A very Icha Icha Christmas

It was Christmas day, and people with holiday cheer, were spending it with someone dear.

Except two certain people, they were alone, and sad, and filling their hearts with Smut!

"He he... he he ..." - Kakashi giggled as he read the latest series of the R-rated books, "These Christmas specials are always hard core! He he..." He was sitting under a giant tree, it was on an island, he didn't want to explain to Gai the actual reason why the two of them couldn't attend the Christmas party together, so he grabbed his books and walked to the closest deserted island.

As he read his book, he never noticed a certain red-head, she was sitting on top of a tree branch, she hadn't noticed him before, but she heard the giggling and looked down to see her 'dead' boyfriend. She pointed a shaking hand at him, 'G-g-host! H-he's a GHOST!' And then she screamed, "Eeeeeeek!"

Kakashi looked up and noticed who was screaming, 'Looks like I can kiss my Christmas goodbye... sigh.'

Erza fell from the branch and landed in front of the man. She got up and dusted herself, then bowed to Kakashi, "Forgive me! I was late to your funereal! And I was blaming you, I thought you were late! Please forgive me!"

Kakashi raised an eyebrow, then smirked under his mask, "Wooooo~ Yeees~ I am one the three ghost that will visit you on chriiiiiiistmast~ night!" He waved his hands around for further emphasis.

" But, the sun is still up..." Erza said pointing at the sun.

Kakashi coughed, "Ahem! ... well, you see... you have been so bad, I had to come during the day, because it would take all day and night for your ...he he...'punishment'."

"Why!? What did I do!? I never did anything bad!"

Kakashi looked around, then his sight landed on his book, "Its not what you did... its what you didn't doooo~ "

"Could you stop doing that?"

"I'll tryyyyyyy~ "

Kakashi grabbed the book and handed it to Erza, "Read the book out loud, and UNLEASH your desires!"

Erza inspected the small orange book, then read from where a page was folded, "...She silently moaned as s-s-she h-had her f-fist Orgasm!?" She threw the book back to Kakashi, and covered her blushing face, 'It was like one of Levy's books, but it was much more descriptive...'

Kakashi handed her the book again, then looked her seriously in the eyes, "Your first punishment, is to read the whole book out loud to me...and make the moans sound real, put some effort into it!"

Reluctantly, Erza grabbed the book and opened it, "...S-she s-slowly sl-slid off h-her o-only piece of c-clothing, the y-yukatta fell t-to the..."

Kakashi groaned, it was gonna be a long night.

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Erza shifted in her bed, she wasn't used to having a man in her room. She also wasn't used to people looking in her panty closet, 'sniff... now I know how Lucy feels...'

Kakashi clapped his hand, "Okay! So it looks like you really DON'T have handcuffs... what else can I use... aha!" Kakashi smirked under his mask, "Okay Erza, now I want you to sit on that chair, and close your eyes."

Erza did as she was told, Kakashi then pulled out some ninja wire and tied her arms and legs to the chair.

"W-wait! What are you doing to me!?"

Kakashi kept smirking under his mask, "Don't worry, I'm gonna take care of you... he he he..." then he pulled out a summoning scroll and activated the seal, there was a puff of smoke and the items were revealed, a paint brush, some cream, a rubber duck, a camera, and a ball gag. Then he put the ball gag in his mask.

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Two hours later

Kakashi pulled the ball gag out of his mouth, then he untied Erza, "So, was it as good for you as it was for me?"

Erza shivered, "Y-yes?"

Kakashi eye-smiled, "Looks like someone wants seconds! Don't move, I'm gonna put the ball back in my mouth!"

'Sniff ... why ... why me!?'

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Kakashi and Erza were now sitting on the sofa, they had enjoyed their day together. Well... at least Kakashi enjoyed the day.

Then, sounds started coming from the chimney. A fat man in a red suit falls into the fire. "Ho! Ho! Ho! Please help me, my money maker's burning! Ho! Ho! Ho!"

Kakashi blinked, Erza blinked, then they grabbed the man and tied him to a chair after putting out the fire.

"Wait! What are you doing to me!? Don't you know who I am!?"

Kakashi smirked, "Oh I know exactly who you are... Erza, fetch me my ball gag... he's gonna lead us right to the one piece."

Then he put the ball gag into his mask, 'I just love Christmas'.

Erza also pulled out her sword, "You're also gonna tell me why I didn't get those swords I ordered, when I was still in that tower."

Santa gulped when they pulled out the rubber ducks.

END

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A.N: And they lived happily ever after... well, AFTER they found the one piece that is...Ho! Ho! Ho!