The very next day, we find our towering t-Rex type Godzilla, scouring his house for a clean set of jeans and a decent top. After checking around a bit, he managed to find something that's only been worn twice, and a top with a stain on it, but it was red anyways so who cares? Before leaving his room, Godzilla notices the bed next to his, and how it was always so far apart from his, symbolic in a way, he quickly brushed it off and got into his car, it was all in the past now. After a long and silent car ride, Godzilla finally made it to the Costco. And as the radioactive reptile began to get out of his smart car, he ran through his grocery list, he promised himself that he would only get the paper towels he needed and NOTHING else… Well, maybe some kale chips too. And after a few hours, Godzilla was sure he had gotten everything on his list, including a few other things. "This is going to cost a fortune", he growled as he piled a few boxes of instant noodles into his cart. But suddenly, Godzilla noticed a familiar face across the aisle he was in, could it really be? Oh crap! It's godzilla's ex-wife, mecha-Godzilla! The sight of her almost made the courageous kaiju stop in his tracks! To avoid an awkward conversation with his ex, Godzilla speed walked toward another aisle, and once he felt safe enough he began to say some nasty things under his breath. The experience was later forcefully forgotten as Godzilla made it to the check out. But the high octane action doesn't stop here, as mecha-Godzilla seemed to be coming straight for him! He could only hope the line would begin to move, but as luck would have it, godzilla's ex noticed him instantly and began to start up a conversation:
"my, it sure has been awhile,huh?" She said
"I guess it has" Godzilla replied, snarkier than he would have liked to
"how long has it been anyway?"
"It's been about 3 months now Helen, 3 months"
"Well it's good to see you've been holding up alright" she said, causing Godzilla to tear up a bit, she always knew how to make him feel bad about himself.
The conversation droned on for what felt like an eternity, until the two finished purchasing their groceries.
"Well this has been fun, we should meet up again some time" announced mecha-Godzilla
"Yeah.. Maybe" he replied, Godzilla had sort of been lost in thought for a bit and had only been holding on to the conversation slightly.
Just then, a car drove past the two, and stopped right next to them.
"You coming babe?" Said the voice inside the car
"Of course honey" said mecha-Godzilla
"Oh wait! I don't think you too have met, Hubert, this is my boyfriend mothra"
"Your Godzilla right? I didn't know your name was Hubert" he replied
Godzilla was filled with shock, how did she already start dating again? It took weeks for him to have the will to leave his house! And after being struck with a wave of emotion, Godzilla cut this unexpected reunion short and made a run for his car, stuck his groceries in his car, and softly began to cry in the front seat. Vivid pictures of Godzilla ripping apart butterfly's began to flutter in his mind as he began to drive home. And after getting back home emotionally exhausted, he put away his groceries and threw himself on his couch. This time he didn't even bother turning the television on, as he was lost in thought once again. But after a few minutes Godzilla realized it was dinner time already, so he got up and prepared his food. And once he pulled a chicken parm from his freezer, something began to dawn on him…
He forgot the paper towels.
With a whirlwind of anger, Godzilla began to knock things off the shelves, and roared loud enough for the heavens themselves to hear. He stormed into his living room and tore through the dark blue pillows that covered his couch, and flipped his glass table as a sort of big finish,scattering the pizza boxes and wrappers all across the after locking himself in the bathroom, he began to howl in misery.
His horoscope was right.
THE END