Gray likes big butts!
"Sakura, if you were able to have a Sharingan, would you-"
"On my ass."
"...What?"
"Place the teacup...on my ass. Do it right now, Gray."
"Uh...the teacup? This teacup...right here?"
"Yes."
"You are talking about the teacup I am holding in my hands...AT THIS VERY SECOND?"
"Yup."
"...Very well. If you spill my tea, you die."
"Ah, yeah."
"Whoa..."
"Heh."
"Whoooooa..."
"Heh heh."
"This...this is..."
"Heh heh heh."
"HOLY CRAP, YOU HAVE A FAAAAAAT ASS, SAKURA!"
"I know! You like it, don't ya?"
"It's like...it's like you got an entire desk built back there! No, a better description would be...it's like the back of a fucking pick-up truck! How does it fit on a toilet seat without slipping off the sides? I mean, damn...not even Sir Mix-a-Lot would be able to withstand THAT booty! Damn, bitch! What you packing back there? M-80s? Nah...not even explosives could blow up a butt THIS big! I...I can't look away from the bootiliciousness!"
"Uh-huh...keep talkin', big boy..."
"It's so squishy and soft...and it tastes like corned beef if you suckle on it! If I slap it, it bounces!"
"DON'T TOUCH IT! YOU CAN LOOK...BUT NO TOUCHIE!"
"You may have the fattest ass in the world, Sakura, but we still love it anyways!"
"Tee-hee!"
"...Now if only we can get that fat to distribute throughout the rest of your body..."
"What?"
"Nothing! I said nothing..."
END