Ch. 27 — Kitty Cat

Day: 27

Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail!

Genre: Humor

Summary: Natsu decides to play a prank on a certain celestial spirit…

"Hey Luce, wanna see something hilarious?" The blonde in question looked up to see Natsu with a sly grin slicing his face in half, hands clenched around brown paper bag. His smile widened (if that was even possible at this point) when he noticed the interest in her brown eyes as they met his jade ones.

"No." The dragon slayer instantly deflated at Lucy's flat answer. She turned around and continued her conversation with Mira. The white-haired barmaid sent Natsu a sympathetic glance.

"Pleeeaaassse…" Natsu whined.

Lucy turned back around with a exasperated sigh. "No. Oh, Natsu, don't you dare start pouting. I said n— Mavis damn it, Natsu! Stop it with the puppy eyes! Urghhh! You know I can't resist those eyes! How are you even able to make your eyes that big?! You know what, FINE! Just don't blame me when you blow up the guild hall!"

Natsu's frown flipped back up into his regular perky smile. "Of course, Luce!" He lowered his voice, "Watch this." He slowly tiptoed up behind Loke, who had came to visit for no reason in particular, his sinister smirk in place the entire time. When the teen raised up his free hand to the brown bag, Lucy groaned and began to cover her eye. "I can't watch." But, Gray grabbed her wrist. "

"No, watch, it actually is hilarious." The ice mage said with an smile. Lucy was curious now. She turned her eyes back to Natsu, ignoring Juvia's malicious glare.

The former slammed his hand down on the paper bag, and an explosive CRACK rang out throughout the hall. Many drinks were poured down shirts, and mages cursed Natsu in an interesting variety of languages.

Loke's reaction, however, was by far the funniest. He jumped up with a hiss, hair spiking out in every direction, almost as if there was a sea urchin perched atop his head.

Lucy burst into uncontrollable laughter, almost falling off of the bar stool in her hysterics. Gray was doing the same beside her, and Natsu jeered as he pointed at the agitated celestial spirit. Loke glared at the dragon slayer, a growling sound starting in the back of his throat. But, it was mostly ineffective, thanks to the fact that his hair was still sticking out in orange tufts.

It is safe to say that the guild hall ended up in shambles thanks to the fight between the two powerful mages that followed. The Master was not happy when he got back from his meeting.

Bickslow: Hello, babies!

…I'm supposed to start…

Laxus: Oh, so what, crybaby?

*pouts*

Evergreen: *sniffs* What unbeffiting behavior for a lady.

*glares*

Freed: What's the opinion for today? I find them rather interesting.

Urrggghhh! Stop taking over my author's note! :( Anyway, since I was planning on doing it now anyway-

Laxus: Off course you were.

Shut up! Here:

I've said this before, but hold with me — the character in question wasn't here at the time. Sooooo — Laxus should have a kitty!

Laxus: …

Freed: Not true! He does not have to sink to the level of the average dragon slayer! He is so much better than that!

Laxus: *secretly wants a kitty*

Review Replies:

crazyangelgirl21: Haha! That is a little hypocritical, but that's okay! We all are at some point! XP Freed: I do not care if you laugh at me, but don't you dare laugh at Laxus-sama! (lame attempt at inserting an honorific there, sorry)

How dare you not ship them! 0.0 (just kidding — no judgement here XD)

guest: :) I understand not thinking of Bickslow and Lisanna, but they are actually one of my favorite couples! (I seem drawn to the pairings that aren't in the least canon)

Alyss Hatter: To explain the quote, Lisanna actually says "What are you doing up here." This implies that they are in the same place, but if she used the word 'there,' then it would have meant she was below him. And yes, great inference about the bird thing (I actually just thought she would have climbed, but that makes more sense…) And don't think this is offensive — I am actually EXTREMELY excited to have some criticism! So thank you very much for your comment XD