Natsu and Naruto, The Deleted Scenes

by Hiddenray

So have you ever wondered what would happen if Natsu and Naruto opened a club, or if Hinata has any gay dreams, what scares Neji the most, how would a drinking contest between Tsunade and Canna go down, does Kiba have an inferiority complex, what happens when Natsu and Naruto smoke pot...read the story to settle your curiosity. ( Be warned of very adult language. Now discontinued.)

32. Hinata's Tits

Hinata's Tits

"Natsu...I've been really scared to 'accidentally' walk in on Hinata in the shower these days..."

"What? Really? Why?"

"It's just...it's just...nah, I can't tell you..."

"Huh? Why not?!"

"Because...you'd think I was stupid..."

"Oh, please, Naruto! There's no way I can go and think bad about you when it's already been proven in the canon that you're a total nimrod! Now...what's your problem with seeing naked lady flesh?"

"...They follow me..."

"...What?"

"The nipples."

"The...the nipples?"

"The nipples. They watch me. Whenever Hinata's eyes move, her nipples follow..."

"...What the fuck?!"

"It's like she has four eyes..."

"Oh my god...are you high or something?!"

"No! No, I'm not, Natsu! I saw those plump little titties staring right back at me! It was like...bloodlust..."

"You know...thinking about it...and this is Hinata we're talking about here...it DOES kinda make some sense..."

"Yeah, it does...BUT HOW?!"

"I DUNNO!"

"I can't even sleep anymore without feeling like a pair of living nipples are staring at me...!"

"Yeah! Kinda reminds me of how Lisana seems to morph into a snail every full moon..."

"...What?"

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