The Chronicles Of Klub Ice: The Awakening

by Minecraftpsyco99

You thought it went away, didn't you? YOU WERE WRONG! KLUB ICE ALWAYS COMES BACK JAH! Meet, Rolf, a simple man put in a cell. Then Brainwashed to live in a Klub of UNCEY UNCE and UNCCEEEE. Unce. (Note: This is A Remake of The Chronicles Of Klub Ice!) (Srry, for the short Prologue, BTW, actually chapters should be longer!) UNCEY UNCEY UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE

2. Butts And Bacon

"AW JAH!" I said. "UNCEY UNCEY UNUNUNCE!"

"SLAGATHOR,JAH!" Said Slagathor!
"I vant to go take a shower!" Said Vienerscitnzel.

"NO! WE MUST KEEP PAHTING! ALWAYS PAHTEE!" Said Bruno.

"SLAGATHOR, JAH!"

"Is that really all he can say?" I asked, looking at Slagathor.

"Actually, that vas me." Said Agustus.

A pounding resounded throughout the Klub.

"Vat vas that?" Olaf asked.

"It sounded like the doors were being opened." Said Bruno.

"But everybody's here, even Kyle!" Said Vinersctinzel

"Please, can you guys just tell me what's going on?" Asked Kyle.

"WE ARE THE BUTT KNIGHTS!" Called out a screeching voice from above, as two men, well, maybe one was a girl, descended from the heavens above.

"Vait! That one looks just like Slagathor!" I said.

"JAH!" Said Slagathor.

"And vat girl looks just like me!" Said Vinersctinzel. "But prettier!"
"Don't even think about it!" The Girl Vinersctinzel said, in a high pitched voice.

"WE ARE THE BUTT KNIGHTS AND WE HAVE COME TO RECLAIM OUR CASTLE, YES!" Slagathor #2 said.

"Your castle?" Stephano said. " YOUR castle?"
"YES! OUR CASTLE!"
"Vis is and allvays has been Klub Ice!" Bruno said.

"I COMMAND THAT YOU HAND OVER BUTTBUTTMCBUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT CASTLE, OR I, SIR MCBUTTBUTTBUTTMCBUTTBUTTSON THE THIRD AND MY FRIEND SIR MCBUTTBUTTBUTTBUTTSONBUTTERBUTT WILL TAKE IT BY FORCE!"
"Wait, Butter?" I head Agustus mutter, then he shook his head."BUT VIS IS KLUB ICE! JAH!"
"NO IT ISN'T!"
"Ves it is!"

"ISN'T"

"Is!"
"ISN'T"
"Is!"

"ISN'T!"

"SLAGATHOR, JAH!"

"AHAHAHAHAhhahahAHHAHhahaA" Said another voice from above.

Everyone went silent.

"Finally, what does a bacon have to do get some room to talk around here?" Baconman said. "Me and my Breakfast Brigade, which I am the best and most handsome of, have come here looking for the golden skillet!"

"And toasters!" Added Hashbrown Hank.

"Oh and yeah, the toaster too."
"Vait," I said. "Is that a giant talking piece of bacon?"
"AND HASHBROWNS!" Hashbrown Hank said.

"And Pancakes!" Pancake Pal added.

"WAFFLES!" Waffle Woman also added.

"APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE!" Apple added.

"Um, what's he doing here?" Bacon Man asked.

"APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE!"
"He saids he's parts of a completes breakfasts." Hashbrown Hank translated.

"Vokay? How vill ve handle this madness?" Bruno asked.