Adding a couple Weirdmageddon spoilers into the story… So, disregard anything that I say now that will contradict the future. Plus, I'm too lazy to update a chapter. Maybe I will. If I do, you should probably read it anyway.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Gravity Falls.

Btw-

I realized how much of this'll be in Dipper's POV.

I'm also making this a Wendip and Mabifica fic. So ignore anything that relates to her liking Dipper. Keep the hints in mind, however.

Chapter 5 - Scrapbooks, Visitors, and Secret Confessions

Dipper's POV

"Dip. Dip. Dipper, wake up, you big dork! We have your breakfast."

I slowly opened my eyes. "Morning, Mr. Sleepyhead. We have some oatmeal, a slice of toast, some strawberry jam and butter, a carton of orange juice, and a mug full of hot coffee." Pacifica said, sitting on the bed, beside me.

"Mmmm what time is it Pacifica?" I groggily asked.

"7:06. Nurse Joy said she'd come to deliver your meds at 7:30."

"Thanks. When's everyone else getting here?" I took a sip of orange juice.

"They should get here at 8 or so. I'm going to grab a quick snack downstairs, but I'll be right back."

I slowly ate all of my breakfast. Nurse Joy delivered my pills and I downed them gratefully. I can't live without those when my ribs are all cracked.

Knock knock.

"Come in!"

"Hey, Dip! Feelin better yet?" Wendy ruffled my hair.

Mabel burst through the door. "Hey, bro bro! Guess what I brought for your memory restoration lessons!?"

"What did you bring?" I set down the mug.

"A SCRAPBOOK! I don't know why I didn't think of this earlier! It's ingenious! I'll just use those pics!"

She flipped to the first page.

"Hmmm… Those are the, um, the the the… Manotaurs! And the Multibear! Uh, I feel like there is a song to go with this… Oh! Disco Girl!" I opened my mouth to start singing, but Mabel cut me off.

"Good! I think it's getting easier for ya Dip! Keep it up!"

"Wait, is that a picture of me… With ME?"

"Yes and no. Think Dipper!"

"Wait, I got something… Does it have anything to do with a copy machine?"

"Yep! You are on the right track!"

"I made copies of myself to… Carry out a plan…hmm… A plan to what, though… OH! Ummm I'm not going to say that one out loud…"

"Haha, it's ok, Dip. I already know." Wendy said.

I blushed furiously.

Flip.

"Umm… Key… What key did I get…"

"Hint hint: 8 ½ President's gift."

"OH! President's key! So he uh, made you a Congresswoman, right? Because he was preserved in… Caramel? Toffee? No… Peanut brittle!" I snapped at the realization.

Flip

"Um, why am I looking guilty and horrified while um, um, Robbie holds a snow cone to Wendy's eye?"

"Well…" Mabel started.

"You tried to win this Panda-Duck thing for me at the Mystery Fair… And hit me in the eye. And you tried to get ice, but Robbie was quicker…" Wendy paused.

She sighed. "And… He asked me out on a date. And I was stupid enough to say yes."

"I'm not going to ask the details but, I'm sure they'll come back to me soon… Moving on…"

Flip

"Is that Rumble McSkirmish? Like from Fight Fighters?!"

"Yep. You somehow summoned him to real life with a game code to beat up Robbie because he challenged you and you knew you couldn't win."

"Ok, then.."

"I am so confused right now," Pacifica said, shaking her head.

"Me too." I said. We all laughed.

Knock knock

"Mr. Pines, I'm sorry to interrupt, but you have visitors."

"It's ok. Thank you, Nurse Joy." She left with a smile, letting in three older college students, two girls who looked Mabel's age, and Soos.

"What's up dude? I brought some people who stopped by the shack and wanted to see you." Soos said, gesturing to the group.

Wendy, Pacifica, and Mabel looked pale.

"Uh…" Wendy started.

"Hey, Dr. Funtimes! How are you doing?" The blonde guy asked.

"Um, sorry, do I know you?"

"Nice one. Seriously, though, are you ok?"

"Sorry, still don't recognize you." My mind was racing, trying to match up names and faces.

"Seriously dude, you're turning into Captain Buzzkill again." His smile faded.

"Hey, there's something we should tell you…" Wendy started.

Everyone turned to her. She began wringing her hands.

"Robbie didn't just break his bones. He kinda wiped Dipper's memories from the summer they visited. He doesn't remember anyone or anything from that summer."

"Huh. Well, let's start over. My name's Lee, this is my girlfriend, Tambry, and we were friends with your attacker."

"Ok, nice to meet you Lee and Tambry." I shook Lee's hand, and Tambry kept staring at her phone.

"Status update: Visiting poor 15 year old who lost memory because of jerk ex." She announced out loud.

"Does she normally do that?" I whispered to Wendy. She nodded.

"Who are you?" I asked the other boy and the two girls.

"Um, I'm Thompson, and I uh, was friends with Robbie too." He started sweating.

"Oh, Dipper! I'm Candy, and I was the girl of your dreams!" The Asian girl with glasses ran up and kissed me on the cheek.

I was shocked. "Uh…"

"Don't listen to her, Dipper! She is making stuff up. She had a crush on you and you were kinda oblivious." Mabel said, glaring at Candy, who simply shrugged.

"I'm Grenda. My voice is deep, I know. It's a vocal cord disorder. I'm Mabel's friend." The stocky girl said.

I shook her hand, which was very strong, nearly crushing my hand. (Which was wrapped in a cast, remember?!)

"So, what happened to you, Dr. Funtimes?" Lee started.

"Um, Robbie started throwing rocks and baseballs at me because he was jealous that I was hanging with Wendy on the roof. He threw one at my shin and I fell off, breaking my wrist, ankle, and leg. He then started chucking more baseballs and rocks, eventually breaking my ribs and elbow, while creating this huge gash on my forehead, which I guess damaged my memory. At least that's what they said." I gestured to the girls.

"So sorry, bro. Robbie was always a jerk. Anyway, can we sign your casts? I like the randomness of color!" Lee said.

They grabbed sharpies and signed their names on a cast of their choice.

"You know, guys, I've been thinking. Even after my ribs heal, my arms and legs will still be healing, which means you guys have to take care of me. So thanks, for everything you have done and probably will have to do."

"Dude, you like my best friend. There's no way I'm going to let you just sit here in pain, trying to do stuff yourself and disobey the doctor's orders," Soos said. He had taken everyone back to the shack and returned to chat with us.

"Yeah, dude. We are here for you. Always." Wendy said.

"Always means forever," Pacifica sung, and she, Mabel, Soos, and Wendy all laughed.

"What's so funny?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Oh, it happened at this after party. Mabel and I were in a battle for 'Party Queen'. It was the song I sung for karaoke."

"Ok…"

"Bro bro, I will remain your twin for the rest of my life, and it's my duty to take care of you!" Mabel said, saluting me.

I laughed. "Thanks, guys."

"No prob, man. You should probably get some sleep. It'll help you focus in the morning."

I adjusted my pillow and laid back.

"Good night, dude." Soos said.

"Good night, guys."

And with that, they all left me to sleep.

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