When you break a sake bottle
"Hey, Granny!"
Tsunade Senju glanced away from her clipboard and saw Naruto standing in front of her, waving her ridiculously large sake bottle around. Sakura's bleeding, smoldering corpse was lying a few feet behind him.
"What happens if I break this, Granny Tsunade?" he asked.
Tsunade shrugged her shoulders. "I dunno. Why don't we find out?"
"YES!" Naruto smashed the bottle against the tiled floor, turning it into a hundred pieces of trash. Particles of the bottle were strewn all over the once-clean floor.
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, Tsunade felt a tingling sensation begin to crawl up along her arms. Her white skin became a sickly shade of green. Her lips were drained of color, leaving them as white as snow. Pulsating forms started to all over her wide forehead. It became increasingly difficult to breath. Every nerve in her body was screaming in horrible, mind-numbing pain. Something began moving erratically about within the confines of her belly. Her eyes started to bulge outwards. Her fingernails shattered apart, and her fingers fell off. Her long blonde hair turned black. Blood poured out of her nostrils in heavy streams. Giant, feathered wings sprouted from her back. She opened her mouth to scream, but no words would come out; only a low, horrific moan that was unlike anything Naruto had ever heard in his entire life.
"Jesus Christ...for some reason, I figured this was exactly what would happen...and I was right!"
Naruto quickly ran off without another word. He figured it would be best not to mention this to the others.
Three minutes later, Tsunade blew apart in a horrific explosion of blood and guts...
END