Natsu and Naruto, The Deleted Scenes

by Hiddenray

So have you ever wondered what would happen if Natsu and Naruto opened a club, or if Hinata has any gay dreams, what scares Neji the most, how would a drinking contest between Tsunade and Canna go down, does Kiba have an inferiority complex, what happens when Natsu and Naruto smoke pot...read the story to settle your curiosity. ( Be warned of very adult language. Now discontinued.)

27. Stupid techniques

Stupid techniques

The guys from fairy tail and the leaf village were competing to see who can do the most ridiculous technique.

" First up, Lucy!"

Lucy stepped up and pulled out a key, "Open! Gate of the white doggy! Plue!" A white snowman-like thing appeared, it was shaking and the only thing it could do would be walking on two legs and walking on four legs.

"Good Good...now get off the stage, next up, we have Kakashi!"

"..."

"Um...Kakashi is up next!"

"..."

"Will Kakashi please step on the stage..."

"..."

"...Okay...moving on, Levy!"

The blue haired bookworm came on the stage and pulled out her magic pen/wand?

"Oh yeah! Levy~" two anonymous voices screamed.

"Time for me to shine! I'll start wit- "

"Ohhh, time's up!"

"What!? But I haven't even done anyth-"

"Yeah yeah whatever, next up! Naruto!'

Naruto ran up the stage and formed a hand sign. "Sexy Justsu!"

There was a puff of smoke and on the spot that Naruto was standing was now a blond girl with three whisker marks on her cheek, she was also naked and covered by a thin layer of smoke.

"Ooooooooohhhhh yeaaaaaaahhhh!" Everyone including Erza, Gray and Kakashi had blood running down their nose. Hinata had a dark aura around her, she didn't like it when Naruto showed that to other people, 'He told me it was just for my eyes to see!' Hinata jumped on the stage grabbed Naruto and dashed off.

"Well... that was...interesting, next we have Gajeel!"

Gajeel stepped on the stage and crossed his arms, then, "Iron Dragon's! IRON POLE!" He made an iron pole appear on the stage, at which he started grinding his body against and even started taking his clothes off.

Seeing this upset Gray. "GOD DAMMIT! THAT'S MY ACT!" He then stormed off followed by Juvia.

After Gajeel was done, Lee and Gai stepped on the stage, they were wearing white ballerina dresses and had white swans attached to their crotch area, "OK Lee! Time to show these people the power of...YOOOOOOUUUTHHHH!"

That was when Neji had his first seizure.

After their performance, Natsu stepped on the stage, "I'M FIRED UP NOW! FIRE DRAGON'S! FLAMING! DILDOOOOOOO!" Natsu held a red dildo and set it on fire, it looked like a light-saber from star wars, but it was actually just a flaming dildo.

" Hahahhahaha! Beat that you Lazy Bastards!" Natsu swung the lightsab- I mean Dildo around a few times and jumped off of the stage.

"Lastly we have, Sakura!"

Sakura stepped on the stage and was about to do a technique when suddenly, everyone started clapping as if she were some hero.

"Wooohooo! Yeaaaaaah! That's amazing! She doesn't even have to try! SAKURA! SAKURA! SAKURA!..."

"LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A WINNER! SAKURA WINS BY A LANDSLIDE! WHOOOPIE!"

and so, Sakura was the winner because she doesn't have to do anything to win a competition for useless techniques, her presence alone is enough to win.

And she lived happily ever after. Oh and the judge were the cats and frogs along with that small dog Kakashi always summons.

END