The Deleted scene of Scooby-Doo
The club was stuffed into a tacky, green van and driving down a lonely road through a misty forest. Yup, nothing foreboding about this place.
"Well, gang," said Natsu, who was driving and wearing a red ascot for some reason, "looks like we're almost to Woodstock! Who's excited?"
"We are..." Kakashi, Naruto, Hinata, Levy McGarden halfheartedly cheered. Truth be told, the only one excited about the trip was Natsu. The guild had provided the tickets for this little venture, and Natsu had insisted on taking everyone else along, much to their chagrin.
"Can we pull over yet? My legs are asleep," complained Kakashi, who was wearing baggy pants and a green shirt. Also, Hinata had a purple dress, Levy was clad in a tacky, orange turtleneck, and Naruto...
"Why the fuck am I dressed as a dog?" deadpanned a rather pissed-off Naruto. "I'm not a freaking furry..."
"I told you guys already. People are gonna wear costumes! Ohhh, I can't wait 'til we get there! We are gonna get so high!" said a grinning Natsu. Everyone else just looked at the Dragon slayer like he had just lost his mind. Which he had.
Suddenly, there was a loud THUD as the van struck something. Hinata screamed like a banshee as Natsu pulled to a stop. The gang filed out of the van to see what they had hit. Naruto took out a flashlight and looked around.
"Oh, my god," said Naruto as his flashlight came across a large shape in front of the van. It was a body. A man's body. Judging by his clothing, Naruto assumed he was a farmer. And the pool of blood around his head assured Naruto that he wouldn't be getting up any time soon.
"EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!" screamed Hinata. "We killed someone! What are we going to do? Do you know what will happen to me in jail? I'll be made into someone's bitch! REPEATEDLY! Oh, god, oh, god, oh, go-"
SLAP!
"Get a hold of yourself, Hinata," Natsu said calmly after bitch-slapping the Hyuuga. She shrank back in fear. Naruto, Kakashi, and Levy all wore faces of complete surprise at his actions.
"Now, everyone, a man has died tonight. It is unknown to us whether he had friends or loved ones waiting for him somewhere. But alas, they will never see him again. So, I purpose we do what is right: give the poor fellow a decent burial out here in the woods. Okay? Everybody got that? Excellent!" Natsu said rather merrily.
Unfortunately for Natsu, Kakashi begged to differ.
"ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY!" He yelled at the top of his lungs. "WE JUST KILLED SOMEBODY! AND YOU EXPECT US TO JUST HIDE HIM AND FORGET ABOUT IT! WHAT THE HELL?"
Levy stepped forward. "I agree with Kakashi. It is better for us to go to the authorities and give ourselves a chance to explain. If we bury the body, we would only be incriminating ourselves even further. Some things shouldn't be kept as secrets."
Natsu seemed to consider this as he turned away from the group, hands behind his back. "Hmm, I suppose you two have a point. Some things shouldn't be kept as secrets. You two would know the best. Am I right?"
Kakashi and Levy appeared to be confused. So did Naruto and Hinata.
"Secrets are bad. Nasty, icky, awful things. It be better if everyone got rid of their secrets, huh? For example, I have a secret of my own. It involves me accidently stumbling across Levy and Kakashi sleeping together in our van, when we were all stranded in that abandoned mansion that one night. Remember that? It was dreadfully cold that night wasn't it? We all went to same room to sleep together? Kakashi went for a drink of water? Levy thought she heard a noise and went to investigate? And it was so scary on the way back, that the two of them decided to keep each company in the van? I recall there being no blankets in the van, so I decided to bring them a blanket. Imagine my surprise, when I saw that the two of them had found another way of keeping themselves warm. Should I tell my secret? I feel that I should. What do you think, Kakashi?" asked Natsu with a smile that could curdle milk.
Kakashi had a rather indistinguishable look on his face. It looked like a combination of anger, embarrassment, and fear. Levy's eyes had widened to the size of baseballs, and were darting back and forth from Natsu to Kakashi. Suddenly, Kakashi spoke to Natsu.
"Secrets are good. Really good. Nothing happened here tonight. Nothing at all."
"Good. Now get me a shovel."
As the five individuals headed towards the back of van, Hinata noticed something.
"Ummmmm... Dragneel-san?"
"Yes, Miss Hyuuga?"
"Just the five of us are on this trip, right?"
"Yes."
"T-T-Then who are they?"
Natsu turned and saw several large figures occupying the empty vehicle. Within moments, the van was roaring away down the road, leaving the club stranded.
"WHO THE FUCK WERE THEY?" yelled a shocked Natsu.
Naruto squinted his eyes. "I don't know, but... it looked like a ninja, a dragon, a zombie, a pirate, and a fairy princess?"
In the van, Kiba, Tenten, Iruka, , and Genma were laughing their heads off.
"ALL RIGHT!" screamed Kiba. "MINOR CHARACTERS GOING TO WOODSTOCK!"
Much partying ensued.
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