Hello it's Phantom Plasma Dragon here with the 5th chapter of Naruto the Demonic Pokegirl. This is just a filler chapter or a little chapter to let you guys and girls think over who you want Astrid to face in the finals

Lucy "Someone asked if the girls she gets become Pokegirls. The answer is yes as she'd transform them into pokegirls. Like for instance she would transform Tsume or Hana into hounds or Dire Wolves. Ino would be a Alaka-Wham, Tayuya would be a Succubus, Tsunade would be Milktit and Anko would be a Seduca!"

"What dwells within the human mind, is darkness, with small pockets of bubbling light. This hides away the parts that leaves us as undesirable!"-Ten Tailed Jackal Of Doom

Chapter 5; Fuck the Civilian and Elder Councils!

Two days later and Astrid had finished reading most of the books in her library already and was starting to miss the wonderful taste of the ramen made by the Ichiraku ramen stand. She had of course been cooking her own food and training for the last two days. She had after discovering the secret to the Shadow Clone Jutsu had created 200,000 clones right then and since that moment had them working on her jutsu, creating new jutsu and even on the sword style she was trying to create. She had also enjoyed her hot tub to the max and had relaxed in it after training or just when she was reading. Right now she was putting on one of the kimono's Isabella had put in her closet. This kimono was dark gold with earthy brown tones taking the form of trees. The back of the kimono had the kanji for princess on it in bright teal. Under this kimono Astrid had a pair of shorts and a bra on. Attached to her hip was Shira and behind it was a seal containing about 30 kunai. She shaking her head then put her hair in a loose ponytail and tied the headband around her forehead. She once done with her preparations sighed and walked out the door to her home. She harmlessly passing through the many illusions keeping her place hidden soon found herself walking amongst the citizens of konoha. It didn't take long for people to start noticing her and she noticed how the ninja in the crowd turned 4 shades whiter while the civilians did what they normally did. She was a little curious about the ninja's reactions, but didn't care enough to find out, plus she didn't really feel like dealing with the idiotic civilians. She closing her eyes shocked everyone, when she vanished in the blink of an eye. She appearing again was now halfway down the street. She not even opening her eyes did it once again appearing further away. One of the ninja standing where she had first shown up at turned to one of his comrades and said "Go alert hokage-sama that Kazama Astrid has appeared."

The ninja nodding vanished in the classic leaf shushin. Astrid appearing in front of the Ramen stand finally opened her eyes. Smiling softly she walked into her favorite stand and her smile tripled in size spotting Ayame Ichiraku and Teuchi Ichiraku the father daughter pair that had been running this stand for as long as she could remember, and considering that she had an eidetic memory, well you get the point. She taking a seat in a chair waited for Ayame to serve her. Ayame walking over to her looked both sad and pissed at the same time. This made Astrid tilt her head and ask "What's wrong Ayame?"

Ayame ignoring that Astrid had said her name without her giving it said "I'm pissed that the 4th and his wife were alive this entire time and left Naruto-kun here to fend for himself. The fucking bastard and bitch. I'm sad that Naruto-kun was wearing a mask this entire time and now I have no clue if he really likes me or not."

Astrid hearing this giggled softly and said "Ayame-chan even wearing that abominable mask, I liked you, and now that I'm free from that mask I like you even more."

Ayame blinking finally looked at the person she was talking too. Her face lit up like a bonfire on a black beach. She grabbing Astrid pulled the teal haired girl into a nearly smothering hug. Astrid being able to feel Ayame's ample breast pressed to her face was blushing so red Kurama's fur would look dull compared to it. Ayame ecstatic that Astrid really liked her behind the mask, was happily trying to hug the life out of Astrid. Teuchi chuckling said "Ayame she needs to breathe."

Ayame hearing her father squeaked and let Astrid go, who was beat red and looking everywhere but Ayame. She coughing said "I'd like 4 bowls of Miso ramen please."

Ayame now blushing herself nodded and said "Coming right up Astrid-chan."

She then blurred to the kitchen to start cooking the order, leaving a chuckling Teuchi behind. He turning to look at her asked "So you're a princess now?"

Astrid loosing her blush was about to nod, when several chunin walked in. Blinking she wondered what was going on when one of them looking at her said "Naruto Uzumaki your presence has been requested in the council chambers."

Astrid hearing this blinked and Teuchi shivered when her white eyes became frigid glaciers. She with a ice cold voice said "Naruto Uzumaki doesn't exist and Astrid Kazama is not going anywhere."

One of the chunin walking towards her with a snarl on his face went to grab Astrid. He touching her arm said "You're coming you little demon and there is nothing you can do about it."

Astrid suddenly snarled and everyone blinked for a second. Eyes widened when the man's body literally exploded into particles. Astrid allowing her tomoe to appear glared at the chunin and snarled out "Don't you fucking touch me, filthy ningen!"

A female chunin that had been dating the one that had just exploded snarled and dashed towards Astrid ignoring the cries of her comrades. She got within an inch of Astrid when everything went from being red to black. The reason why? Well she had been sliced into millions of pieces. The lead chunin with wide eyes was shocked as he hadn't even seen Astrid move, let alone reveal any weapons behind the kimono she was wearing. Astrid now furious unleashed her killing intent, bringing all of konoha down to it's knees. The now 4 chunin the focus of the killing intent were witnessing their gruesome deaths in many ways, all done by Astrid. Astrid standing to her feet growled out "Filthy ningen!"

The chunin were now shitting their pants as the feeling of utter hopelessness hanging over them was enormous. Suddenly several anbu appeared, along with Sarutobi who was dressed in his battle gear. Sarutobi looking Astrid dead in the eyes asked "What the hell is going on here?"

Astrid letting her snarl fade away and her killing intent vanish said "The filthy ningen known as the council of konoha has called me to the council chambers."

Sarutobi hearing this and ignoring that Astrid had just said filthy ningen narrowed his eyes and said "I have not called a council meeting."

Astrid giving him a blank look said "That's because the filthy ningen known as the elders called it and most likely forgot to inform the shinobi council of the meeting."

He hearing this growled and turned to his anbu. He with rage burning in his eyes said "Tell the shinobi council to get to the council chambers now."

The anbu nodding vanished to do as the Hokage had said. He turning to her asked "Can you please come with me to the council chambers Astrid?"

She nodding snapped her fingers and everyone blinked when a crown made of golden bones appeared on her head. She taking it off of her head, glared at it and snapped her fingers again. Everyone blinked when the crown gained a thick pair of horns and a very large jade green jewel in the middle of it. Astrid smiling then slipped the crown back on her head and said "My crown is to be worn whenever in the presence of foolish, idiotic, ignorant and filthy ningen."

Hiruzen finally hearing her say ningen blinked and asked "Why are you just putting on your crown then?"

She smiling at him said "Because I wasn't in the presence of any filthy ningen. I was sitting in my favorite eating establishment, with my second favorite old man and my, I mean Ayame."

Hiruzen hearing this asked "Am I filthy ningen?"

She shaking her head said "Of course not. You're my favorite old man and I consider you my grandfather."

He couldn't help smile hearing this. He then said "Well you're my favorite grandchild."

Astrid giggling said "Of course I am. After all I have secured you a first class trip to heaven away from any paperwork and surrounded by sexy women, of course with your wife being the number one sexy women."

Sarutobi hearing this gained wide eyes and suddenly started to giggle like a certain white haired pervert we all know and love. Astrid giggling at how perverted the old man was being asked "Are we going to the council chambers or not?"

Sarutobi shaking his head got dead serious and said "Yes follow me Astrid and we will see what the council wants."

30 minutes later and Astrid was now standing in the council chambers, her crown on her head and her eyes void of any emotion. Standing all around her was the council, with the civilian council of course sending glares at her, while the elders had the same look she had on her face. Hiruzen and the shinobi side of the council all were sending heated glares at the elders and civilians. Astrid blinked when the council doors opened. She turning her head scowled spotting Minato and Kushina walking into the room along with Naruko and Jiraiya. She shaking her head let her scowl drop and went back to being impassive. Hiruzen once everyone was there coughed and asked "Now just what is this council meeting about?"

One of the civilians shooting up quickly screeched "WE DEMAND THAT LITTLE DEMON GIVE SASUKE-KUN WHAT SHE OBVIOUSLY STOLE FROM HIM!"

Astrid rolling her eyes crossed her fingers and whispered "Dokuton; Shiore u~irō jutsu!(Poison Release; Wilting Willow Jutsu)

The civilian that had screeched suddenly dropped where he stood, quickly turning a sickly green color, before to the shock of everyone in the room the man transformed into a wilting willow. All eyes moved to her and Hiruzen asked "How?"

She snorting said "The Kazama clan has full access to every bloodline including the Sharingan and the legendary Rinnegan. My mother Isabella Kazama can create an entire army of demons with her Oniton and my other mother Rachael Kazama can literally turn anything into a skeleton with just a touch of her Shiton. My aunt Aurora Kazama can breath new life into anything with her Raifuton and can create an army of angels with her Tenshiton."

Everyone hearing this had wide eyes and a civilian quickly stood up and said "WE DEMAND THAT THIS DEMON BE MARRIED OFF TO SASUKE-KUN!"

Astrid rolling her eyes once more closed her hand and whispered "Konchuton; Man sasu hachi jutsu!"(Insect Release; 10,00 stinging wasp jutsu)

Everyone gained wide eyes when the woman started to scream out in intense pain as her body was quickly covered in exactly 10,000 very large wasp. When the wasp cleared everyone flinched as where the woman had been was a pulsing, oozing swollen lump. Hiruzen turning to look at her asked "As the heir of the Kazama clan, how many bloodlines do you have?"

Astrid blinking asked "Do you mean unlocked or in general?"

He answered with "Both."

She nodding said "I have unlocked 13 out of 50 of my potential bloodlines at this time. Later on I will most likely have full access to the bloodline spectrum and have my own unique bloodline."

All eyes were once again wide hearing this. Tsume shaking asked "Are any of these bloodlines known?"

Astrid turning to her, looked Tsume over twice and said "Yes Tsume-chan. 11 of them are well known."

Jiraiya asked "Will you tell us them?"

She turning her eyes on him sneered and said "I will not tell you anything toad."

Everyone blinked hearing the open hostility in her voice. Hiruzen asked "Will you be willing to tell your favorite old man a few of them?"

She turning to him nodded and said "I will tell you 6 of them. I have the Sharingan in all of it's forms, the Mokuton, the Hyoton, the Byakugan, the Shikotsumyaku, and the Bakuton."

Every single shinobi hearing this nearly shit a brick, as with those six alone she was a full blown powerhouse. She shaking her head said "My Mokuton has been evolved or mutated by my Hyoton, Shikotsumyaku and the Bakuton. Instead of creating normal trees and plants I can now create frozen trees, exploding flowers, bone trees and any other combination. My Byakugan unlike that of the Hyuga clan has no blind spot and if I train it enough will most likely evolve into a new form of the Byakugan."

The civilians hearing this were practically foaming at the mouth and the elders were finally showing something in their faces. Pure greed could be seen on their faces, with Danzo having it the worst. Hiruzen swallowing the lump in his throat asked "How do you feel about the CRA?"

Rolling her eyes she said "Old man I'm not being someone's breeding factory, and I am still very much attracted to females."

One of the civilians hearing this shot up and screeched "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU SAY DEMON! YOU CAN'T REPRODUCE WITH ANOTHER WOMAN SO YOU WILL BE GIVEN TO SASUKE-KUN AND BARE HIS CHILDREN WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE!"

Astrid hearing this rolled her eyes and pointed at the woman. She then said loudly for everyone to hear "Chiton; Vampiric Restoration Jutsu!"

All eyes nearly popped out of their heads when every single drop of blood in the woman's body literally pulled itself from her mouth, nose ears and eyes. The woman then dropped to the ground lifeless. Hiruzen with a very green face asked "What in the nine hells was that?"

Astrid smiling at him said "The Chiton otherwise known as Blood release. I simply ordered the blood in her body to exit said body."

Everyone blanched hearing this and Tsume asked "You can control the blood in people's bodies?"

Astrid said "People, animals, anything really just as long it has blood pumping through it's body. I can only use the Chiton 5 times daily so."

Everyone let out a sigh of relief. Hiruzen said "The dead woman did present a good point Astrid you can't reproduce with another woman."

She smirking said "Oh but I can old man. You see my mother Rachael informed me that I was nearly dead due to the actions of Orochimaru and 3 animals in the forest of death. My other mother Isabella Kazama being the goddess of demons had a few billion syringes with stuff to help bring me back from the brink. Rachael made the observation that most of them would have killed me in my near death state, so Isabella picked a race of creatures known as Pokegirls. Now I had no clue what a Pokegirl was until my aunt dropped off a book about them. So a pokegirl is a female creature with special powers, an impressive libido, and a natural psychology to submit to a "master." Some were human females who have undergone Threshold and transformed. All pokegirls have some sort of special ability, if not looks, that separate them from normal females. Pokegirls were originally created by Sukebe as super-soldiers, sexual partners, and servants. During the war against Sukebe, some people found that they could make pokegirls loyal to a single person and this knowledge spread. A person who did this was called a Tamer. Pokegirls now act as a human's friend/slave/partner/whatever. There are two categories of pokegirls, Domestic and Feralborn. Feralborn pokegirls are birthed, usually by parthenogenesis, by pokegirls who have themselves gone Feral. Since they spend their formative years living like wild beasts, they are very animalistic in thought and possess strong powers. Domestic pokegirls are ones that were either born in a Breeder's farm or were a human female that underwent Threshold. Domestic pokegirls normally have less power than a Feralborn one, but will possess more intelligence. It is possible to increase a Feralborn pokegirl's intelligence, but most Tamers consider this is a waste of time when they could be enhancing their combative skills. All pokegirls have a lifespan equal to that of humans, save those with the Longevity enhancement. Pokegirls with the Longevity enhancement can live for centuries. They undergo their first puberty normally, but only undergo their second one when they reach middle age for them, which can take hundreds of years. Pokegirls all have strong desires to have sex, to a greater or lesser degree depending on the specific type of pokegirl, but these hormones only kick in during their first puberty, which happens around the same time a human girl would undergo maturity. Pokegirls are infertile as far as normal reproduction goes, being able to bear young only from parthenogenesis."

The people in the room all had wide eyes and were wondering what this had to do with her being able to reproduce with other females when she continued with

"There are several categories of pokegirl which describe what abilities they have or what their general attitude is like. One of said creatures that my mother used to rebuild me technically speaking was the Wasp Queen. Now let me tell you about the Wasp Queen. You see Wasp Queens have no womb. Their reproductive system is modified and resembles a blend of human and insect. This breed of pokegirl is able to begin embryos, though lacking a womb, they must place the embryos into another pokegirl or human woman for gestation. Their vagina's are completely forward facing, much like those of the naga line. This positioning allows them to use their specialized reproductive tract to impregnate other females. This poisonous pokegirl breed has a modified phallic ovipositor which can extend out of their bodies and act as a pseudopenis. Utilizing poisonous coat to have this appendage coated in lust and painkiller venoms, the breed is able to implant their own embryos into other females' wombs. This means that I wouldn't really need a male partner as all I have to do is use the traits I gained from the Wasp Queen and impregnate my lover. If that didn't work my mother used another unique pokegirl for my rebirth. It's name is Dildo Queen. You see Dildoqueens are classified as a Very Near Human breed of Pokégirl, being unmistakeable from very beautiful human females until they get aroused. They are perfectly at ease with their bodies and make sure to take good care of themselves, even when feral. They prefer to wear clothes that enhance both their feminine beauty and sensual appearance. Not surprisingly, Dildoqueens are extremely good at seducing people. Once one does get aroused, however, it becomes very obvious what she really is- a hermaphrodite with a rather prominent and fully-functional penis, the breed's identifying feature. Some Dildoqueens have testes as well, and no vagina, making it impossible for them to get pregnant. Even Dildoqueens without testes (and with a vagina) can ejaculate large amounts of semen, through mechanisms even they don't understand. So I can and will impregnate my FEMALE lovers."

Every single jaw was scraping the ground and some of the females had passed out hearing this. Hiruzen with sweat pouring down his forehead asked "Would you like to participate in the male side of the CRA?"

Astrid darting her eyes to Tsume giggling like Jiraiya would if he was at a bathhouse and said "I'm fine with that, just as long as the idiotic civilian and elder council don't try to interfere in my love life."

One civilian hearing her call them idiotic snarled and shouted "YOU LITTLE DEMON YOU WILL PAY US THE RESPECT WE DESERVE RIGHT NOW OR ELSE!"

Everyone gained wide eyes when Astrid vanished from view along with the man. The man's lifeless body the dropped to the ground and his neck could be seen with blood on it. All eyes moved from where the body dropped and Astrid could be seen standing there with a layer of blood acting as lip gloss. She with glowing eyes asked "Does anyone else want to threaten me or call me a demon, because I'd be glad to end your filthy unimportant ningen lives."

Hiruzen quickly shaking his head said "No, everyone besides myself and Tsume will keep their mouths shut."

Astrid nodding smiled at him and asked "So how many wives will I need?"

Tsume blinking asked "How many do you want?"

Astrid hearing this question once again started to giggle like Jiraiya and everyone could see some blood dripping out of her nose. She shaking her head coughed and said "My compound or palace can comfortably house 30 families of 4, 10 groups of 11 pets and 150 servants, concubines or otherwise named people."

All eyes turned into circles hearing this and Sarutobi asked "How big is your compound?"

Astrid eye smiling said "My compound now takes up a majority or the red light district and can only be reached by people I completely trust, otherwise anyone who tries to reach it will be trapped in a numerous amount of illusion rivaling the power of the Tsukuyomi of the Uchiha clan."

Everyone flinched hearing this as the Tsukuyomi was deadly. Hiruzen shaking his head said "Alright then. You will need 60 wives by the time you are 16."

Astrid hearing this started to giggle again and said "I accept old man. Bye!"

She then shocked everyone when she vanished in a whisper of wind. Tsume licking her suddenly dry lips asked "Am I the only one who thought that was hot?"

Kushina and Naruko with healthy blushes on their faces shook their heads no and said "That was so hot."

Hiruzen sweat dropping said "This meeting is dismissed."

Everyone then left the room with the civilians scheming on how to get their daughters into the Kazama family or how to manipulate Astrid for their needs.

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