OMG PEEPS IM BACK! Its been a supper long time so I hop u haven't 4got abot me! Since its been a while I wrote this chapter real hard and used a dictionary and a theasawrus and a list of words that u can use apart from went which I fondue on tumblr which is super useful! I have a tumblr now btw so if u want to c updates about if theres a chapter delay or sumthing u can look there and not here cos I cant post updates here becos u can only post chapters hear and if da chappies delayed I cant post it so u can read an update here and if there was a chappie 2 post u wouldn't need an update anyway so that woodnt make any sense! Btw my name on there is da same as here accept it has at da end of it lol!

xXxCrimsonxMoonxXx lol Im glad u like my story! Lol I don't hate Sayaka, but shes not my fav I guess but I don't hate her much! Maybe shell get a cool gf or sumthing I dunno. Im also hoppy u like KyoMado even tho I dunno whether they'll get 2gether for realsies or not yet lol, and don't worry! Ill get a grammar book to make my story like a professional and maybe itll get published or something and ill be rich!

hourglasshero Lol hi thanks for leafing loads of reviews all da time! Sorry theres no kyoosaya, but maybe sayaka will get a cool gf and so will kyoko or maybe sumthing elsell happen I dunno I haven't wrote it yet. Soz da chappie was so long to get here but its here to read now! I hope you lick it!

Anyways heres da next chapter! Enjoy it peepers!

I woke up and was jealoose. I gallivanted downstairs and ate my breakfast angstily, then flitted back upstairs and got dressed. I zoomed over to cubed and woke him up. 'Hey wake up.' I said and poked him. He woke up.

'Oh hi.' He said and stretched. 'Im still delicious so im going to make Madookie and Kukai date.' I announced. 'If you want.' He said and wafted out of the window and waltzed to someone elses house.

I lunged downstairs and put my shoes on and streaked to school. Hitomi was walking in front of me and was still homophobic and bad, so i made an angler fish bite her butt and she screamed and i rofled. I got to school then started angsting again when i saw Momi walking in front of me. I felled to my knees and screamed 'WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?' at da sky. Then i went inside.

I balleted into the room tragically. 'Madoka, Sayaka! Soomething has happened!' I cried.

'What lol?' Said Madoks.

'Mami's old kohigh came back and is a gay!' I said agonisingly. 'So now i am gel loose!'

Sayaka locked up and looked fishy. 'So does Mimi like her instead of you?' She asked hopefully (but i didnt know that!).

'I dont think so, but i worry that she will!' I screamed and threw myself onto the desks.

'Don't worry, ur super hot so Mami won't dump you!' Madoka said and tried to pull her bag out from under me.

'But you don't noo that!' I wailed and chewed on the desk.

Madoka got annoyed and hit me with her bag. 'Stop being jealous and eating the desk u degenerate!' She shrieked and hit me some more.

'Ow.' I said and sniffed.

'Thats better.'

'OMG Madoka you cant hit peeps like that, it's totally uncool and is also against the law and the law is important for societal cohesion!' Sayaka said like someone with a Lawful Good D&D alignment.

'Yeah sure whatever.' Madoka said like a chaotic neutron.

'Anyway on a completely different subject from anything i just said,' i said deceptively, 'I found a girl who licks cake and stuff as much as u Madoka! Shes also gay. I will set u up on a date!'

Madoka gasped real long and loud and her eyes went big. 'A CHICK THAT LICKS CAKE AS MUCH AS ME!? UNPOSSIBIBBLE!' She screamed.

'Yeah i was surprised too.' I loled. 'So do u want me to set u up?'

'Heck yeah!' She shrieked and gave everyone a headache.

'Cool.' I said. Then i sat down and had a lesson. When the lesson finished i was going to go, but da monotonous girl teleported over the room at me and glared at me sadly!

'What do u want u tea cup riding girl?' I said and was angry because she escaped me and out trapped me that one time. Her mouth went down so she looked even sadder and annoyed than usual.

'Is it true that u are setting Madoka up with a date?' She asked with a swirling vortex of despair imbuing every syllable of her speech.

'Yeah, cool huh?' I said back.

'Oh ok.' She said and leapt out of the room.

'Shes polite for an evil girl,' i mused to myself. Then i gallumphed to da cafeteria. Mami was there! 'Hi Mami.' I said sadly. 'Hi.' She said back and smooched me. I smooched her back sadly.

'Do u want to go to the roof and ate something?' She axed me.

'Maybe tomorrow.' I said. 'K.' She said and went herself.

I threw myself out of a window screaming. 'WE ARE DRIFTING APART ALREADY!' I howled. I landed on da floor next to some bins. Cola was going through the bins and eating some food and saw me!

'Why'd u throw yourself outta da window?' She asked conversationaly and ate a chicken.

'No reason.' I shrugged because i didnt want to tell her why. 'Ur weird but i like you anyway.' She said and ate a squid. 'Want to go to da arcade and look at some hot chicks?'

'I will go to the arcade but i will not look at any hot chicks because i am monogamous and am dating Mami.' I reminded her.

'Sure ok.' She said. Then we pranced to the arcade. There were games there! One of them was called Zombie Killing Game 5397. 'Lets shoot some mother bleepers!' Kyoko said and picked up a gun and shot some peeps. 'Ok.' I said and also shot some guys. We tried to shot more peeps than each other for a while, then we got bored and went to cars instead. I got into a car and revved da engine and it went VROOM VROOM VROOOOOM and started driving. Kyoko got into a car too and it was a bigger car and she made da engine vroom more and louder because she was overcompensating. We raced each other real fast and made other cars crash and explode and shot at each other and then raced each other some more but then we both crashed and da cars exploded. 'Lame.' Said Cookie and kicked the car. 'I'm hungry, lets get something to eat.' So we knifed over to a food place and ate some food. Koala ate twenty foods and then cut and run out of the food place so i had to pay. I hopped after her angrily.

'Hey u made me pay!' I frothed and shook my fist at her wildly. 'I'm homeless so i dont have any money though.' She said unrepentantly.

'Oh really? That sucks.' I said. I thought about telling Mami so that shed tell Kyosuke to live with her, but i was still too jealous so i didn't. 'Anyway i have to go back to school now. Bye.' I said. 'Bye.' She said back. Then i boogied back to school. I had lessons then the lessons finished and i started wacking home with the screaming pinkhead and the aoinette.

'I might make a wish for Karma Jellos hand.' Sayaka announced suddenly.

'WTF!?' Madoka yodelled and smashed her bag into the floor. 'U are going to b a magic girl!? I hafta think of a wish too then!'

'OMG Sayaka are u sure? You haf to think about it really careful so u dont egret it!' I opined.

'Yeah im sure.' She said. 'Oh ok.' I said back. 'Wattle you wish for Madoka?'

'I dunno lol. Maybe a cake!' She gurgled.

'OMG Madoka u can't just wish for a cake u hafta wish for something u can't get normally!' Sayaka declared.

'Ehhhhhh...ok then.' Said Madoka and drooled about cake some more.

Then a voice said something to us! 'Madoka do not wish u will regret it!' It said.

'OMG, who said that!?' I spazzed.

'Me.' Said the voice and i could tell it was up. I looked up. Homura was standing on a lamp post posing dramatically like an Autoscorer! She jumped down and flipped her hair. 'Oh my god Madoka i've told u a million times not to wish why do u never listen?' She said with a cloud of infinite depression radiating from her.

'But you've only told me not to like three times.' Madoka pointed out.

'Whatever.' Homura said gloomily. 'Anyway don't wish. Or you i guess.' She said and gave Sayaka the finger. Sayaka got even Angora than before!

'Hey who do u think you are u evil girl! U cant give me the finger and plot to kill us all so u can take over the world with your magic!' She said and grabbed the finger. Homura lifted her off the floor with her finger and rolled her eyes.

'I'm a magic girl so u cant beat me up u foolish human.' She explained. 'Also i'm not evil.' She afternoted. Sayaka swung from her finger and glared and swore at her and shook her fist and gnashed her teeth too.

Madoka jumped on the mysterious girls back and started screaming then.

'STOP FIGHTING EACH OTHER AND LETS BE FRIENDS AND BAKE CAKES AND GO ON PICNICS INSTEAD OF TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER YOU WEIRD SEXY GIRL AND MY CHILDHOOD FRIEND!' She screamed and everyones ear drums exploded and we all went death.

'Arrrgh, my ears!' Everyone probably screamed but i don't know because we were all deaf and i couldn't hear them. We fell over and flailed around going 'ow' and Madoka fell over too cos she was on Homura and we were all in a heap and dizzy. Kyosuke walked past then and stared at us and then loled and stole Sayaka's wallet and walked away and Sayaka was so angry she passed out. My ears were fixed then because i have super magic and i stood up and looked at everyone. I rolled my eyes. 'OMG i can't believe u guys! Were in public u know, u cant just magic and talk about magic all over the place!' I said.

'Sorry.' Said Madoka rammishly.

'WHAT?'' Said Homura because she was deaf. Shes not as magic as me so she doesn't get fixed as fast. I grabbed Sayaka by da leg and pulled her from under them. 'You poor thing.' I said sadly and shook my head. I gave her CPR and she woke up and was still angry. 'THAT GIRL STOLE MY WALLET AND I'M DEAF!' She screamed real loud because she was deaf.

'Sorry i made u deaf Sayaka.' Madoka said guiltily. 'WHAT?' Said Sayaka.

'I'M LEAFING NOW. STILL DON'T WISH MADOKA OR THINGS WILL HAPPEN THAT ARE WORSE THAN MIKI WHATSIT GOING DEAF!' Homora warned loudly. Then she moseyed.

'WHAT!?' Said Sayaka. I shrugged. 'I guess we should go home and analyse that mysterious girls mysterious warning.' I said to Madoka.

'Yeah okay.' Said Madoka but quieter than normal.

'WHAT?' Said Sayaka. We zipped to Mami's house and spurted in. Mami was there!

'Hi Mami, Sayaka's dead.' I explained wisely. Mami gasped.

'Oh no, how did that happen?' She asked.

'Madoka screamed too loud and exploded all of our ears.' I informed her.

'Good heavens you shouldn't do things like that Madoka its very rude.' She scolded her like a goose.

'Sorry lol.' Madoka said violently

'HI MAMI I'M DEAF.' Sayaka said.

'I no, Tachibana just told me.' Mami said.

'WHAT?' Sayaka said.

We sat down and talked about Homura.

'She said that bad things would happen if Madoks wished. WHAT COULD IT MEAN!?' I perpetuated.

'I don't know.' Mami informed me.

'Neither do I.' Said Madoka.

'WHAT?' Said Sayaka.

'Oh well, I guess it can't be helped. So how are you and Cuckoo doing?' I asked like an undercover detective.

'I love having my old coffee back, it makes me feel special. But not as special as i feel when im with u snooky!' She gushed.

'Oh thats great.' I said and pretended 2 be happy but was secretly jealous and sad. 'Any way, Cuckold stole Sayaka's wallet when she was smooshed under Madoka and Homura so u should tell her off.' I tattled.

Mami shook her head imperiously. 'I knew she was a rascal, but thats bad even for her. I will have to tell her off and make her give the wallet back.'

I loled on da inside and was less jealous. Madoka cackled insanely. 'Hahaha, i dunno who that girl is because i didnt see her, but i bet shes gonna get owned!' She rofled.

'I CANT TELL ANYTHING YOUR SAYING.' Sayaka informed us.

We talked for a bit except Sayaka and then i humped home. I jostled into my room and then thought 'I should set Madoka and the bricknette who eats up on a date now' so i summoned a pigeon. I wrote a note that said 'Hey Cookie I know a hot chick who loves food like you and wants a date. She's a gay too. If u want a date then write yes and send da pigeon back.' and tied it to da pigeons leg and sent him to find her. 44 minutes and 56 seconds later the pilgrim came back! 'Hi' I said but the pigeon didn't say 'hi' back because pigeons can't talk lol. I read the note he brought back and it said 'Sure OK.' 'Yeah!' I said and air fisted. I texted Kyoko and said 'When and where for the date?' and she texted back and said 'I dunno ask the other chick' so i did.

'Hey Madoka that girl i told u about wants a date so where and when do u want it?' I texted. 'COOL! Tomorrow at 1811 at da cafe by da fountain on the mainstreet.' 'K lol.' I said back and told Kyosuke and she said 'ok.'

'My nefarious plan is coming to fruition!' I roared triumphantly. 'I will go in disguise tomorrow and follow them to make sure it goes well so Korea wont hook up with my gf!' Then I did some homework.

OMG SUM DANGEROUS MACHINATIONS ARE OCCURING HERE PEEPS! Will Madoka and kyuku go on a date!? Will sayaka c Cookie and get mad and break sum stuff!? Will Mami found out that Tachibana is jealous!? Will Kyoko eat more food!? Will Sayaka keep being deaf!? I dunno lol I haven't wrote it yet. C u necks time!
PS Da Autoscorer that Homura was posing like was da yellow one! I like her cos she's nice and throws money to donate at peeps even when she's fighting!