Ch. 74: Ralph
Day: 74
Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail.
Genre: Crack. Complete, utter crack,
Summary: Your name is Ralph. And boy, are you excited!
Your name is Ralph. And boy, are you excited! You are heading Magnolia to join Fairy Tail, the guild of your dreams! Maybe you will make some friends this time! Maybe they'll love rom-coms as much as you!
Actually, you'd accept any friend. Everyone you meet tends to run away within ten minutes because you are 'insufferably happy,' whatever that means.
You get off the train with a bounce in your step, and make your way towards the guild hall. Golly, it just completes the skyline perfectly! You wave to people as you pass, a grin splitting your face in half.
You have no idea why they all slowly back away… meh, probably not important.
You push the guild doors open and-
No.
"Nonononononononononono!" You scream as you run back in the doors to your house, three towns away.
This is a joke, by the way. It is not meant to be offensive to anyone or anything, and Ralph is not based of anyone or anything.
He is Ralph, and he is perfect. I am so proud. His character developed so well over the course of the 200 words. He is the most amazing character I have ever created. Everyone give Ralph your love.
He deserves it.
Basically, the point of this is to say that even the perkiest person in the world will run away as fast as they can from Fairy Tail. XP Except us crazy fans, of course.
Ralph's full name is Ralphinaldo Elmo Harrison if you were wondering.
...yes, I came up with that name in two seconds. I am a flippin genius. *insert sarcasm here*