Ch. 14 — The King of Cleaning Supplies


Day: 14

Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail.

Genre: Crack, Humor

Summary: Mystogan is not as Princely as you may assume at first glance… Based of OVA2. All of the characters referred to by first name in this one-shot are the Edolas versions.


Erza Knightwalker stalked through the halls of Edolas' Royal Castle. She took no time to admire the colorful tapestries hanging from the walls, or the vases painted in swirling color which sat on various podiums, though she would've if she hadn't been in such a hurry.

King Jellal was late. Again.

He never showed up on time for meetings, and quite frankly, it was driving everyone mad. Though at least he wasn't Faust… But still, the ruler of a kingdom as large as Edolas could not have such a lax leader! And when the King did show up, he blatantly refused to tell anyone what he was doing that made him late.

But this time, Erza was going to catch him in the act.

She turned around another corner only to stop suddenly, mouth falling open.

Jellal whipped around, caught red handed. He was holding two spray bottles full of a greenish liquid, and his old mask was pulled up over his mouth. His eyes widened when he saw her.

"I-I can explain!" The King stuttered.

Erza had no words.

"Y-you see, this place is so dirty… I just had to clean it! It's for the good of the kingdom!"

She broke out of her daze. "So you're saying, that you've been late all this time, for CLEANING?" She roared the last word, and leaped at the blue-haired royal. He shrieked and darted away.

The servants weren't even fazed when they saw their employer being chased by a fuming, red-haired woman across the castle. They were used to it by now.


So… ta-da? Maybe? Haha… As always, please review. Tommarow is the Gruvia fic!

Lyon: I am not pleased with this.

Well no one asked you, did they.

Juvia: Juvia is very happy!

Gray: Can someone please untie me now?

No.

Lyon: No.

Juvia: No.

Gray: *sighs* Well, I guess that means we'll see you guys all tommarow.