I sincerely apologize for being gone so long. Someone I love very much passed away and I didn't feel much like doing anything. I'll try to be better but I make no promises.

Anyway.

As always I love hearing from you guys. So if you have any ideas or thoughts on the story or how I can improve that you want to share that would be awesome. Again, this is the first time I've ever written anything so I accept that it might not be that fantastic. I don't have a beta or anything so all mistakes are mine.

Thanks for sticking with it.

Chapter 6

BPOV

She's excited! Well she's almost always excited but today Sanny told her that she could start seriously trying to befriend Rachel! Instead of the occasional quick question she can ask her to hang out or something. She just has to figure out how to get the once talkative girl to agree to it. What to do? What to do? She could ask her to go get ice cream with her! Who doesn't like ice cream?! Wait does Rachel eat ice cream? Or is that one of those food things that she used to go on and on about. She can't remember. Maybe she should steer clear of food. Maybe a movie! What kind of movie? A musical maybe? Ooh maybe she likes High School Musical! Brittany loves HSM! Vanessa Hudgens is great in that movie and Sharpay has that blonde kind of bitchy thing going for her. Sort of like Quinn. She'd be lying if she said it didn't turn her on a little. Oh Quinn! Someday she's going to kiss that girl and get her to agree to go out with her.

She's so distracted thinking sexy thoughts about Quinn that she almost misses that Rachel is at her locker and now is her chance to talk to her. She just about jumps on the tiny girl she's so excited to ask her to hang out.

"Hey Rach" she exclaims. She doesn't miss how Rachel flinches away from her sudden close proximity.

Rachel takes the headphones out of her ears.

"Hello Brittany. What can I do for you?" Brittany can tell that Rachel doesn't really care; she just wants her to go away without being rude.

"I was wondering if you wanted to hang out today after I got done with glee. We could go see a movie or get coffee? You look like you could you use some. Have you been sleeping well? Has the idea of sparkly vampires been keeping you up as well? It is ridiculous. Of all the things in the world they picked that they sparkled…" she trails off when she realizes that she's babbling. She can't help it. She's nervous. She wants Rachel to say yes so bad. "Sorry I just really want to hang out. We could see that Pitch Perfect movie? It looks both musical and funny!"

Brittany watches Rachel's reaction and realizes she might have underwhelmed, no that's not right, what is it? Anyway, she some sort of whelmed the small girl. She pouts as she watches the struggle the smaller girl is mentally going through. If Sanny can't say no to her pout then she doubts anyone else could. It seems to work…

"I'm sorry Brittany. As nice as that sounds I don't have any free time in the near future." Rachel replies before scurrying away.

…apparently not. She pouts and goes to find San. There's something about what Rachel said that doesn't sit right with her.

SASASASASASASASA

"San if you would just listen to me! She was lying! We know that. We've only been following her around for, like, 2 ½ weeks. She goes home and doesn't do anything else. I mean, have you, even once, not seen her car at her house when you've driven by? She never leaves her house except to come to school and sit on her roof!" Brittany is annoyed. She knows that San knows that she is right. She's being stubborn about it though. Brittany glares at her to get her point across.

"I know you're right! Damn it! I know that. I just don't know what to do." With this statement it seems like S just deflates. They both know that San just can't go up to Rachel and try to be friends with her. They have to ease her into being friends with the Unholy Trinity. She's going to have to be very stubborn. She's got a bad feeling in her gut and she doesn't like it. Things are going to get worse before they get better. Lord Tubbington tried to warn her that it would be rough but she didn't want to listen. She should have. She knows he's always right. Now if she could just get him to stop smoking.

They're going to have to be very persistent. She knows this and tells San as much before heading to glee. Finally a chance to dance and forget about her crappy day; even if it does feel a little less exciting without Rachel there.

SASASASASASASASA

Being BFFs with Sanny has taught her certain ways in which to deal with difficult people. She's never been so thankful for this. For example she can wait out certain attitudes and see through the bullshit. Also she can be just as stubborn, if not more so, than other people. She also doesn't give up very easily. If she did Sanny might still be stuck in Narnia.

So she decides that she's going to ask Rachel to hang out with her every day; starting with tomorrow. Today, though, she's just going to show up at Rachel's house after glee and make her hang out with her.

She gets San to drop her off on her way home. She's got a funny feeling in her tummy so she stands in front of the door for a minute to work up the energy to ring the bell.

When Rachel does answer the door she looks completely shocked. "Brittany! What…what are you doing here?" she stammers out.

"I saw your car in the driveway and thought that maybe whatever you said you had to do got cancelled. So now you can totally hang out with me! I thought maybe we could get some dinner but then I wasn't sure what you could eat or else I totally would have brought something for us to eat. San said something about rabbit food but that seemed like it wasn't enough. Maybe we could raid your fridge and watch Funny Girl. Or we could listen to music. Either way food is a must cause dancing all afternoon makes me totes super hungry."

"Umm…now's not really a good time Brittany. Maybe some other time?" This makes Brittany a) pout, b) worry cause she's not using really long rants, and c) wish there was something she could do to convince her to let her in because standing here makes her feel like a vampire and she's gotta be invited in. This then makes her think of the differences between most vampires and the stupid sparkly ones.

"Please can we watch Funny Girl? I hear you talk about it all the time but nobody else I know has it." She's not above begging or playing to other's weaknesses to get what she wants (also something to thank Sanny for) and she knows this is Rachel's favorite movie. Sure she's ditzy but she's not an idiot. And with this Rachel finally allows her in. She smiles brightly in victory as she passes through the doorway.