Heres da second chapter of da DOUBLE BILL! I hope none of u peeps have had a hyperventilation or a heart attack from being to excited yet! I don't think dis one is as exciting as da first one, so maybe u wont need a paper bag or electric thingy now lol!

Sup peeps heres da next chappie! This one is super serious and angsty so make sure u have a box of tissues next to you so you don't get da carpet soggy with all of da crying u do ok? BUT! Apparently sum peeps think that Tachibana Tanaka is a Mary Sue? But shes not ok!? Tachibana Tanaka has FLOORS which will be explored soon! That means shes not a Mary Sue cos they're like perfect and Tachibanas pretty awesome and almost perfect but not quite so there!

Mami gasped. 'Keikaku! What r u doing here!?'

'I came to talk to u and maybe be friends again...but now i see that i have wasted my time! I can't believe u where gay all along u liar!' Cuckoo accused religiously.

'Now now, i didn't lie, i just didn't tell u whether i fancied girls or not.' Mami explained. 'Anyway, ur dad wasn't traditional so u shudn't even care.' She said.

'Yeah.' I agreed wisely.

'STFU u weird girl i bet u tricked her into being gay with u or something.' Ryoko glared at me. 'Piss off so i can talk to Mami by myself.'

I started to say 'ok lol' but Mami stepped in! 'Now listen hear Cocoa, we might be old friends and u r my kohigh but u cant just come in here and talk to me and my gf like that.' She said senpaily. 'Maybe u shud come back when u have clamed down.'

'Fine then, i will go and be straight somewhere!' Kyoku said and left.

Mami shocked her head sadly. 'Cookie is impotent. I can't beleaf it, especially when her dad was an alternative guy.' She mused. 'I wonder weather i can bring her around.'

'Dont worry, she'll stop being intolerant soon, ur her old senpai so she has 2!' I tried to cheer her...but i was lying! I knew that she wouldn't, because i cod tell something! I could tell that Kyoko had a secret...A GAY SECRET!

'I have to go and do something important but ill be back soon k?' I said.

'Oh ok.' Mami said sadly. I could tell that she didn't wont me to leave, but i had to! For the greater good lol.

I used my magic to find out where da bricknette was and teleported in front of her. 'Argh, a gay!' she screamed and made a cross at me.

'Or maybe...there are TWO gays?' I insinuated.

'Wtf i told u im not gay i'm actually super homophobic u stupid fuck fuck off!' She said like a person who was being defensive.

'But becos of my wish i can tell that u are gay!' I explained. 'So why are u pretending to be not gay?'

'Wtf kind of weird ass wish is that u blithering ninny?' She garbled.

'Aha! U are deflecting me! That proves that u are gay!' I said spasmodically.

Kyoko started crying then. 'Omg, its true! I am a gay! I have failed the lord!' She cried and dropped to her knees and grabbed a cross and started hitting herself with it.

I put her in a head lock so she couldnt hurt herself anymore. 'Stop hitting urself with a cross u self flaggelating girl!' I cried, choking her sadly.

'Arhbugurgleahhck!' She said cos she was suffocating.

'Whoops soz.' I said and dropped her. 'Anyway, your dad didn't care about the gays so why are you a big homophobe?' I enquired.

'Because that is why!' Koala explaned. 'My dad didnt follow da bibble so noone licked him and then he went crazy and killed us all except me cos im magic! So now i follow the bibble properly so im not a crazy dude like him!'

'But did you know? The bibble doesn't say anything about lesbeans! So u can be as lesbean with girls as u want!'

'What really?' She said and read the bible. 'Wow, ur right! Damn, i cant believe i was worried about stuff all dis time when theres no lesbians in the Bible!'

'And also! Some mainstream church guys say that gay dudes are fine too but i cant remember why so go google it or something.' I said.

'Ur pretty cool, so i believe u' The brick head shrugged. 'Well i feel better now.' She said and stretched and ate a pocky. 'Ill go and make up with mumi and then go and do some gay stuff.'

'Cool.' I said. We went back to Mamis and went into Mami's. 'Hey Mami im gay.' Cookie said gayly.

'Really? Wow who knew,' Mami said surprisedly. 'So r u not a homophobe anymore?'

'Nah.' Kyoko said. 'Hooray!' Said Mami and hugged her.

'I'm not gay for u though.' Kyosuke said platonically and hugged her in a not gay way.

'Thats good because i Louvre Tachibana and she is my gf.' Mami said.

'Neat.' Said Cuomo. 'So how have you been since i went?'

'I was lonely for a while but then Tachibana and also 2 girls called Madonna and Sayaka appeared and then i wasnt lonely anymore. Im still glad your back though.' Said Mami.

'Cool.' Said Kyoko. 'So you got any cake?' She asked hungarianly.

'You never change kokoro,' said the yellow head and giggled like a school girl which she was. She baked a cake but cookie ate it in one gulp so she had to make another to share. After we ate it i said something.

'U2 must have alot to catch up on so i will go to my house so you can talk alone.'

'K bye.' Said kayak.

Mami stood up and hugged me and kissed me too. 'Thank u for helping us. Kyoko was impotent, but now shes not because of you!'

'Its nothing lol and im glad ur happy to!' I lolled and then we made out for a while. Kyosuke rolled her eyes cos we made out for loads of time units and she ate the rest of da cake too.

'Bye.' I said. 'Bi.' Mami said back. And then i went. I wacked home and went in. I said 'hi' to mom and she said 'hi' back. Then I went upstairs and went into my room.

'Hi.' Said Kyubey. 'Oh hi I forgot about you.' I said back. 'What are u doing here? Did u find out more about that mysteerious girl who likes playing in tea cups and is evil?'

'No, Mami didn't want me at her house 2night cos shes talking to an old friend.' He shrugged. 'So ill stay here instead.'

'Ok' i said normally, but i did not feel nermal! I was worried and jeleasous instead. 'I hope Mami doesn't start making out with koala.' I thought angstily. 'No, Mami loaves me and would not betray our love because she is not that sort of girl.' I thot trying to convince myself...but i was still worried anyway because Kosovo was a new gay and said she was going to do gay things tonight and they had a history together.

I threw myself on the floor dramatically and started rolling around and gnashed my teeth on da carpet and beat it up and then rolled around some more.

'Wtf r u doing?' Said rubix.

'I'm sad because theres a new gay peep around and mami might start being gay for her!' I wailed and threw myself around some more.

Kyubey rolled his eyes. 'Well she wouldn't love u much or would have shallow feelings if she dumped u for a new model that fast so u would have dodged a bullet so it doesn't matter. Anyway if u love her u should trust her a bit so ur being a bad gf you weird human.' He explained.

I stopped thrashing around on da flour then. 'Oh yeah you're right! Thanks Scooby!'

'Sure.' Said Kyubey and went to sleep.

I loled and stopped worrying as much...but i was still jealous and warried because Kyoko is hot so Mami might notice because shes not blind.

'I shood set Ryoko up on a date so i dont need to angst and jealous anymore.' I thought. 'Yes, thats a great idea! I will send her on a date...a date with Madoka!'

Then i went to sleep.

Cookie's not a homophone anymore and is a gay too! HOORAY! But Tachibana is jelose? OH NO! What will happen when she sets up Madoks and Koala up on a date!? Keep reading to find out! P.S. Tachibana is jeloose even though she shudnt bee! That's a flaw which means that shes NOT a Mary Sue! So there (again)!

PPS! Da thing which I write on is BROKEN! =( That means that there will be NO TACHIBANA TANAKA for a whole EXTRA MONTH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
But don't worry cos I'll write a super cool chappie to make up for it when I come back! Pls R and R k? Byesies for a while!