Ch. 13 — See Ya!
Day: 13
Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail.
Genre: Humor, Crack (yep, I just went that far)
Summary: Lucy finds out what the dreaded punishment (for the stealing of the S-Class quest) is. She is not impressed.
Phantom was defeated, the guild hall had been rebuilt, Lucy had finally settled things with her father, and Erza was at peace with her past. The celestial mage could not have been more satisfied as she was there in her apartment, pen in hand, writing another letter to her mother.
But there was still something tugging at the back of her mind. She hadn't found out what the punishment that Natsu and Gray had feared so much actually was.
So she stood up, pushing in her chair, and exited her apartment. Lucy walked along the canal, greeting the boatmen as they paddled by. The huge doors of Fairy Tail loomed up in front of her.
She pushed them open and strode over to the small man sitting on the counter next to a heavily drunk Cana. There, she sat down on one of the stools and accepted the strawberry smoothie that Mirajane held out. "Thank you."
Then she turned to Makarov. He noticed her and raised a questioning eyebrow. "What is it, Lucy?"
"Well, I never did find out what that dire punishment was."
The guild hall went quiet. So quiet, that one could have heard a pin drop.
"The punishment," Makarov began softly, "Is a bikini shot in Sorcerer Weekly."
Lucy blinked. "Wait, you're kidding right?" Makarov shook his head in reply. "Then I gotta go steal another S-Class quest!"
The guild stared dumbfoundedly as Lucy rocketed up the stairs and grabbed one of the stamped sheets of paper, then sprinted back out the door.
"See ya!" She called as the guild doors shut behind her.
So. Yeah. That just happened… Well, please review, and I will see y'all tommarow!
Lyon: You forgot about us!
Strip somewhere else, ice freak.
Lyon: *looks down* GAAH!