Natsu and Naruto, The Deleted Scenes

by Hiddenray

So have you ever wondered what would happen if Natsu and Naruto opened a club, or if Hinata has any gay dreams, what scares Neji the most, how would a drinking contest between Tsunade and Canna go down, does Kiba have an inferiority complex, what happens when Natsu and Naruto smoke pot...read the story to settle your curiosity. ( Be warned of very adult language. Now discontinued.)

21. How Naruto got his last name

How Naruto got his last name

Jiraya and the Third Hokage were taking care of a blond baby with whisker marks on his cheeks.

"What should his last name be?"

Jiraya thought about it for a while-"His last name must be awesome, it has to seem noble, it had to strike fear in the hearts of his enemies, it has to make the girls have an orgasm from hearing it, it will give him a hot stalker girl for no apparent reason, it needs to say 'Hey! Don't make me get up, because if I do, then I might just turn around and accidentally slap you with my DICK!' .It has to be all of that in one word."

The third and Jiraya shared a glance.

"Uzumaki." They both said at the same time.

Giving Naruto his mother's last name was definitely a right decision. That bitch scared the hell out of them.

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