6. When living with Sherlock you can never have any sort of romantic relationship.
Examples:
Jeanette:
"BORING! I mean come on john ... have you seen her, still attached to her ex boyfriend, quite clearly using you to make him jealous. Lied about her age, quite clearly 43 not 39 as she would have you believe..."
" Have fun with your boyfriend John" She screamed and stormed out the flat.
"SHERLOCK!"
Grace:
" Grace this is my flat mate Sherlock, Sherlock this is Grace"
" Hello Sherlock" She said in a seductive voice. I stared at her with a shocked expression, Was she flirting with Sherlock?
" leave, I don't like people so what makes you think I'll Like you?" he spat at her , smirking as she spluttered before storming out.
"SHERLOCK!"
Alice:
" She's cheating on you John" He said.
" What?" I exclaimed
" WELL YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH HIM!" she screeched
" I'M NOT GAY!" I shouted back at her
She left but not before smashing a plant pot ( soaked in bleach as another experiment)
" NOO my plant pot!" Sherlock said before storming to his room and slamming the door.
I Just blinked
What the hell just happened?
7. He can't cook to save his life.
I was reading by the fireplace in a cozy Jumper ( one of the ones I have left ) when I heard multiple crashes and colourful swear words.
He jumped up and ran into the kitchen before promptly bursting out laughing, there covered head to toe in flour and sugar and scowling at a recipe book.
he brushed past him, the scowl permanently fixed on his face and muttering;
" Happy Birthday John" I just laughed ( NOT GIGGLED ) harder.
8. He WILL use your laptop
so I walked in the other day rduihggggnvjdfghj
I don't know why John is writing this but I need to look up a certain type of acid so Ta-Ta!
9. He WILL steal things from you.
8 was a prime example of that but here is a list of other things he has stolen from me;
Jumpers
Jam
Tea
Laptops
Money
Privacy
A social life
10. you will have to drop everything to chase criminals with him.
It doesn't matter where you are or what time it is he will drag you along to chase a criminal even if you are still in your pajamas ( which isn't very threatening when you are trying to intimidate them ) so if you value your Job make sure Sherlock and your employer get along, but unfortunately mine doesn't.