A/N: Thanks for the great reviews! As requested by autumnkitten25, this chapter is about Denmark. Don't worry, guest reviewer, Canada will come next. Review if you liked this!

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"So, now that the meeting's over, should we grab a beer or bother Norway?" Asked Joy as Denmark casually strolled down the street. Disgust shrugged.

"Let's avoid Norway for now, I think he's having another stupid argument with Iceland about Mackerels," she said, wrinkling her nose.

"I thought we liked Mackerels!" Sadness exclaimed. Anger shrugged.

"We do, but we don't like family drama." Sadness grunted in understanding.

"Beer it is!" Shouted Joy, eliciting cheers from the other emotions.

Suddenly, he looked toward the screen.

"Is that... America? No, wait, that's Canada, right?" He asked, staring at the North American nation sprinting across the street in distress.

"Doesn't matter, they're both weird." Disgust replied. The other emotions nodded.

"Hey, look, there's a bar!" Shouted Joy, jumping up and down in excitement.

Once they entered the establishment, Denmark noticed Germany in the corner with a beer in hand, silently fuming over the day's events while his brother spoke animatedly at his side.

"Damn, he needs laxatives," said Disgust, drawing a snort from Anger as Denmark sat down at the counter.

Before he could order anything, he heard a thump from the seat right next to him.

"Hi," said an exhausted looking Norway, slumping over the counter.

"He doesn't look too good," mumbled Disgust. Joy brightened and pressed a few buttons on the controls.

"He just needs to be cheered up," He said, pulling a lever.

"You know, a few minutes ago I saw Canada running across the street for no reason. He was upset about something. It was kind of funny, actually," said Denmark. He was rewarded with a tired glance.

"I'm sure it was."

"It's not working! We should try something else," exclaimed Joy.

"You look tired. Are you okay?" Denmark asked.

"No." Joy frowned.

"Maybe we should leave him alone for now," he said.

"Good plan," mumbled Fear as Norway ordered the strongest thing they had, "he's freaking me out a bit."

A few hours and lots of alcohol changed that, however.

"He doesn't like me! I'm his older brother, he should at least like me a little bit! What did I ever do to him?!" Norway sobbed as Denmark awkwardly patted him on the back.

"I'm sure he likes you! He's your brother!" He said. Disgust grimaced.

"He's never done this before," she murmured, inching away from the screen a little.

"No, he says that my fish taste bad! My fish are the best fish that anyone ever fished! Ever!" Norway beat his fist on the table, drawing a few concerned looks from other customers.

"I think he's had enough," said Joy, making Denmark grab Norway's drink away from him.

"You have a very close relationship with your brother, I'm sure he didn't mean what he said," Denmark pleaded, helping Norway off his stool.

"He didn't say anything. I could see it. In his eyes!" He hissed, staring off into space.

The conversation continued like this until they got to Norway's hotel room.

"... And he said that he's not a kid! Of course he's a kid! He's just a little island out in the middle of the Atlantic that needs protection!" Norway slurred.

"No, he doesn't. You need sleep, whether or not you're drunk. I know this isn't about Icey, you just need to relax. Go to sleep." Denmark ushered his woozy friend into bed.

"Wait," said Sadness once they had shut the door, "I just realized something. Because of him, we didn't even get to get drunk!" This elicited a groan from the other emotions as Denmark made his way to his hotel room.

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A/N: No, I don't think that Iceland hates Norway. Nor do I think that Norway regularly gets shit-faced to whine about Iceland. I think that something stressed him out, he neglected sleep, he had an argument that upset him, and when he was wasted he blamed his bad feelings on Iceland. Maybe it was the meeting, maybe something happened, either way he got really stressed and sleep-deprived.

Also, I'm getting a lot of requests to do a bunch of different nations. I won't ignore any of them, I'll just write them in the order I receive them. Thank you so much for reading!

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, please review!