Well let's start everything over, but this time with our friendly douche using his walkie-talkie to talk to the mute. Doing the Lordling act.

Also I'll give you a hint for this…Passive or Active?


Chapter 13: CHARA: STRIFE


You kept walking and reaching to the entrance of the underground to meet Flowey once more.

As you kept walking and reach to the dark entrance. You suspected Flowey to meet you and greeting you within there that he usual does.

But, he wasn't there. Only for you to encounter a single gray, walkie-talkie radio device that stands before you. Its gray outer-layers shines in an ominous aura around it and hearing static blaring out, hinting that someone is contacting you.

When the talkie screech to you in a loud, irritable static as like a beast woken up from its long slumber. It spoke to you.

"WELL WELL WELL. WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? THE PROTAGONIST OF THIS TRASH GAME I'M IN?! WHY THE FuCK ARE YOU LISTENING TO THE RETARDED FLOWER THAN ME BECAuSE I HAVE A BETTER GAME MECHANIC THAN THAT."

Hearing what he says, you wonder what he's talking about-

"MINIONS. PRESENT HIM OF OuR HYBRIDIZED WORLD WE'RE IN! SO SHuT uP AND LET ME BITCH TuTORIALIZED YOuR PATHETIC BRAIN!"

When he said that, you heard honking noises coming behind you and its coming in FAST.

*honk!* *HONK!* *honk!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!*

In quick reaction, you are ready to enter upon the black n' white battle ground you usual see with FIGHT, ACT, ITEM, AND MERCY below your feet.

But especially Mercy, as it is the most important choice you have in store for you. As you want to forgive those who attack you. Despite how malicious they are, their problems can be amendable.

Although...something felt different here?

STRIFE!

Wait…you aren't in the usual fighting screen that you're completely used to. You feel flat for some reason when you entered this place, full colored…but it looks like you have no arms in this perspective that you're in. And when the attackers appeared before you in strife mode, they are wearing weird purple costumes and they look like the creatures from the cloud you saw before in your dream. But they look like they're forcefully smiling upon themselves and uncannily glare at you.

The clowns look like they don't have arms as well…until their arms appeared, holding a pair of club like joggling devices. But you feel those clubs you saw before you act more like a weapon than any other entertainment purposes you've seen before.

"WELCOME TO STRIFE MODE THAN YOuR SHITTY ANIME TOuHOu, EARTHBOuND CRAP THAT MY SISTER ALWAYS LIKE. YOu STILL KEEP YOuR STuPID FOuR BuTTONS WITH YOu. BuT THIS TIME HOLDS AND ORGANIZED YOuR STRIFE COMMANDS WHEN DEALING WITH IMPORTANT ENTITIES AND RETARDED PLAYERS THAT CAME FROM MY WORLD!"

"BECAuSE SOMEONE HAS THE BRIGHT IDEA TO SEND EVERYONE HERE WHILE I'M BECOMING IN MY TRuE FORM!"

Wait. The people I'm dealing aren't from this place and I have to interact with them in this state-

"BY WHICH. YOU DON'T GAIN THAT WEAK ASS SO CALLED EXP AND LOVE THE FuCK YOu CALL IT AS YOu NOW GAIN SOMETHING ELSE. BuT SINCE YOu 'AREN'T' FROM MY WORLD. YOu INSTEAD GAIN AP AND PP POINTS FOR THOSE SPECIFIC PEOPLE IN STRIFE."

"WHAT'S PP STANDS FOR? PANSY FuCKING POINTS THAT IS WHAT IS CALLED WHEN BEING ALL FRIENDLY AND THE BORING FuCK THAT YOu DO. BuT AP. OH MAN THAT IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT ANSWER THAT I LOVE. IT IS FuCKING AWESOME POINTS AS IT CALLED WHEN YOu KILL THOSE BITCHES! BY WHICH GRANTS YOu A FREE FRAYMOTIFS AND DETERMINES YOuR TIER IS. TO FuTHER EXTEND EITHER OF YOuR TWO ASPECT SINCE YOu'RE NOT FROM OuR WORLD. TO MAKE YOu POWERFuL!"

"TO DICTATE WHAT YOuR GODHOOD IS!"

Looking up to see your four iconic buttons that are hovering above you as they're stack in a vertical line. They blink to you in anticipation to be clicked. Below you at the left corner, you see two bars that looks like one of those Earthbound Counters, but only restricted with two digits which both of them are set to zero. Where one to the left counter which is green as it says: AP. While the one to the right counter that's pink says: PP.

*Two clowns appeared before you and it seems they want to trade with you? What would you do?


[FIGHT] [ACT] [*ITEM] [MERCY]


[*STRIFE DECK] [ACCESSORY DECK] [INV MODUS]


[*STICKKIND: Stick]


Having no choice, a new sensation took hold of your body as a light-green card appeared before you. When you hit the Inventory section, then accessing to the STRIFE DECK, and finally hitting to the STICKKIND…it just summons a normal, plain, old stick in your hands when you touch the card. Nothing really special about it, it just a plain, old stick.

"AH! YOu LEARN HOW TO uSE YOuR STRIFE DECK! CONGRATS YOu FuCKING RETARD."

"BY ANY CHANCE. DON'T FuCKING HIT THE JuJu CODE WHICH IS CTRL AND T!"

What is a Ctrl and a T he meant? You never heard of that?

After he insulted your intelligence and telling you some ambiguous, secret code *which you never heard of* along not understanding of what he meant. You waited for these two clowns' turns. You see a flashing, white button floating above them as it flash in a purple-light color and it says:

Special Traders' Command: [COMMERCE]

"WhY hElLo ThErE mY fRiEnD! WaNnA sEe My ChEaP pOtIoN wArEs? I wIlL gIvE yOu A fReE sAmPlE!"

…Um.

You can't really respond to the clown who's wearing the bard suit. But sure like why not? Free stuff is always good in your book!


[FIGHT] [*ACT] [ITEM] [MERCY]


[*PASSIVE] [COMMANDS] [NEU: MOTIF]


[PACIFICATION] [*RESOLUTION]


You negotiate the clowns of their special deal as you accept their free sampling offer and you wonder what they're giving you is exactly?

You waited for the clown bard grab something in his crotch piece…which slightly disturb you of staring at his cod piece and slightly sicken that all of his stuff came from that thing he wears.

Pulling out something from his cod piece, it is a flask bottle filled with a strange colored liquid that is…blue cerulean colored?

For some reason, you felt someone got very angry somewhere in the underground who are associated with spider types? But that feeling fades away as you felt that person doesn't care anymore.

That was strange?

Accepting their offer, you grab the bottle from his right hand and he waves to you in goodbye.


[*You gain 1 PP]


Looking down, you heard your counter tick to see a number was raised by one. As it now shift to 01 than the empty 00 in the PP, aka, the pink counter.

You still don't get what those things are though…but it feels important?

"WELL WHAT A SAD START! YOu BEFRIENDED THEM! CONGRATS OF BEING A FAGGOT! SO GOODBYE-AND MINIONS! GET THE FuCK OuT OF THERE!"

As the clowns step back to the darkness area of the Ruins and the Prince looking Clown which his mouth sewn up to pieces. Picks up the walkie-talkie device from the ground. They slowly engulf inside the shadow and you only heard this when they fade into darkness.

*Honk!*

After that…you only heard silence. That was pretty creepy and a weird encounter you had...

Looking back at the field, you wonder? Where is Flowey and what the heck happened to him? You didn't remember you killed him off of that takeover of the previous RESETs you had. But you are DETERMINED to find him. Even though he tries to kill you, but you aren't hesitant about it as you really want to befriend him.

You wonder…where is Toriel and why isn't she here to greet you? Also, who is this spider chick that you randomly talk about?

[*Chara: Be the spider troll]


[You are now the spider girl who is currently residing in an Inn]

A string at eight…C sting at four…D string-

Ooooooooh fuck me. This guitar lessons is really fucking br8rking my patience with this thing!

Of who gave me this guitar lessons is no other than Jade Harley, who knows more of how to properly play this human acoustic device than me. When I get bored, I decided to myself that I want to cr8te things than destroying shit that's around me or else someone is going to 8ite me in the rumpus area if I piss the human word 'karma' off. To fulfill my ghost-self desires…which I was pretty much being a huge bitch to her when I first met her.

I don't know why she's so laid-back and merciful to everyone…until I remem8ered it.

Rejection…

Failures…

Hatred…

Unaccepted…

Scum…

Those are the things that I remem8ered of my ghost past-self who suffers the most and submitting that everything around her is doomed to fail, as I was untrustworthy, all of my plans went to a sprawl.

So at least I'll fulfill her promise of not going in a psychotic killing spree and doing the usual good O' times of my typical-self. Ah...the good old times.

So…we won. We did some crazy anime human kung-fu shit on Lord English, frogs, and pretty much everything. But why do I have feeling that there is something wrong here? Something felt off. Aren't the players who are alive supposed to get their planet while we beat the game? NOT teleporting us here for no fucking reason?

8efore I dive into my personal history and asking myself of what the fuck just happened. I met Jade as she's doing her usual canine creature stuff that canine creatures do, It got reeeeeeeeally strange of what she did do Karkat back at the forest.

And things only got stranger with those annoying, white dog things at hand.


[Flashback]

Walking on the snowy path, trying to find the rest of my gang which Kankri, Porrim, and Roxy is out of the list since they're at Snowdin…doing political stuff which I careless of. Or finding John to apologize something of what I did.

To clarify, I'm not really having any quadrant feelings for him since I have no mood to make any tomfoolery relationships; I'm just amending something for my past ghost-self and ease that feeling once for all. If I find him, that would 8e gr8.

Why people assume that I have a quad-ship with him? We're just friends for fuck sake.

Why I'm doing this? Well I remember her…my ghost-self. Remembering her and her thoughts makes me…hesitant. Living in a burden with her within my mind, understanding why she becomes such a loser because she felt like an utter failure and responsible of what she did, leading to a doom session. Without a clear mind of what she wants to do now since everyone is dead.

Also, the argument I had with myself was pretty pointless of who was willingly want to attack Bec Noir since I remember another version of myself of WHO did fight Bec…but went up pretty badly for her.

So now I'm a hypocrite…now that's really fucking gr8. Fortunately, John stops me 8efore I did something extremely retarded.

I'm pretty much sympathized her for that 8ecause that would suck real 8adly if that ever happen to me.

Continuing on my stroll through the forest…I heard a lot of barking at the south of here?

Walking to the direction that causing all the barking commotions and snarling that creatures called dogs usual do, I step out of the bushes to see…Jade yelling at humanoid canine creatures as I see two tall dogs who are wearing black robes. Rubbing small, annoying, white creatures called dogs at Karkat's face. As the annoying dogs' fur begins to absorb the saliva substance that's all over Karkat's body.

[*Annoying Dog absorbed Dog Residue]

"Um…Jade? What the fuck are you doing?" Calling out to Jade and wanting to know what the grub is she doing along wanting to know what happen to Karkat next to her. She 8lushes in embarrassment and explains to me that it suddenly happened out of nowhere to him.

"Vriska! I didn't know you're here? For Karkat though, we don't know who licked him. We cannot find who's the bad dog suspect that licked the grumpy-crabby person as it is upon us Serket…so careful Vriska, anyone of us is the bad dog who likes to lick people without their permission!" Yeah, yeah…8ut I don't really care of that.

I just want to ask you something and something really important to me.

"That doesn't matter Jade. I just want to ask you something in a favor." Requesting of what I want from her. Her canine ears perked up and listening in anticipation of what I about to say.

"Can you give me acoustic lessons?"


So yeah…I'm practicing some guitar solos and remembering the Gog fucking letters that's soooooooo fucking hard to understand.

"A string at-*pluck!*-GOG FUCKING-ARGHHHHHHHHH!" Messing up the momentum I had in this thing as I almost memorized all the strings BUT I fuck it up when I messed up between the C Strings and the A strings!

Laying onto my bed and dropping the guitar on the floor. I begin to stress out and not having the pleasure to do of what I want here. I can't do shit to do the nagging feeling on in my head of what I shouldn't do.

Nevertheless, I'm getting tired. So I might as well get some shut eye and doing my shitty guitar solos when I wake up.

Closing my eyes, I drifted into darkness and I begin to sleep.

When I about to open my eyes and probably be greeted by all of my dead, doom selves in one of my personal bubbles. But instead, I was greeted with darkness when I opened my eyes. Lying in the total empty, dark space and seeing a void of nothingness floating around me…just plain nothing.

What the hell?

Figuring out of how the fuck I got here instead of my good O' dream bubble when I usual sleep, I heard…gibberish.

"Cross. Cube. Feferi. Square. Ampersand. Karkat. Square. Square. Box. Oval. You. Equius. Box. Cube. Moirail. Eridan. Karkat. Black square. Terezi. Diamond. Black square. Black circle. Square. Kanaya. Ampersand. Window. Square. Diamond. Cube. Moirail. Cube. You. Square. Box. Moirail. You. Black Square. Diamond. Feferi. Karkat. Black Circle. Square."

What the fuck is this person saying and what the grubbing fuck does it know our names?!

Trying to find this jackass who's talking to me in some weird code thing that replace the human English Roman alphabet with those fucking trash words I'm hearing! I somehow, slightly understood of what it's saying to me after that?

And it said this to me…

"Vriska. Come forth and unlock your true potential." What-the-fuck?!

Turning to the direction of who said that to me. I turn my back to see a black, ominous blob that's oozing out with unknown substance that look like tar dripping out from his body. Of what only remains that recognizable to me is his skeletal like face as it plastered with a permanent smile. With his mouth in total black inside, his eyes are empty, only to show small, white dots radiating out from it. Behind him are fingers, pictures of random crap, and talking in lower caps by what he's saying to me.

Approaching this little creep that pop out of nowhere! He begins to 8labber out more boring crap and starting to get under my skin here of his vague, destiny shit that's spilling out from his mouth! But this time, I know what he's saying!

"I bestow upon you a title as the Avenger…" What the grubbing fuck is an Avenger?! Is it one of those stupid human comic 8ooks that are like really fucking cheesy to read?! If so, count me out!

About to turn and leave this prick of his loser state he's in, I heard another familiar voice and it is the person who tries to kill me to do my…ethical decisions I made.

"I don't do that if I were you Vriska. jeongmal nappeuda. (It is really bad.)" Turning around-…Aradia is here as well?! How did she even get here of what I'm asking?

Seeing the smiling Aradia who creepily made an unnatural grin while waving her right arm at me in an unsettling greeting that I'm utterly not okay with. She's wearing her normal, red God-tier maid suit and hovering in mid-air with her fairy wings flopping in the air.

"Annyeong Vriska. In this dimension we're in. They have a single Horror-Terror creature and it is this guy in front of you. Isn't that great?!" Wait-this guy is one of those weird ass tentacle things in the outer-rings?

Seeing she put up her two index fingers and making a sly wink towards the person that's behind me-okay, why the fuck I'm here anyways again? I don't get why I'm here than chatting with my other dead selves which will probably get boring real fast if I go back to my dream bubble. But why are you people 8ring me here in the first place and wasting my precious time?

About to argue any further of this stupid scenario I'm in. I saw Aradia's Dancestor appeared out of nowhere in the darkness and who is behind Aradia. As she cheekily smirking at us and giving out suggestive jester to me when she put her fingers between her mouth and-...oh gog, I think I'm going to 8e sick from looking at that.

Kon'nichiwa, watashi no meinu (Hello my bitch)…Aradia." What did you call WHAT do Aradia? That sounds pretty fun of what she suggested 8ut I have no fucking clue of what she said to her.

For Damara, she's wearing her usual Lost Weeaboo clothing. Which is a Eastern Alternian clothing that's dyed in red, a her short skirt that reached to her thighs, and those 8ig ass socks that reach to her kneecaps. She has the same features as Aradia including the horns. 8ut she occasionally smoke those narcotic sticks called weed.

"Um, excuse me for one moment Vris' because I need to deal with my rude Dancestor here. *Hmmfmm!* 당신 바보 창녀 여기서 나가 ! 당신이 작은 똥 애니메이션 걸레 여기에 우리의 손님을 괴롭 히 하지 마십시오! (Get out of here you stupid whore! Do not harass our guest here you little shit anime slut!)"

Um…what-

"このようなハード雌犬Aradiaてはいけません。どのようにシャットと私はあなたが持っているクモの雌犬といくつかの楽しみを持ってみましょうについて?(Don't be such a hard bitch Aradia. How about you shut up and let me have some fun with that spider bitch you have?)"

What the fuck did you just call me-?!

"먹어당신은쓰레기를weeaboo ! 게다가당신은당신에게조각을번역구글로일본어하지않습니다! (Fuck you. You weeaboo trash! Besides. You aren't Japanese you Google translating you piece of shit!)"

Weeaboo trash-?

"Sorede oshimai. Anata o fakku! (That's it! Fuck you!)" Seeing Damara pulled her needle like wands that hung from her hair. Her red, Asian dress thing begins to flop by the strong wind that's producing from those things. As she let out a raging roar and electricity 8egin to spark from the tips.

Raising her needles above her head, she swings it down as white lighting bolts begins to spew out. As it went flying straight at Aradia's direction which she easily dodged it and heading towards-OH FUCK!

Not having enough time to dodge and got distracted of this sudden event I was in. A surge of electricity pulsing through my carcass and I yelled in pain from the electric surge that's searing through my veins!

After that, everything is then fading into darkness and I fell to the ground face-first.

*Thump!*

"Sleep tight Vriska…you will eventual accept your destiny."


"WOW WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Raising my head and quickly shooting it up in the air. I woke up to see I'm 8ack at my 8ed and my guitar lying near the corner of my human sleeping device I'm on. Looking around, it is the room I rented here within this rental Hive called Snowdin's Inn.

Recalling of that dream I had, I heard that thing says about destiny or whatever? But what is it even talking about while he's blabbering away that literally almost put me to sleep?

Whatever it is…it doesn't matter-and why the gru8 Aradia was there anyways?!


Yeah…so I watch the ending and I have sort of mix feeling about it since Hussie broke some literary rules? But nevertheless, it gives me ideas! Giving a point why all of them are in Undertale.