Sup peeps!? I'm going realease TWO WHOLE CHAPTERS this time so its caught up with the archive thing now! BUT! Since yule read 2 chappies at ones, its going 2 b SUPER DUPER EXITING! If ur nervous maybe u shud have a paper bag in case u hyperventilate and maybe a defibrillator too in case its SO exciting u have a heart attack! Have lots off fun reeding it unless you like EXPLODE from the excitingness which woodnt be fun I guess lol. Anyway, heres da chappie!
OMFG THEYRE MAKING A PMMM THING NOW! AND THEY REALEASED DA TRAILER 3 DAYS AFTER I POSTED THE 1ST CHAPTER OF MY FIC EVEN THOUGH I ONLY JUST SAW IT! Maybe they were inspired by my fic? I hope Tachibana Tanaka is in the movie, that wood be da coolest thing ever! ALSO! I got a tyrannosaurus for xmas! Now I can use lots more words and bigger ones to which will make my story even MORE exciting than it already is!
Nothing happened from then until i saw her! But then i forgot to tell her again.
'Darn u r so forgetful sumtimes Tachibana Tanaka!' I screamed and punched myself in da face. 'I will have to go over to Mamis place and tell her now.' She'd gone home from school earlier than me and i was going to go over anyway so it was fine.
But then i saw the green head! She was by two lesbians and holding a camera at them! They were making peace signs at her to try and calm her down and stop her from killing them. 'Omfg that evil homophobe who is eviler than Homura and all da witches in da world combined is being evil at those lesbians!' I screamed on da inside. I summoned a grizzly bear and made it chase her and she dropped the camera and ran away screaming with da bear chasing her because shes a wimp.
'OMG my camera and also my cousin is being chased by a bear!' One of da girls said and had green hair.
'Dont worry she wont be homophobic at u anymore.' I said benevolently and went.
I went passed the hospital then and thought 'i will see if sayaka is there' and went in. Kamera jolt was there instead!
'Im sad because im partially paralysed and my career and hobby is ruined and im in horrible pain and ive got no more prospects in life.' He sadded and tried to off himself but couldn't because he couldnt get out of bed. 'Oh my god caramel theres starving children in Africa u kno. Check ur privilege.' I said and rolled my eyes because hed hurt Sayaka's feelings one time so he was bad. I thoght about leaving him hurt but im nice so i didn't.
'Since im here ill fix ur hand so u dont cry and get da pillow wet and maybe drown because u cant swim anymore.' I said.
'Wtf r u talking about u random crazy girl?' Kamimojojojo said all ungratefully but i fixed him anyway because im so nice. I knocked him out and operated on his arm which i can do because i know how to medicine because of my wish and i sewed da nerves and tendons and muscles and stuff up real good and his arm wasn't paralysed anymore.
'Cool.' I said and left.
Then i went and started going to mimis again. I walked and saw pretty plants and animals and the sun was shining and the birds were screaming and there were children playing and it was nice. But then it went dark because i was late and all da nice peeps and animals went and there was scary peeps and scary animals like snails around instead! 'Good thing i have super magic and am super strong or dis wood be scary!' I thought to myself philosophically. I wacked some more and then...I WACKED PAST A BUS STOP! And in da bus stop...there was...A REDHEADNETTE!
I gasped. 'OMG...THAT IS THE GIRL I SAW IN MY PREDICTION!' I screamed quietly so she didn't hear me. She was standing there eating an apple with pocky stuck in it violently. 'What shud i do?' I pondered. 'Maybe i should get Mami... or maybe i should go and talk to her and fight her in case she wants to hurt my gf!' I didnt want to get mami in case da girl wanted to beat her up so i went to talk to her...BUT THEN!
'Hey why dont u and me go on a date?' A creepy guy said to her and was creepy.
'No thanks go away.' She said and went to go. But then the guy leaned at her!
'Hey u should totally see a movie with me and stuff!' He said.
'No dont lean at me, some one please help!' She wailed sacredly and fell over. I saw that she and everyone was too scared to help...so i took charge!
I ran over to da creepy guy and groobed his arm and got him in the face with one hand and smashed him through an advert board and said 'Hey u evil guy stop being sexist and bad! She doesnt like u so u shouldn't talk to her and also everyone hates u!' 'Damn u you super strong girl!' The bad guy said and crawled away bleeding all everywhere. Everyone in the bus stop stood up and clapped! CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP they went and they cheered too. I bowed modestly.
'Thank you for saving me.' Said the bricknette. 'But im stronger than u and i was just luring him into a false sense of security so i could beat him up even more than you did and also mug him.' 'Ok lol' i said. I could tell that she was lying and was actually too scared to do anything but i didnt say so because im so nice. Then i remembered why i was there! 'I have to cross examine her subtly,' i thought to myself.
'So are u from around here?' I said casually.
She got angry then. 'WTF im not gay why are you hitting on me?' She said angryly.
'OMG I wasnt hitting on u im already taken lol' i said.
She chilled out then. 'Ok good. Im from somewhere else but i came here to do something.' She said cagily.
'I see' i said. I could tell that i had to be real careful so she didnt get suspicious. 'BTW do u know any girls who drink lots of tea? Just wondering.' I asked cleverly.
But she saw through me! Metaphorically not literally cos I'm not invisible lol. 'Aha! I knew there was something superstitious about u!' She growled like a badger. 'Your a spy that Mami sent to spy on me and i bet you are gay too!' Then she turned into magic! She had a pointy stick and was red.
'OMFG we are both magical girls and shouldn't fight each other!' I tried to calm her, but she was too hungry and woodn't listen. She tried to stub me but i grabbed da stick with my hand and crushed it and it broke. Then i transformed and was even stronger and i groobed her neck and lifted her from the floor and chocked her until she passed out. 'You poor thing,' i said sadly because i dont like hurting peeps. I took her to a warehouse and tied her up and woke her.
'HEY WAKE UP YOU CRAZY VIOLENT GIRL WHO LIKES EATING POCKY AND APPLES AND STABBING PEOPLE WITH A STICK!' I screamed shaking her real hard.
'Wtf!?' She said and woke up. 'Why have u tied me up in a warehouse!? Are you some sick pervert!?'
'No lol i just didnt feel like beating u up so i had to tie u up instead.' I explained wisely. 'Anyways...WHY ARE YOU IN MIKITAKEHORA? Are u going to beat Momi up because shes ur old senpai?'
'Why would i beat ur mommy up u deranged nitwit!?' She said even angrier like.
'I said Mami not mommy.' I corrected her grammatically. 'So are u going to beat her up? Cos if u are I'm going to beat u up real hard now so u cant.' I said scarily, cracking my knuckles and wearing a knuckle duster that i found on the floor and also drawing a picture of her all beat up and showing it to her.
'Lol ur funny.' She lolled and grinned cockily and showed a fang. 'But im not going to beat her up i just wanted to say hi and maybe friend her again.'
'Oh really? Sorry i strangled you and tied u up in a warehouse then lol.' I said and untied her.
'Its ok lol.' She said. 'Anyway im going to see Mami now bye.' She said and started to went.
I felt jealous then though! 'Wait are u going to hit on her in the gay way instead of the beating up way?' I asked her in despair.
'Wtf no im not fucking gay fuck off u stupid fuck!' She said. And then she went.
'Oh ok lol.' I said. Then i teleported to Mamis! 'Argh!' She said as i appeared from the air. 'Soz lol.' I said because i scared her and then we made out for ten minutes.
'Oh by the way i just saw your old kohigh. Shes coming here now to friend you.' I said and stuck my hand up her skirt and made out with her some more.
'Wait what?' She said with her hand on my boobs.
'Wtf are you doing being all gay with that weird girl Mami?' Said a voice from the door. It was...Cookie!
OMG, what a cliffhangar! Whats going to happen in da next chappy!? Will da bricknette start fighting with someone or maybe someone else will fight and will more gay stuff and also mysterious stuff happen!? I dunno yet lol cos its in the future cos I havent written it yet and I cant tell the future lol.