Chapter 2 – A fallen Trump

Rey's eyes could barely remain open due to the heavy downpour cascading around her. The skies were filled with ominous dark clouds and the occasional clap of thunder filled her ears. Her water sodden clothes clung to her body as she looked up. Kylo Ren, the monster, and several knights of Ren stood fearlessly in front of her seemingly oblivious to the weather conditions. A knight leapt out in front of her drawing his weapon but a loud crackling noise stopped him in his tracks. A fierce red blade passed through his body with ease and emerged the other side. Rey fell backwards and a moment of recognition flashed before her eyes. She had seen this before, in her force vision when she first touched Luke's lightsaber.

The knight fell to the ground and the remaining knights were still. They showed no emotion towards the death of their comrade.

"Forgive me," Kylo Ren breathed and he began to walk forward.

At that very moment she felt a presence in the force. It was someone she did not recognise but they were approaching- fast. Feeling the presence even closer now, she glanced up. A rapidly moving shape was shielding her from the rain. It was coming down and as it came closer she could see more detail. It was a rather large man with orange skin and odd clothes. She gasped and realised Kylo noticed it to. He looked up as equally mesmerised as her, although there amazement would not last for long.

The man was falling right above her. His blonde hair made him appear almost angelic and his clothes fluttered in the strong winds. Before she could duck away he landed directly on top of her and forced her into the ground. Rey squealed and the knights of Ren just stood there; too in shock to move.

"It's an ambush!" Kylo yelled and he held his lightsaber right towards the strange man. Marching over to him he yanked him off Rey swiftly but not with ease. The man was quite heavy. Kylo pointed his crackling lightsaber towards the man's now mud stained blonde hair. Rey was lying unconscious on the ground.

"I'm going to have to ask you to calm down Sir for I am Donald Trump, leader of planet Earth." Trump declared as he sat up. Kylo stepped back slightly but kept his lightsaber drawn.

"These parts are owned by the First Order. I came here to retrieve something of mine," He glanced over to Rey who was still unmoving. He lowered his lightsaber and looked back over to Trump. "Actually, you've made my job a lot easier. Why are you here Donald?"

Donald Trump stood up quickly and adjusted his suit.

"I have come here because I believe I am force sensitive. I am not from this world. In fact I have come from a completely different universe entirely. In order to completely rule over my people I must learn how to properly use my skills," Trump chanted as he had rehearsed in the mirror several times before. Kylo returned his lightsaber to his hilt and nodded his head slowly.

"You may call me Kylo Ren, I shall take you to the Supreme Leader. He will find you most… intriguing," Kylo answered mechanically due to the helmet masking his voice. A broad grin crept up Donald's face and he clasped his hands together.

"Good." Trump replied. Kylo signalled for his knights to escort the man to his ship whilst he proceeded to Rey. She was still alive but would need medical attention. He hoisted her over his shoulder and returned to his knights who were filing onto the ship. Donald Trump attempted to make small talk with one of the knights but the knight just stared back blankly leaving Donald awkwardly awaiting a response. The ship thrummed to life and took off once Kylo had stepped on board with the girl.

"We're 2 hours away from the Supreme Leader so I suggest you get comfortable," Kylo ordered Trump before disappearing to a separate room with Rey.

The first thing Donald noticed about the First Order base was that it was anything but homely. It had no staff flitting around, no respectful nods of appreciation as he entered a room and no pictures of himself on the walls. Trump felt out of place and began to miss the comfort of Trump Tower.

He was alone with Kylo now as they walked down a long dark corridor. The base was on a cold planet and was a maze of tunnels and rooms hidden underground where The Resistance couldn't find them. Kylo halted outside a large ancient looking door. He raised his hand and moved it in a flowing motion to the right. The door opened obediently and Trump smiled to himself. 'The ladies would love that trick' he smirked. Inside the room widened out into a large dome and in the centre a large chair stood proudly. He would need something like that for his office back home. Kylo walked forwards and got down in one knee in front of the chair. Donald, much to his displeasure, copied.

A blue light flickered for a second before a figure appeared in the chair. Trump gasped at the sight of it. Never before had he seen someone of such grace, such magnificence (other than himself). He found himself lost for words as the figure stared back at him.

Meanwhile the figure felt a small ping inside his chest. It felt almost like a flutter or a vibration. It was something that had not been felt in a very long time. He lowered his gaze down to the strange looking man. His eyes widened as he saw his face. It was the perfect shade of orange. It reminded him of the sunsets he used to watch with his mother when he was a small child. His hair was a soft cloud of yellow. He felt the urge to run his fingers through it.

"Supreme Leader, I believe this person may be of value to you. He is the leader of a planet named Earth. He believes he is force sensitive and wants to refine his power." Kylo recited what he had heard from the man. He was oblivious to the connection the two appeared to be sharing.

Snoke snapped back into reality and he focused on the stranger hungrily.

"What is your name, leader of the planet Earth?" Snoke's voice cracked slightly as he spoke. He took a deep breath shortly after. He needed to get it under control. Donald rose to his feet just as Kylo did and took a deep breath also.

"My name is Donald Trump." Trump called out the figure. Snoke leant back into his chair. His thoughts were racing and he struggled to keep composure around this man.

"Donald Trump…" He liked the way the words rolled off his tongue so he repeated it to himself silently.

"Would you like me to test if he is indeed force sensitive master?" Kylo queried noticing the Supreme leader was distracted.

"Silence boy!" He spat back at him. "I will train him. He shall become my student just as Rey is yours. I trust you managed to retrieve her in one piece?" Snoke finished with his eyes bearing down hard upon Kylo.

Kylo felt himself go hot under the collar as he replied.

"Actually, about that, Supreme Leader… I believe during Donald's descent from the skies he crushed Rey. With medical attention she should make a full recovery." Kylo explained. Snoke laughed to himself quietly and gestured for Kylo to leave.

"I shall visit the base tomorrow to begin training my new pupil," Snoke declared and with that he vanished with a flicker of blue. Kylo turned to leave and Trump sighed before following.