Vriska hybrids to show his unyielding manliness within him and I'll be proud if he did it *sniff* I think I'm going to cry of seeing the mindless stooge of being a father. But I think he's going to have a divorce soon. So that doesn't matter as relationship doesn't last that long you know?
Seeing Dirk dropping a crappy laptop on the floor with the tablet and pen included. I guess I'll start drawing now.
Making my good O' style of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff. John stared at his hot, E.T bitch troll with sexual intent that there is no tomorrow of what he saw. Getting a HARD on boner from her and he's getting one…but on his eyes since I need to make this content safe for kids since the guy I'm dealing with is a total fucking mental five year old shithead.
TG: So how is this?
Showing him the 'explicit' work I made for him. He starting to get a hard on from staring at the shitty drawing I made for him.
Now he's starting to make lewd gestures to me and being a sex offender in cyber-public.
uu: OHHHH!
uu: THAT IS SO
uu: FuCKING NASTY AND EROTIC!
uu: NOW MAKE THE BLuE OMEGA TELL HER HE LOVED HER!
TG: Sure.
Moving the sprite together and writing out crappy letters on the page. This is sure is 'erotic.' Nobody said ever.
uu: OH FuCK YES!
uu: THAT IS INDESCRIBABLE FILTHY!
uu: NOW DO THE SEXuAL INTERCOuRSE CALLED HuGGING!
uu: DO IT NOW YOu WORM!
Where doing it man.
Where making this hapen.
Yeah, we're making this happen.
uu: FuCK YES!
uu: I CAN NOT LOOK BACK AT THIS SuCH SEXuAL ACT!
uu: NOW MAKE BOTH OF THEM DO THE RITuAL CALLED MARRIAGE!
Okay then, hope they get their divorce papers soon because this is one disgusting ass wedding they're going to have.
Recoloring both of them in black and white, the two just got married in ten seconds.
uu: OH YEAH!
uu: YOu REALLY PLEASE ME HuMAN DAVE!
uu: BuT HERE IS THE SeXUAL FINALE!
uu: MAKE THEM REPRODuCE AND MAKE THEIR uNHOLY SPAWN!
Wow. That's sounds so fucking unnecessary. But okay because I have no fucking idea how troll reproduction works. But sure, here is one wicked ass baby they made that right out of Vriska's alien vagina or something, steaming hot like a fluid out of the god damn Matrix pod.
Drawing a figure that is pretty darn pale, has black hair, small fucking horns and it's a girl…I think?
uu: YES!
uu: NOW MAKE THE BLUE OMEGA EAT HIS OWN SPAWN!
I don't know if that counts cannibalism since John is eating half-human but it counts. So yeah, this guy is into cannibalism vore which is no surprise from him.
Drawing a picture of the crime that John committed, spider E.T said noooooooo!
uu: OkAY!
uu: NOW THOSE TWO ARE DONE!
uu: I WANT YOu TO MAKE THREESOME OF YOu WITH YOuR BRO NEXT TO YOu AND YOuR BLIND BITCH!
uu: AS YOu THREE MAKE LEWD GESTuRE CALLED FLIRT AT EACHOTHER!
Okay…now this is getting somewhere and probably going to be a long ass time with this prick.
So time to deal with all of his bullshit that'll probably take an hour or so to finished with this mindless fuck-skull and giving him the double-round up fucking porn for him that satisfy a mentally problematic brain child right in front of my screen of how he defines porn to him.
[Somewhere deep within Hotland]
[Spade Slick: continue on Problem Sleuth]
You are now Spade Slick.
Your name is Spade Slick. The leader of the infamous gang called the Midnight Crew. You run your operations, you run your gang, you're pretty much the boss who runs things here and you are easily angered around you. But you learn your lessons of not committing mass genocide, remembering one of your other carnation versions of yourself doing such act. You admit, it's pretty good on killing everything around you but karma really bites you in the ass when the Mail Messenger hunting your ass down for your crimes and it wasn't pleasant fighting her.
Before you can ramble on of your other self-memories, you remember that you are stuck within your own office to do a Gog forsaken bust is blocking your exit right in front of your door and it is pissing you off!
By piss, you look at the clown picture when you saw Heart Boxcars talking his pudgy little ass away from his phone, being obnoxious as hell to you. So you literally piss on the clown's face and shout some fucking profanity on that dipshit Muscle of your gang to shut up.
Looking around in your office, your said office is a mess unlike your suave member Diamond Droog who is always organized and always prepared, you have no desire to organized your equipment as your blades are scattered everywhere including some sticking on the walls. Your casino you own and currently standing on is called Spade Vexa. You don't know why the hell you call your casino that, put you're not that creative with names. So that's not important to you.
But what's important is to destroy that godforsaken Bust right in front of you. You have a date with Ms. Paint for fuck sake till she arrives here in four hours! And you don't want to miss that opportunity!
[Spade Slick: look through your window]
What fucking window that you're talking about?! You saw your personal Fenestrated wall with a big gaping shattered hole on it that leads to God knows where it's going to teleport. But someone send you a shitty supply of fucking dragon dolls called Scalemates and looking at those abominations make you utterly disgusted by their appearance. So you broke through your window and toss out those useless stuffed trash out of your office!
Pretty much…you are happy that they're gone from your sight.
And you don't care where the hell they end up now.
[Spade Slick: be Terezi]
[You are now Terezi]
Gog that was FUCK1NG 4W3SOM3! Having our miniature roleplaying griefing and Undyne is really, R34LLY fucking awesome with her roleplaying mad skills!
But all fun ends when we stop our roleplaying session as it gotten too long as we soon to stop. As the three of us went our separate paths. Vriska going to Snowdin, probably trying to find John to talk about her quadrant or probably finding Jade to give her a hobby here since she's done with her old ways…probably.
Meenah, well she's going to meet up with the Royalty and finding Feferi. M4YB3 to teach her how to rule a thing or two…or scolding her to L1F3 of how she acts WH1CH 1 DON'T C4R3 on how troll politics work, I only do legal stuff which 1S MY SP3C14LTY.
For me, 1M JUST 3XPLOR1NG 4ND POSS1BLY F1ND1NG 4 CR1M3 C4S3 TH4T N33DS TO BR1NG TO JUST1C3! YOU KNOW HOW 1 LOV3 TO S33 THE CR1M1N4L SQU1RM! H3H3!
Hiking through the Waterfall area of this place that I hear the streams of water passing through me like a melody of serenity here, smelled a group of yellow lizards domestically farming on the mushroom fields. Then I smelled the crystal walls and caves that smell like John's planet for some weird reason. When I sniff this place with its blueberry tangy smell everywhere and lollipop crystals sticking out from the walls including those BLU3 B3RRY cotton C4NDY mushrooms...it's a blueberry blast in the Waterfall! But it doesn't beat HOTL4ND as it has W1LD CH3RRY L4V4 L4ND like D4V3'S PL4N3T and I R34LLY W4NT TO T4LK TO THE 4W3SOM3 COOLK1D with my awesome interrogation to know how COOL H3 1S.
Continuing my good O' stroll here and going through the caves while smelling the endless FL4VOR of the W1LD BLU3B3RRY blast I'm having. I sniff through a hole and I smell something…familiar.
1S TH4T PYR4LSP1T3 1 SM3LL3D behind the small hole on the ground?! It couldn't be! :O
Wait…
:O
WH4T TH3 FUCK?
:O
WORK D4MN 1T!
:O
4UGHHH! F1N3! NO 3Y3BROWS FOR M3! WH4T 4 S4D D4Y FOR M3 1SN'T? :2
Anyways of dealing with my unfortunate restrictions I have here. I walk towards the small hole that's somehow form through this wall thing behind me. I bend down and reached my hand through the SM4LL CR34TUR3 HOL3 C4LL3D 4 R4T.
Shuffling through the hole of my left hand, I felt-
*Squeak!*
PYR4LSP1T3'S RUMPUS P4RTY 4R3A. :D
H3LL…FUCK1NG Y3S! I have a hunch that my scalemates will be around here and someone is going to collect them like a F1NDUSP4WN collection toys!
W3LL GOTT4 C4TCH TH3M 4LL!
[1 hour later]
[Dave]
Okay, shipping Johnvris done, Bro, me, and Tez having romantic pleasures, Rosmary, and now me and the nubby little prick is what is left for this guy's fetish fantasies to be sated.
uu: SO NOW DRAW YOu AND SHOuTY FuCK DO THE RITuAL CALLED HuG AGAIN!
Moving the shitty anime version of me and shitty anime Karkat version about to do it, we slowly move through the white screen like they're frolicking out of fucking Slammer Prison for cumming on the screen of how sexual this act is.
As they're about to do it, the two of us making it happened.
uu: OOHHHHH YES!
uu: NOW I'M SATISFIED!
uu: CONGRATS DAVE
uu; YOU AREN'T LIKE YOuR SHITTY BRO WHO KEEPS BITCHING A LOT
uu: SO NOW YOu CAN HEAR MY SHITTY TWIST
TG: So what's the twist that you're so work up with.
uu: THE SHITTY TWIST IS…
uu: IS THAT I'LL TELL YOU IN THE NEXT-NEXT RESET! HAHAHAHHA!
TG: Wow.
TG: What a shitty twist.
TG: What a surprise.
TG: What you're going to tell us that you release this thing out of its cage?
uu: HOW THE FuCK YOu KNOW THAT?!
TG: Simple dickbag. I can feel it.
TG: I'm a time player idiot.
TG: And deduce the fuck out of it with common sense.
TG: You're not the only time player here who keeps shitting out retarded riddles and twist that we probably know.
TG: I can feel there is something wrong with the timelines here and I'm not the only one who's feeling this vibe.
TG: Some of the people are probably feeling it but I don't know if they know it or if that's true.
TG: That's an educational guess I mind you.
TG: Plus you are pretty much quite predictably and when it comes coming up with games.
TG: So yeah.
TG: I know the twist.
TG: We keep dying.
TG: Pretty much that's it and no surprise there.
uu: GOD DAMN YOu ARE GOOD
uu: WAY GOOD THEN YOuR SHITTY BRO.
uu: SO THERE'S NO NEED FOR ME TO EXPLAIN FOR YOuR STuPID FuTuRE VERSION YOu!
uu: THAT'S IT
uu: FuCK YOu AND GOOD BYE!
UndyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering TurntechGodhead [TG]
Wow, I really sure piss him off. But who really cares. If he offs my back, I'm pretty cool with that and not dealing with his shitty twist and so on. But I have to deal with time now and dealing with bunch of deaths again which will probably not be a surprise and doing my time work trying to correct some shit.
Also probably helping out a fat skeleton dude with a similar problem to mine as some little shit who really LOVEs ruining the fun for everyone by doing a random genocide on the inhabitants here, as all of my buddies including me being the big damn heroes of this place which is probably short lived.
What a great fucking start for me and doing my horrible job all over again in the future.
So that's it. Now the events of Undertale now commence. Oh Gog, dat undertale reference that Davepeta did.