Ch. 8 — Why Gildarts Fled the Country
Day: 8
Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail.
Genre: Humor
Summary: Lucy finally thinks to ask why Natsu sleeps in her bed. It does not go well…
Lucy breathed in the scent of wood and ashes as she drifted into almost-consciousness. She tightened her fist around the scrap of fabric she was clutching, and pressed her nose into the source of the scent. That musky, woody scent. That scent of fire and ashes and… wait.
The blonde threw of the covers, shooting up and out of bed. "NATSU DRAGNEEL! YOU BETTER NOT BE IN MY BEDROOM!" A pink head poked above the covers.
"Luce," he said sleepily. "Why're you being so loud?"
Lucy growled. "NOW LISTEN HERE, BUSTER—"
"I'm going back to sleep." Natsu pulled the covers over his head.
The celestial mage was about to start yelling again, when a thought struck her. Why did Natsu even bother to break into her house every single night? "Hey Natsu," she said.
"Yeah?" The dragon slayer sat up, rubbing his eyes.
"Why do you always sleep in my bed?"
Natsu blinked. "Well, when I was little, Gildarts told me something."
"What did he tell you?" Lucy asked, sitting down next to the pink-haired teen.
"He told me that the best way to get a person to like you was to sleep with them."
"WHAT?!"
(Across the continent, Gildarts suddenly felt the inexplainable urge to hop in a boat and get as far away from Magnolia as possible. )
Sooorrrry….. This is only so short because I am working on a longer one at the same time, and I wasn't going to be able to finish it on time (Its a Gruvia fic). So this is what I was able to whip up. Once again, sorry! On another note, this Saturday I will be making a sequel to any of the previous fics. Just comment which one you want, and whichever fic has the majority will be the one I write it for!