Hi mina I know I said that this would be next month, but I had a brainwave and finished the chapter tonight instead! But some people will read it next month anyway so it still counts. The next chapter is next month though cos I haven't wrote it yet.

I stood there magically.

'OMFG Kyubey i didnt want that as my wish!' I screamed in shock. 'It was like an expression!'

'Too bad no takebacks.' he said.

'I could of like made world pies with my wish! This is so bad!' I gnashed with sad.

'Dont worry, now that ur god with lots of things u can just make world pies by being good at diplomatics and polytics and stuff and your even hotter now so you can seduce the presidents and stop them from lunching nuclears.' Madoka cheered me.

'Oh yesh i guess.' I mumbled but i was still annoyed. I looked down at me. My clothes where magic and changed. I was wearing a long drees which flood down around my ankles. I was wearing high heelies with a three inch heel with wing things coming out of them. My dress was wight but there was grey highlights on the gloves which were elbow length and also my shoes. This represents the sad bits of my soul. My hair was real long now to and i was like 4 inches toller and my breasts were bigger and there was a teardrop shapped hole in my dress where they were. I had no weapon because im so nice and not violet. Then i changed my clothes and hair and tall back so not magic peeps couldnt see.

'Oh well wats done is done.' I said wisely. 'Yuppers!' cackled the pinkette.

We started wacking home again but the bluenette werent following us!

'Hey sayaka why you still there?' I sad.

Sayaka was staring at me all red like. She spazzed when i said to her and she was all like 'uh i got to go do stuff now and also im not gay' and then she went.

'Okay bi.' I said.

Me and madoks wacked home. I saw her parents. 'Hi.' I said. 'Hi.' they said back. 'Goo goo ga ga.' said Tatsuya and i said 'hi' to him to. Then i went to mumis hose.

'Hi.' I said. 'Hi.' she said back. Then we sat down.

'I said i wish something as an expression but cubed took it literary and now i magic.'

'Two bad.' Momi said sagely. 'He naughty sometime. I wont give him cak tonite.'

'Good.' I said grumbly. 'What u wish for?' She axed. 'To be good at lots of stuff.'

'That sounds handy.' 'Yeah i guess.'

'Can you add up big numbers now?'

I thot in my head. I did lots of theoretical physics without a calculator. 'Yup.' I said.

'Nice.' she said informally. 'By the way i used to have a kohigh but we fell out and she had brick hair. If you c anyone like that tell me and i deal with it.'

'K.' I said.

'I was going to take u and Madoka and Sayaka out toomorrow to do some magical girling with me but i guess u dont need to now.' She sais wryly. 'U shud come anyway though because two hats are better than one.'

'But i dont have a hat lol' i said.
'Then u should make one because hats are very spiffy.' she proclaimed poshly.

'Ok' i said. Then it was late and i left. I went home and didnt tell mom i was magic and went to slepnir.

I woke up and made a hat. It was a magic hat. It was a motorcycle helmet for protection and it was black for contrast with dress which is white. I used my psychic connection with animals to make a bird of paradise give me some feathers to decorate it with. It was spiffy. Then i went to school. Not much happened except Homotomi was there and homophobic so i made a bird shit on her bento and she was sad and then I made a pig chase her.

After schools me and Mami and Madoka and Sayaka went magicalling.

'I hope i can fight useful.' I mused in worriment. 'Don't worry everyone is nervous their first time. Just follow me and i show u how to do it.' Mami smiled at me. 'K.' I said.

Mami showed me how to use soul gem as a magic witch detector. It went 'beep boop' and led us to a hospital.

'OMFG this is the hospital where kamenjoe is at!' Sayaka said angruly. 'We haf to kill da witch!' 'Thats what we here for!' I teased her. She went red again and said 'yeah thats totally radical.'

Then we went into the barrier...but when we where in the blacknette came behind us and said 'This which is dangerous Tomoe Mami. I kill it for you.'

Mami got annoyed then. 'Now you listen here you meddling girl ive had just about enough of you being mysterious and appearing in places and coming into my house and breaking my tables and tee and cake! I dont know who u r and neither does kyubey and your very suspicious and stalking so go away!'

'No.' She said.

'Very well then u leaf me no choice.' Mami frowned and tied her up in ribbons and hung her.

'Darn u Tomoe Mami.' She said monotonously.

'Hey u weird girl do i know u because u keep telling me but not the others to not wish.' Said Madoka. 'Oh and whats ur name? I was sleep when da teach introduced u before she introduced Tachibana.'

'My name is...Akemi Homura. And u dont no me.' She replied. 'don't wish BTW.'

'What about me?' said Sayaka.

Homura tried to shrug but she couldnt because she was in bondage. 'Yeah u too.' She said boredly. 'I can take it or leave it tbh.'

'Wow thats rude.' Sayaka angered.

'Now now, lets all clam down.' I said benevolently. 'Im sure we can handle one witch Homura Akemi so dont worry and stay hung then we let you down when we get back and you stop mysteriousing and we be friends.'

'U should make Madoka stay and keep an eye on me so i cant escape.' She said slyly but i wasnt foaled.

'Nice try lol.' I said and then mami wrapped her up in like 200 billion trillion ribbons so she couldn't run to places.

Then we whacked. The labyrinth was all funky like b4 and there was sabaku and hospital stuff. I thot it was cymbalic...AND I DID NOT YET KNOW HOW WRITE I WAS!

'Wow this magic baseball bat is totally bodacious!' Sayaka gibbered. 'Your welcome.' Said mami whood given her but not Madoka a magic stick to hit things with.

'Can i have a magic gun mamisan?' Said Madoka.

'Ok.' Mami declared.

'Coooool!' Madoka cackled and shot the uzi at some stuff and made it fall.

'How i fight without weapon senpai?' I asked the blondenette sadly.

'Dont worry it will come to u if u look into your heart.' She said wisely.

'But i dont want to dissect myself alive.' I thought gloomyly, but didnt say so so she didnt think i was a womp.

Then some small monsters came! Mami magiced them and Sayaka hit them and Madoka uzied them. It was cool. Then we saw something that looked like a boss room!

'U two aren't magic so wait here while we magic people c if the witch is in here.' Mami said to the aoinette and pinknette. 'K.' They said.

We walked into the next plaice. It was a bridge with drugs raining on it.

I got exited at the thot of fighting along with senpai. 'Mami ur so coal and so is being a mahou shoujo!' I squealed. 'Lets be tomodachi forever!'

Then Mami stopped whacking. Her head went to the floor.

'But being a mahou shoujo can be a burden'. She said grimly. 'I havent had time for friends or playing since i became a witch in the car crash except for my old kohigh who is gone now.'

Then she started crying and water fell out of her eyes. 'Protecting the peeps in this shity is a heavy birdon which wheys on me daily.' She sadded.

I felt a rush of emoticon and picked her up. 'Mamisan i dont know your birdon yet but i will share it from now on.' I said sincerely. 'You are (not) alone! If u want me to share it that is...' i said shyly and modestly.

'That wood make me so happy!' Mami choced and hugged me like an antlion gripping its pray. Then we went over the crepey bridge. She threw her head through the door and looked.

'I can c the witch!' She exclamed. 'Go and fetch the others!'

I ran to where the others were. Madoka and Sayaka were playing bait the familiars, but they were using Kyubey as da bait!

'This is animal abuse.' Kyubey said whitely.

'OMG u guyz dont do that arimasen!' I screamed. I took Kyubey down. 'U poor thing! I feel a deep bond with u!'

'Ok.' Cubed said and walked to mami.

'Dont do that again.' I scalded them and they said 'ok' guiltily.

We met with mami. She was in a good mood because of wat i said so she was killing things. Cool Italy music was playing in the background and she spun and shot things and walked them with the guns and made more guns appear and then shot them some more. She did a cool pose too. Then she saw da witch! It looked like a toy with a sweet rapper for ahead.

'Tachibana Tanaka u stay there and watch and learn how to fite!' She roared and thought the witch. She shot it and dodged it and kicked it in the face and it fell then she shot it in the head. Then she picked it up with ribbons and threw it in the hair and got ready to speak italy to kill it...BUT!

IT CHANGED FORM! AND IT WAS SCARY! AND IT HAD BIG TEETH! AND IT WAS A CATERPILLAR WITH POLKA DOTS! AND IT WAS GOING TO DEFENESTRATE HER!

'NOOOOOOOOOÔOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' I said.

I teleported over to her which i can do because i wished to be good at lots of things and dived in front of her dramatically! THE WITCH BIT ME INSTEAD!

'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' Said mami and madoka and Sayaka.

But i was ok! I was really strong because off wish and i forced the caterpillars mouth open! BUT! IT BROKE MY HAT AND I WAS SAD! 'Darn my hat!' I grumbled.

I picked up mami bridle style and jomped away with her.

'That was close 4 both of us lol.' I said.

'Oh Tachibana-san you saved my life! Thank u so much!' She kreed.

I put her on a big table which was there.

'Let me handle this!' I said dramatically. Mami swooned.

I jumped over to the witch and stood in front of it. It glared at me and tried to bite...but i was to strong! I ripped out two teeth and duel wielded them. The watch was angry now. I jumped behind it and grabbed its tail and slammed it into the floor real hard then used my hands to rip it in half. It was real angry then! It flew around and i punched it away. I punched it and punched it and punched it and punched it some more and roundhoused it too, but then it headbutted me and i fell over but I flipped back up! It dove at me and i jammed one of the tooth in its eye! Then i jumped in the air and aimed at it with my kick and slammed the tooth through its eye into the brain and it DIED! I went with the tooth though so it was gross and i had to punch my way out.

'That poor creature.' I said sadly. I dont like hurting things because im so nice so i was a bit sad. Then i remembered it was evil and killed peeps and didnt care anymore. Then it exploded suddenly! 2000 gallons of blood and also strawberry jam exploded into the room and everything went all red. I was worried we might drown but but then the labyrinth disseapeared and so did da blood so it was fine.

'OMG TACHIBANA THAT WAS THE GROOVIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN!' Sayaka shouted and hugged me.

'Yeah your the coolest!' Madoka snarkled and hugged me to

Mami whacked up then. 'Thank you Tachibana sama, i was almost a gonner. U are very strong indeed, Kyubey was right about u.'

'It was nothing.' I lolled.

'Ew were all red and sticky from the witch!' Sayaka mumbled.

'Its too bad that theres blood in the jam or we could make a cake from the witch!' Madoka cackled.

'Oh Madoka ur such a character!' I said and we all laughed.

We went back to Mami's house to clean up and she baked us a non-witch cake and we ate it and had a sleepover! It was the best day ever!

BUT THEN! When i was asleep i had a dram! It was about a girl...A BRICKNETTE GIRL! She was on a bus and eating pocky. She grinned spookily. 'I think its about time i payed a visit to my old chum Mamisenpai.' She said violently. Then she bit a pockys head off.

I woke up and gasped. 'OMG...a bricknette who said mamisenpai...that must be momis kohigh! I must have had a premature ignition!' Then i went back to sleep.

Mamis not dead! Because shes my favourite and I didn't want to kill her. But maybe the bricknette will kill her instead!? I hope not and its my fic so I don't think she'll be able to unless she does.