Hi guys heres a new chapter! This one is my favourite cos its super romantic but it also has ACTION so its not boring! Also I like riting this story a lot so Im going to write like 20000 chapters of super awesome romance and action and mysterying so look forward to them okay? PS thanks for the reviews, they make me super happy!

Mami was perplexing. 'But how will we trap her when she can dissipate?' She quarried.

'I will have to come up with a clever plan.' I mused, stroking my chin like I had a beard even tho i didn't. 'I may have to use theoretical physics to do it, but by jove ill do it u mark my words!'

'Whos Jove?' Mami said jelosly.

'It's just an expression lol' i said and smooched her.

'OMFFG OMG WTF OMG!' Screamed Madoka histronically.

Sayaka looked real jelouse, BUT I STILL DID NOT REALISE! I thot she had gas or something lol.

'S like together now?' She said.

'Yup! Pretty great huh?' I said.

'Oh yeah totally groovy.' She mumbled. 'But i have to go and visit kameltoe now so bye.' She said going.

'Bye' said mina.

'Anyways, lets think up psychedelic traps!' Madoka shouted banging the table.

'Ok.' I said back.

We thot of traps for a while. But then the sun went away!

'Oh snappers i gotta go so my parents dont freak the frick out!' Madoka screamed. 'Byesies!'

'Do u want me to go or stay?' I assked momi.

'Its not like id mind if u stayed.' Mami said like a sundere.

'Ok lol,' i said and i phoned mom. The phone went BREEEE BRUUUUH BRUUUUH and then it answered.

'Hai desu' mom sed.

'Konitchywa obaa-san watashi wa Mami-san no ue ni yomimasu ka?' I asked.

'Hai, oyasumi.' She sed and hung up.

'She says its fine lol.' I told Mami.

'Yay!' She said.

Then we sexed again and held hands and watched a sad movie and cried and brushed each others hair like girlfriends do. Then we went to sleep. We didn't count sheep though lol we counted each other jomping over fences cos were in love.

The next morning we waked up. It was Saturday so we didn't haf to go to school!

'Lets go on a date' i said so we went on a date. We went to an Italy restraint and eated spaghetti and did da thing from laddy and da tramp, then we saw a movie and went for a long wak on the beach.

'Oh Tachibana Tanaka u r such a wonderful girlfriend!' Mami said when we were going to da amusement park.

'Ur great too lol' i said romanticaly.

We went in da Haunted Hose and Mami screamed and jumped into my arms lots but i didn't bcos im hardcore. Then we went into the tunnel of love and made out, then we went on a rollar coaster and screamed including me cos it was super high lol.

Then we went on da tea cups!

'It's too bad that real tea cups r not this big.' Mami said like a person who really liked tea and wanted to drink a giant cup of it.

'Yeah' i said.

We spon around in da cups...BUT THEN I SAW SOMETHING! Da sexy mysterious girl was also in a tea cup! She span around and looked at us and also not at us.

'OMG look over there but don't look so she cant c u,' i mumbled.

Mami gasped. 'Wat is she doing?' She mused. 'Maybe she will attack us!'

'Dont worry baby i protect you.' I said bravely. Mami swooned.

The ride stopped. We got out and so did the sexy chick!

'What r u doing here?' I said dramatically, pointing my finger at her.

She rolled her eyes. 'Uh, I'm riding on the teacups? I thought that was obvious u treacherous traitor.' She accused.

I gasped. 'How dare u!' I exclaimed. 'U r the bad one! But why wood u be on the teacups?'

'Because I like them. Its not a crime.' She said and flipped her hair all everywhere. 'Every1 needs a hobby and this is mine.'

'But u werent even smiling so were u even enjoying it?' I said like a prosecutor.

Homura looked offended. 'Excuse u this is just the way my face is. Dont be so rude.' She said and smiled even more not.

'Ok im sorry,' I said.

'Good. Im going on the tee cups again...if thats alright with you.' She said all sarcastically like and then went back on them again and spun and still wasnt smiling.

'Oh well it takes all sorts i suppose.' I said wisely.

'But this is a good opportunity snookums,' Mami said to me. 'We can try 1 of our traps now!'

'Oh yeah i didnt think of that,' i said. 'Thank u hunnybun.' Then we went to make a trap.

34 minutes later the mysterious girl stopped riding on da tee cups. She went to buy some candy floss...BUT SHE DID NOT REALISE THAT I HAD PREDICTED THIS! Because id seen her eating it by the gate back at school lol.

She said 'One candyfloss please' to the guy selling them and he gave her one...BUT IT WAS A TRAP! She licked it but i used magic to make it super duper sticky. Her tongue got stuck and she tried to pull it out...but then i made the wind blow with magix! Her hair got stuck all in it and so did her clothes because i used theoretical psychics to make it so that there was actually way more candyfloss than it looked like but lots of da candyfloss was hidden in another dimension and only came into our dimension when i made it and it engulfed her and she couldn't see and she flailed a bit and then fell down and almost got sucked into da other dimension which wood have killed her because theres weird physics and spooky geometry there and also eldritch abominations. I shut da portal in time though lol.

'Lets get her!' I screamed and me and mumi went to get her...but she dissapeared b4 we cod get there!

'Darn it!' I screamed. 'I thought we had her in our nefarious clutches for sure!'

'Dont worry snookums we can try again next time.' Mami said sagely and patted my head.

'Lol.' I said.

We killed da candyfloss which was possessed by weird stuff now so that it wouldnt kill peeps. Then we saw Homura again! She was wearing different clothes now because her others were dirty and also possessed by creepy things. She set da clothes on magic fire though so it was fine. I scanned her with magic to see if she was also possessed but she wasn't so i didn't kill her.

She went and brought more candyfloss and ate it and it didn't swallow her so she was happy but still didnt smile. Then she went and roller coastered! Da roller coaster went real fast around the tracks but she still didnt change her face. We'd already set a trap so we waited for it to get her. When da coaster was at the top waiting to fall i went into action! I made a swarm of butterflies fly in and pick her up and carry her away to us! But she bribed da butterflies with bits of non evil candyfloss from in her teeth and they flew away from us and put her down somewhere else.

'Darn it u wishy washy butterflies who can be bribed so easily!' I bellowed angrily.

'She is very tricky to capture.' Mami chomped in deep thought and drank some tea.

'This calls for drastic measures' i said dramatically. 'We will have to threaten that witch she cares about the most...THE TEACUPS!'

Mami gasped in horror. 'Tachibana Tanaka i can not let u do this! Tea cups r sacred and so is tea!'

'Dont worry lol' i said. 'I won't really put da tee cups in danger, ill just make her think they are!'

'Oh ok then.' Said momi.

We planned then. When wed came up with a plan we went and did it.

'Hahahaha, I'm going to kill all of these tea cups!' I roared and shot fire at them and made peeps run away screaming and made some tea cups burn.

'Me too.' Said Mami and Italyed them and made them explode.

Homura teleprompted over to us! 'Oh my god what r u doing!? My precious tee cups! And ur setting random peeps on fire too u insane girls!' She screamed.

'Like i care lol' i said mysteriously.

'I'm sick of life.' Said Mami.

'It's not like i care about these people or tea cups or anything, but i will fight u!' She said and we shot magic at each other. BUT THEN!

'Aha, i fooled u! This was a trope all along!' I said and i grabed her from behind even though i was in front of her!

'Wtf?' She said monotonously.

Then all the tee cups and people dissipated and we were in the carpark were no one cod c us!

'I illusioned you and now u r trapped!' I said victoriously.

'Darn.' She said. 'U tricked me.'

'That's because we are in love.' Mami said loveily.

'Whatever.' She said.

'Now confess ur evil plans or i'll beat it out of u!' I menaced.

'Ok please don't beat me up i have a heart condition and also glasses.' She said sadly.

'What no u don't.' I said.

Then she turned into sand!

'OMG WTF!?' I screamed in shock and confusion. 'Why is there sand?'

Then two tee cups fell on us and we were trapped!

'Ha. U are trapped under my tee cups.' A mysterious monotonous voice said. Whos voice was it!? It was Homuras.

'OMFG HOW CAN THIS BE WHEN WE TRICKED U!?' I wailed.

'Because! I knew it was u sending butterflies and spooky things at me all day when i was trying to enjoy my candyfloss and coasters so i spied on u when u weren't looking and heard ur evil plan and thought how to beat u.' She explained.

'Hey it wasn't an evil plan ur da evil one so ur plans r the evil plans!' I said.

'No im not.' She said.

'Yes u r.' I said back.

'Whatever, im going to ride on my tea cups some more. BTW i'm smiling right now but u can't see me. So there.' And then she went.

'Darn u u mysterious maybe smiling girl.' I warbled.

We sat under the tea cups sadly for an hour, but then we remembered that we're magic and used our magic to get out.

'Im sorry our date was ruined my beloved honeymunchkins.' I said, making out with her.

'But our date wasnt ruined,' she said surprisedly. 'I got to spend fun time with u and practice magic and making traps. Also pestering Homera was fun because shes evul and deserves it.'

'Oh yeah i guess ur right lol.' I said. 'It was pretty fun. But anyways its late so i should go home but i will walk u back home first in case she was lying about going on da tea cups and will actually do something evil instead!'

'My hero.' Mami swooned. Then we held hands and skipped home.

We got to her apartment. 'Goodnight.' I said. 'Goodnight.' She said back. Then we made out a bit and then i went.

'Hi mom.' I said in my house. 'Hi desu.' She said back. 'Anata ga arimashita?'

'Watashi to Mami wa Emi da omoshiroi kōen ni ittekimashita.' I said Japanishly.

'Mami whos wa?' She asked. I googled and blushed. 'Watashi no GF no desushīzu'!' I squealed. 'Omedetou.' She said. 'Thanks lol.' I said. Then i went to my room and went to sleep...but before i fell asleep i remembered that i hadnt told Mami about da prophecy yet!

'Oh well, im sure nothing will happen between now and tomorrow when i see her and will tell her.' I said wisely. Then i went to sleep.

Aw no, the mysterious girl gotted away b4 they could get information about the evil pan she might have or maybe she doesn't!? Maybe they'll catch her next time tho or maybe they wont since theres going to be 200000 chapters and stuff! But the chappies are only going to be once a month from now on cos I have to come up with a plot. See u next time lol!