So Tachibana Tanaka is magic? Will she become a magical girl? Will anybody else? And wat will she wish for!? And them to. Read to find out!

I gasped in shok. 'I magic? That cannot be, i am just a normal medium school student!' I cried.

'But i am an inucubaor and its my job to know theese things so i know your magic for shore.' he replied to me. 'Oh ok if your a magic detecting man i guess u must be write.' I said impressed. 'Wow i can't believe im magic! What do i do now to be a magic girl?'

'U have to make a wish and i make ur wish come tru and u get magic and fight magic monsters!' He chippered.

'Coolio.' I said.

'Wait a minute kyubey' mami said. 'U cant just jump her into it you haf to let her think about a good wish first.'

'Ok.' Kyubey said. 'By the way ur magic is so strong that u can wish for literary anything and get it. Also pink and blue are magic as well but nowhere near as strong so u can have wishes and become Magi but not as big wishes and your not as strong.'

'Bitchin!' Madoka screeched. 'Yeah totally!' Sayaka laughed. 'Lets think of cool wishes and do it all at ones!' 'Nice plan' i said.

Momi smiled wisely. 'Let us retire to my abode for the talking then.' She decred. 'There is cake and also tea there. We can think off wishes and eat and drink and also be friends and do friends stuff.'

We went to the house. It was a big house with big windows and not much stuff there or maybe there was actually alot i dunno lol. We all ate tea and drank cake and did girly talk then we got to talking abot the magics.

'I had not much time to think of a wish so it wasnt a very good wish so u should be careful with what you wish for.' Mami said from expresidents.

'ICT.' I said solomonly. 'I will bear that in mind.'

'HAAAAAAAAAAARGH!' Madoka scramed suddenly. There was a sexy chick staring into the window like a creep! But then she went.

Mami poured more tea onto the plate. 'What do u think yule wish for?' she asked.

'I dunno yet. What abot you two?'

'I want a cake!' Madoka cackled.

'I might cure this guy i knows hand which is all smooshed up.' Sayaka said sadly.

'Wow that sucks for him', i said with sympathetic. 'How did that happened?'

'He hit a car.'

'Ow.' I said with sympathetic.

Then the girl from the window burst her head through the table! There was a silver platter where she bust her head thru so she was wearing it like a funny hat.
'KANAME MADOKA THIS IS NOT HOW IT SEEMS! YOU MUST NOT CONTRACT OR YOU WILL BE IN DANGER! Oh and you too to.' she screamed monotonously. She pulled a big cake with lots of pink frosting out of her magic round thingy and splatted it in madokas face and she turned pink except her hair which was already pink so you couldn't tell. 'Yay a cake like i wanted!' Madoka squawked and licked her face. Then the mystery girl stood up thru the table and walked to the window wearing it but bits fell off and it breaked while she was walking and cake and tea splooshed all everywhere and she jumped out of the window.

'That was highly irregular,' Momi chomped perplexedly lapping the tea from on the floor.

Sayaka woked up then because shed felled asleep before the girl came and said 'wow u guys are messy eaters!'

We whipped ourselves off the tea and cake and got back to talking and then we ate some more cake that we pulled from Madokas face.

'You make a contract now?' Kyubey hastilied.

'No we need to think off a gud wish like momo said,' i said. 'Bye.' And then we left. We walked home and said bye then i went in my house.

'Tadaimashita obaasan' i said.

'Ok ironing' she said back.

I ate diner and went upstairs to bed and thot about magic.

'What should i wish 4?' I agonised. Then i conted a shoop and went to sleep.

I woke up and fort it was a dream! 'Damn i wish it wasnt a dream and that i really had supermagic' i thought sadly.

'BUT IT WASNT A DREAM!' A voice bellowed from on my pillow.

'Holy guacamole!' I screamed and punched the voice. Was it a creep!? No.

'Ow' said the voice. It was cubed! 'I came to see if u wish yet.'

'No not yet' i said and got dressed but i covered him with a bra first so he couldnt see. Then i ate toast again and ran to schol. Madoka and Sayaka and the green one where there. I rolled my eyes because of the green one. I used my psychiatric connection with animals to make a bird shit on her and she was sad and homophobic. We went to school and had classes and then its lunch.

Mumi came and said 'lets have lunch on the roof' telepathetly so we went to the roof and mated.

'This cake tastes great thanks Mami' i said. 'Your welcome' she said.

Madoka rofled. 'I love the cake! Thanks Mamisan!' 'Your welcome' she said. Then sayka sed the same thing and ate a hotdog.

'So wats up with that chick from yesterday do u no her Medoka?' I aksed.

'No' she said. 'Maybe shes mistaken me for someone else or something i dunno lol. But she gave me cake so im fine with this.'

'I see.' I said. IF ONLY I COD SPEAK TO THIS MYSTERIOUS GIRL AND FIND OUT WHAT IS HAPPENING! I thought.

Mami dropped a bit of cake at the floor then so she shot out her head drills and caught the cake with them and ate it.

'Hey ur that girl i ran into yesterday in the morning!' I ejaculated in surprise.

'Oh yes i fort u looked similar' Mami said back at me. 'What a coincidence!'

'Its a small world.' I said and we laughed insanely.

The sexy chick waked thru the roof door then and walked over to us and stopped walking in front of us and picked up Kyubey and put him in her shield.

'NO WISHING.' She said.

'Hey u creepy chick u cant tell us what to do!' Sayaka hopped up and down screaming with angry.

'Now now sagaya, we should talk about this in a civalysed manner.' Mami proclamed. 'What u want mysterious girl?'

'NO WISHING!' She repeated but sadder and louder.

I took charge off the situation then!

'WHY DO WE NOT WISH FOR MAGIC AND FIGHT MONSTERS AND SAVE PEEPS LIVES AND GET WISHES!?' I screamed grabbing her by the shoulders and shaking real hard so her head was floppy because it's so big and her neck is small.

'Because! There are secrets which even Mami Tomoe dostnt know about poor ellen magica!'

'Like what?' Madoka asked.

'Madoka dont wish or you will die!' the blacknette sad.

'But why lol?' the pinkette asked.

'Because bad things will happen!'

'Like what?'

'Don't contract Madoks!' she proclaimed and jumped off the roof. Then she teleportation back cos she forgot about cubed and threw him at Sayaka but missed and Sayaka was even more angry.

'That girl makes me angry!' She angered fiercely.

'Im sure shes just misunderstood. I sense deep sadness in her heart. We should try to friend her!' I said.

'Oh yeah i guess your right.' Sayaka said and wasn't angry anymore. 'I try to friend her necks time.'

'Yes we should all make love not war because we are all magic girls soon and we have to work together to help each other and be friends.' Mami agrode.

Then we went back to class accept Mami who went to a different class because shes old. Then i noticed the the mysterious ravenette with black hair was in our class!

OMG, I thought, i dont belief it! How did i not realise sooner!

I whacked up to her and said 'hi'. She hairflipped at me and i got hair in my mouth and it was gross so i left.

I watched her the rest of the day. She was a genus like me and could do maths and stuff with numbers and letters and she could run real fast and jump high and do lots of other stuff too! I was impressed to see someone as good as me at numbers... but i was also jealous cos she was so gud at everything.

While me and sayaka and madoka were walking back home i sighed a bit.

'Sigh, i wish i was good at lots of things too.' I said.

Then Kyubey jumped out from behind a bush!

'Tachibana Tanaka your wish has overcome entropy!' He said.

'Wait what?' I said.

And then i was a magical girl.

'Aw man!' I said.

Wow what just harpooned!? Tune in next month to find out wattle happen because of what just happened!