Part 14. Now I'm crying inside all of the sudden and let's continue on with 'Chara's' Journey. Also, ohgodcat. That feline little bastard is here.
Chapter 14: CHARA: SOLVE SOME MAD PUZZLES
Continuing on your journey without Toriel's adult supervision on you, you walk by yourself alone in the ruins as you reach the entrance within the purple, dark corridors that you're so familiar with.
Walking up the stairs and entering yet another entrance. You find yourself in one of Toriel's stone puzzle games on the floor. Again, she isn't here to supervise you on what you're doing. So it's only all by yourself who's going to solve all of them.
So what would you do in this situation?
[*Chara: solve the dang floor puzzle]
You walk towards the six stone puzzles that are sticking on the ground. You think you remember Toriel's floor combination that you always saw her do…maybe?
When you about to do it. You were interrupted again when you heard an omnipotent meowing sounds coming behind your back and it sounds so adorable!
Turning around…you saw.
Oh god-a cat! There's a cat in front of you and the feline creature you saw looks so lonely.
Observing the cat that stands before you, the cat has fluffy, white fur that covers his entire tiny, feline body and has features of a cat…well, without eyes though.
Seeing the cat lick itself with its glowing, radiating green tongue that sort of unnatural for a normal cat to have that you usual see. But you guess it's probably normal for cats to have that; besides, you aren't that discriminatory of their appearance.
You decide to step towards the mysterious cat and stroke his cute, little white ears.
Carefully closing in near the cat's ears, you softly stroke them with gentleness as the cat purred to you in appreciation of what you're doing to this poor, little fella that's lying on the ground purring. You think it's a he…you think.
As it purred and rolled to its back that shows its white, furry belly to you. You might as well stroke it!
You now begin to rub its white furry belly with utter affection; the cat meowed in agreement of your absolute tenderness to him.
After you finish with your cat grooming and cat-ting up to your feet after the intense belly rubbing that you did, the cat got up as well. Man…Sans' puns are really getting into you.
The cat starting to purr in enlightenment and starting to nuzzle on your right leg, it asks you to be his owner…seeing he has no owner around him at your sight.
Would you take this cat to be your new owner?
[yes] [HECK YEAH] [*HELLZ YEAH!]
Congratulation! You are now an owner of this stray, white, innocent cat you found in the ruins! You picked up the cat and softly stroke his ears. You think you can call him Gcat. You know it's an unoriginal name but you like to call him that.
You clapped your hands in joy while maintaining your…-_-…mute expression that's happening around you. Seriously, why do you have only one expression on your face?
Good cat.
Best pals. -_-
Uncertain if you want to deploy him into your Inventory that somehow becomes this weird Fetch Modus thing that you never heard of. You decide to let him follow you like the cute Pokémon mouse Pikachu. As he doesn't need a ball when he travels with Ash Ketchum, so you leave him outside.
If it's necessary, you will deploy your cat within your Inventory if things go dire if your cat is indeed in danger.
What were you doing again?
[Chara: solve the dang puzzles already!]
Oh yeah…you almost forgot about that. So puzzle time and let's find out what's the right combination.
Putting your white cat atop of your head, he immediately leaped towards your thick, brown hair. As Gcat is now on your head and got comfortable, he begins to slowly take a nap atop of your skull. At he lies there sleeping n' purring. You don't mind it at all and you're DETERMINED to let him be that way.
You would be careful not to wake him up, that would be a sign that you're a bad owner!
You step on one of the puzzles…what is the combination again because you forgot about it during your purring session with a cat near you?
You decide to make a zigzag pattern. You think it's the right combination…you think?
You step on the mid, then on the far right, top, and then to bottom. When you step out from it, it reset all of the stones as they pop-out from the ground that you step on.
So that's the wrong combination? Okay then, time to do it all over again…you told to yourself salt-t-ly.
This time, you think you remembered it, you think…
Stepping on the top left then to the top left, bottom left and then to bottom right. You step out…and they reset again!
After seeing all the stones went back up, you have one thing in mind that you have to say to this.
THIS IS STUPID!
[Meanwhile deep within Alphys' lab]
[Dave]
Finally, we finished this piece of junk we made. Whoopee fucking do or something.
Staring at this tall ass robot as its gangster, slick as hell of what I'm staring at. No pun intended. The outer appearance looks…manly I guess? Its face has feminine features, its body look more female-ish than a dude, and pretty much contradict of what this ghost dude wants. It's pretty much a blend between male features and female features.
At least we install the music system that this ghost wants inside of his body and it's pretty much blue on certain parts of his body. Plus, we got a beat monitor in the center of its chest. So what could go wrong from that? Plus, it has cool fucking anime like hair atop of its head while wearing a cool, black beanie for shits n' giggles you know what I'm saying?
"Good. Are you fuckiing happy now that ii help you? You liittle piiece of iin2ufferable shiithead2?!" Oh, you mean the part we blackmailed you to make Mituna more obnoxious as hell for you? Yeah, we did that and we stop him from being more annoying by letting him play Dirk's DOOM on that big ass computer monitor.
After that, I gave them my UNREAL AIR which is a real of piece of shit. As they left to do some mad tricks with it…which I doubt they can pull it off with it.
"Yup, now do your own fucking thing while we're having some sweet bro time here." As Dirk put him down before he gets all hissy with us. Sollux just groan in peevish annoyance as he types away with random shit on his Husk Top, doing his own damn business.
For Alphys though, I think she left to do something in her bathroom? Is she having health problems like diabetes because she's using the god damn bathroom too much!
Thinking about of what we're doing and what we're even going to do, my I-shades begin to vibrate again.
[gallowsCalibrator: pestering]
Okay, what the hell does she want now? Is she already finished with her weird snuff, lick feast on me? Even though I appreciate her wicked ass tricks and time shenanigan bullshit we did…that may or not cause a lot of complicated doom timelines but I'll go along with her I guess?
gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG]
GC: D4V3!
GC: D4V3!
TG: Oh my fucking god.
GC: D4V3 1 C4N SM3LL YOU B31NG 4LL S4RC4ST1C 4ND SH1T
GC: B3C4US3 1 W4NT YOU TO DO SOM3TH1NG FOR M3!
GC: COM3 ON D4V3
GC: DON'T YOU W4NT TO KNOW 4 S3CR3T 1 GOT?
TG: What secret? Is it one of your illusive schemes that involves around you fucking with me?
GC: NOT 4T 4LL COOLK1D!
GC: 1T 1S P3RP3CTLY S4F3 FOR YOU 4ND 1T 1NVOLV3S W1TH DR4GONS
GC: 4LSO TH3Y'R3 BL1ND 4ND H4RML3SS JUST L1K3 M3 D4V3
[Terezi]
Typing away on my Husktop, I got kidnapped by SC4LY like creatures that taste like my SC4LM4T3S! How could they be so real? I ask to myself excitedly with a heavy grin like it's my sweep all over again!
Why I am here? It's because I got a major felony for trespassing of the ancient rat hole which is declared by the dragon lawyers that I shouldn't be trespassing in the small rat hole in legal terms for some unknown reason? And those who are name after Pyrope shouldn't be touching that said hole and they said I didn't have ropes binding me which is UTT3RLY 1LL3G4L 1N 4 C1V1L L1B3RTY C4S3!
Luckily, I begin to do my good O' Legislacerator mad skills of what I did is L3G4L and I publicly impressed my cool, alive DR4GON M4T3S!
Now I'm in there S3CR3T L41R which is atop of an obscure ceiling in Hotland. By which is obscured to many public eyes as they prosecute monsters with their own whims…S3CR3TLY.
I can't tell you of what it looks like because that wouldn't be a S3CR3T anymore.
But my Prosecution skills got so fucking intense for them and their best Attorneys just went limp in shame after that. Of how they suck at beating me in legal debates, they should be totally licking my feet of how a badass of a L4WY3R I am. 1 4M NOW TH3 MOTH3RFUCK1NG L34D3R TO TH3M!
H3LL FUCK1NG Y34H!
GC: 1 S3ND YOU 4 P4CK4G3 OUTS1D3 N34R TO YOUR N3RDY L1Z4RD'S H1V3 3NTR4NC3
TG: How the hell did you know my location anyways Tez?
TG: What, you're like a goddamn seer or something?
TG: Oh wait.
TG: You are one.
GC: H4H4H4H4!
GC: GOOD OLD T1M3S 1SN'T D4V3?
GC: 1 C4N SM3LL YOU D4V3
GC: D1D YOU FORG3T 1M BL1ND?
GC: WH4T 4 RUD3 DUD3 YOU 4R3 4ND 1M OFF1C4LLY OFF3ND3D BY TH4T :O
GC: 4LSO 1 C4NT DO MY W1CK3D 4SS COOL 3Y3BROWS 1F YOU'R3 4SK1NG :?
TG: Man that sucks, you can't do does emoticon shit.
TG: What a sad day indeed for you and having that sudden crisis.
TG: Like I'm being kidnapped by my own free-will and lick down to your bulgy size crotch.
TG: Then flip-out and do a radical ass backflip of that rude act I made.
GC: H4H4H4H3H3H3H3!
GC: BUT 1M S3R1OUS
GC: SO COOLK1D
GC: TH3 P4CK4G3 1S OUTS1D3 4ND B3GG1NG TO B3 OP3N
GC: TO B3 OP3N BY SUCH 4 COOLK1D LIK3 YOU!
GC: OR B3 4 B1G PUSSY 4BOUT 1T 4ND G3T BURN3D BY 4 G1RL 4G41N
GC: 4LSO B3 C4R3FUL 4BOUT TH3 BOX
TG: Fucking fine. You won in this psychological bullshit.
Getting up and heading towards the exit. I told to my bro of this shit shenanigan I'm going to do.
"I'll be going somewhere because a blind chick of mine told me so." As Dirk occasional brotherly support of me that I'm going to meet someone, he gave his expert advice to me.
"Hope you brought napkins with you because you will have one crazy ass inter-species sloppy make-out with a girl who's obsessed with licking. Isn't that right Dave? Also, bring a condom if you don't want alien STDs carrying on you like a soft, unclean horse like ass attached to you. I'm just giving you a brotherly advice, no needed to be offended by me." Yup, definitely, and also, fuck you.
"I'll keep that in mind." Ignoring Dirk of his smug, suggestive comment and exiting out the lair of the Otaku Lizard. The door opens up and I exited my ass out of here.
Also, I wonder where is my grumpy ass troll husband is at so we can make a polyamory relationship with one another, having one wicked ass threesome we're going to make and break the Gay Singularity thing that involves two same genders who are getting awkwardly close to each other. Or enforce if it's gotten way too homo-erotic in the air.
As the door behind me shuts up tight, I heard a familiar voice shouting atop of my head and who we all know who has internal brain damaged.
"CH3CK 0U7 7H15 5H17 Y0! QU1CK! 50M30N3 G37 4 RUL3R H3R3!" Yup…that's Mituna alright.
Distracted by Mituna's random shouting statements above me, I felt something hit my right foot and I look down to see a medium size cardboard box lying on the ground.
What the hell Tez give me this close-up box for? Who knows? She's always weirdly hyperactive, flirty, and shit which she keeps crawling on my spine for no damn reason. For my…sins?
Nah-why the hell did I think of that?
Opening up this piece of shit and thinking of what she got in store for me in order for her to mentally fuck around with me. I open to see…a red dragon cape thing?
I usual see Tez wear this thing yet I wonder why she gave me this thing, but I see a white note attached to the red cape. So problem solve here.
It says in bold red: D4V3! W34R TH1S TH1NG!
…
…um, sure I guess?
Putting on this weird dragon cape that Tez send me and telling me to wear this thing. I told to myself. Sure, why the fuck not? It possibly wouldn't let me be targeted and got kidnapped for no fucking reason at all-
*SWOOSH!* Well motherfucker.
There it goes, the dragon has me…I am not joking. Why the fuck I'm doing this bullshit? Maybe I'm right; Video games cause violence and become a targeted minority from the goddamn Lawyers like Jack Thompson shit statement. But this time, this is a dragon lawyer I'm dealing with.
Looking down to see I'm floating off from the ground as everything turning into miniature size ants and I look up to see a big, white ass dragon, not to mention, wearing a black business suit that cover his entire body. As his claws snatched onto the hood of this cape I'm wearing.
Yup, I got set up. What a fucking surprise and I had been fooled by Terezi yet again of her shitty tricks that she got under her sleeves.
Why did I deserve this crap I'm in? But I'm cool with it and I like dragons kidnapping me no damn reason.
What would Snoop Dog do here?
GC: 1 TOLD YOU 4BOUT TH3 BOX BRO!
GC: 1 TOLD YOU D4WG…8y
gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceased trolling turntechGodhead [TG]
God fucking damn it Terezi.
[Dave: back to the muted child]
[*You are now the Eight Child]
After a couple of trial and errors, you eventual found the right combination from the whole twenty minutes of walking around like an idiot.
Making a square as you start in the bottom left, you heard the entrance open up right in front of you. As you then proceed to the next puzzle…which the simple levers that you pulled. After that, you move to the next puzzle which is the spike trap room and it's very complicated of how you navigate through it since you we're busy holding Toriel's hand than paying any attention to your entire surroundings.
As you reach near to the spike trap room. You ponder of how you will navigate through there without getting injured?
…
…
…
…
Whelp, no dice, it looks you're trap here and you wonder where's your cat-
*ZAP!*
Ha? What just happened and how did you get over the spike maze as you're now at the end of the maze? Second, where did those flashy green lights came from like half of a second ago?
Looking down, you see your cat is still napping. Looks like he fell down from that unknown green flash you saw before? You wonder who made that light show and how did he fell from your head?
Picking up the poor puss and placing him on your head again. You continue walking and you somehow bypass the spike maze as you don't know how you did that.
Continuing on and passing through the rest of the tedious puzzles. You encounter a dummy and it stares at you.
You stared at it back.
It stared at you back as well.
What would you do in this crisis situation that you're in of this stare down?
[*STRIFE?]
[*Yes] [No]
As everything begin to be pixelated in your view. You are back to your familiar fight platform that you are used to which everything is black and white. A dummy stood before you and four bottoms flash below you…with your heart choosing what decision you will make for it.
Knowing what to do next…you just talk to it.
[FIGHT] [*ACT] [ITEM] [MERCY]
[*PASSIVE] [COMMANDS] [NEU: MOTIF]
[*PACIFICATION] [RESOLUTION]
You just simply talk to the dummy and the dummy just silently sat there. Staring at you in wonder…looks like you had a good conversation with the dummy!
And you wouldn't forget about it...you think?
*YOU WON!
*You earned 0 xp and 0 gold.
Well…you didn't gain any of those strange PP points you had when you first face those two clown strangers. But when you gain them, you felt rather calm for some reason?
As you continue on your journey along not stepping on the trap holes that you keep falling down onto the leaf pile that always keeps happening, you reach to the end of the obnoxious puzzles with couple of trial and errors.
As you encounter some friendly Moldsmal as you flirt with them with your magnificent hips, giving psychological therapy for Whimsun people, frog people complimenting, and leaving alone with the grumpy bug that always keep grooving to himself. Plus, you encounter some weird, pink turtle people in your journey; they seem to be always shaking a lot? You never seen them before in the ruins and they never entered your battle mode…AT ALL! As they simply stand there. Being all silent and such, knowing something bad going to happen here soon.
As you reach to a certain point, you remember that you talk to one of pink turtles and they're still shaking while you were greedily grabbing all the candy on the bowl…which you sort of destroyed and leave it to ruins…get it, ruins? After that, you told the rock to move who's being too stubborn of its own good and now you're here…near the mouse hole again.
As you touch one of your golden light stars in the ruins and SAVING, you approach the mouse hole with the old cheese on the table.
Seeing the mouse hole all over again, makes you filled with DETERMINATION. You wonder again. How's the mouse doing?
As you walk towards the Mouse Hole that's near to your SAFE point. You bend down to your knees and reach down to the hole.
When your hand is inside the hole, you felt something squeaky and you felt its tail.
*SQEAK!* Looks like the mouse got startled…wait, a minute.
Pulling its tail, you see a soft, silky made tail that looks like a stuffed toy…you can't really pull it out without damaging that thing. Again, where did this came from?
[*Chara: Be someone at the other side of the wall!]
At the other side of the wall, it looks like a basement before your very eyes and the many colorful scalemates that surround you, as they sat at the rear of the many mouse holes for it to be rumpus touch by it.
As the 'person' who's inside the seemingly dark basement of someone's house, an innocent, white dog is snoring on his mat and enjoying its pleasure of living inside of someone's basement. Even though he has the free will to leave this place whatever he wants since this particular dog finished making slash barking music for his owner in Collide and the doors in front of you are open after the completion of ACT 7. But unfortunately, the MSPA readers are in a riot to do the ending as they're having fun time within their fandom…so you try consolidate them and help Hussie out before the readers begin to burn things…or commit suicide.
By which joining and converting into your garbage fandom that you made recently months ago to calm them down. It is filled with hundred percent dog residue substances and a trashy fan base included. Being all obnoxious to the Homestuck community as they're arguing about copyright issue of who owns Megalovania. If its own by a bitchy troll girl who your owner wants to marry her or a sad-depressed skeleton that you love to torture him to do his own existence in the many different reset timelines.
So now you're living in the basement FOREVER and you love it!
[*Annoying Dog: Be Chara again]
You continue onward through the ruins until you meet your usual friendly ghost buddy who is taking a nice nap on his leaf pile…thinking himself as trash as usual.
And that's Napstablook!
As you approach Napstablook, your friendly ghost buddy that he doesn't know you yet, you got near to his personal bubble as you might think about pestering him.
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…"
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…"
"ZZZZzZZZZZZzZZZ…"
"Are they gone yet…"
As usual, your buddy Napstablook keep saying Zs all over again to do his low-esteem and wanting to pretend to sleep.
Do you want to move it with force?
[*Yes] [No]
Putting down your cat on the ground so he wouldn't get hurt from this, it's time to strife!
Touching Napsta's body when you got close to his personal bubble, you went back into your familiar combat mode with your Napsta-friend that's all black n' white, crying there, reluctant to be your friend or refusing to budge out of the way.
*Here comes Napstablook!
Knowing what you're going to do, you're just going to cheer him up!
[FIGHT] [*ACT] [ITEM] [MERCY]
[PASSIVE] [*COMMANDS] [NEU: MOTIF]
[CHECK] [THREAT] [*CHEER] [FLIRT]
You try to cheer up the poor fellow ghost with a warm, assuring, and patient smile to him as you try consulting his problems.
Although he refuse to acknowledge of your cheerful act to him, but you tried at least?
"Heh…"
After he said that, he wrote something on your screen with your floating red heart in the middle.
REALLY NOT FEELIN UP TO IT RIGHT NOW. SORRY.
Oh come on, you're better than that! You did it again and you try to cheer his spirits up!
[FIGHT] [*ACT] [ITEM] [MERCY]
[PASSIVE] [*COMMANDS] [NEU: MOTIF]
[CHECK] [THREAT] [*CHEER] [FLIRT]
You made a sly, SAN-sational joke you made that would make Sans himself proud of you of what you did. Now you mention it, you think you made this joke before in your previous RESETs?
Looking back at him, he's slightly cheered up…you guess?
Unfortunately again, he starting to cry all over the black screen with his wiggly like tears flying everywhere as your heart dodges them before they can hurt you!
Dodging one that's coming behind at the bottom, moving to the left, the waterworks finally stopped as you got some respite.
That's strange. Shouldn't he be crying first and then sadly greets you? But at least you can see his hat if you want!
[FIGHT] [*ACT] [ITEM] [MERCY]
[PASSIVE] [*COMMANDS] [NEU: MOTIF]
[CHECK] [THREAT] [*CHEER] [FLIRT]
Before you can do anything, Napsta is about to prepare his special hat finale that you always love to see!
"Let me try…"
His tears went flying up and starting to form atop of his head. As watery, ectoblastic tears created a new form hat! THAT WAS AWESOME!
"I call it 'Dapper Blook.' So yeah…do you like it?"
Absolutely! You're going to agree on that!
[FIGHT] [*ACT] [ITEM] [MERCY]
[PASSIVE] [*COMMANDS] [NEU: MOTIF]
[CHECK] [THREAT] [*CHEER] [FLIRT]
As you about to cheer him on, you heard his occasional "Oh no…" to you. After he said that, you went back to normality and everywhere around you are not all black and white.
Looking down, Napstablook begin to consolidate himself and his mood has lightened up a bit for himself.
"I usually come to the Ruins because there's nobody around…also I was thinking of something of a choice I want. I want to tell you something since you look familiar somehow? Should I get a body…I'm just asking on your opinion?"
Wait…did you say a body you want to posse? Like Dummy, Red, and Mett' who have their physical forms?
Should you encourage him to get a new body?
[*Yes] [No]
Telling him of your opinion is and having a body is pretty cool as it'll be a new experience for him. After your encouraging session, Napstablook look to himself still uncertain. But he looks back at you.
"I'm not so sure…but okay. If you really want me to do it, you can find my house somewhere in the Waterfall…okay, I'm just rambling. So goodbye I guess?"
As Napstablook faded from existence and leaving you a clear path that leads to Toriel's house, I wonder what she's doing since she wasn't there supervise you. What could it be that she's currently occupied with?
Bending to your knees, you pick up your glowing, white cat from the ground as you now holding him onto your arms as it still purring to you in happiness.
*Meow~*
What a good cat you have…
So now onto our favorite lesbian couple.