11. Sherlock is VERY childish.
" Johhnnn give it bacck!" He whined
" NO Sherlock, you are not melting bullets with hydrochloric acid!" I said firmly, he would NOT win this time!
" Butt Jooohnn I'm borredd. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."
* sigh *
" NO!" I said and went downstairs asking Mrs. Hudson to make sure Sherlock didn't steal it back.
" Fine, be like that" he grumbled before dramatically throwing himself on the couch and curling up in a ball.
" Oh come on don't sulk!"
...
" Sherlock!"
...
" Do you want any tea?"
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" OH FOR GODS SAKE!"
...
" Silent treatment, really Sherlock, how childish can you get?"
My questioned was answered with a pillow thrown at my face.
" Oh, It's on!"
One hour later
" Sorry Mrs. Hudson" I said
" Won't happen again" Sherlock added
"Sorry for fighting with pillows" I said again
" We realize our actions" Sherlock lied
" We will clean it up we promise" I appeased her
" WAIT WHAT!" Sherlock shouted in disbelief
"Sherlock" I warned
" We'll clean it up." Sherlock grumbled
I ended up cleaning it up.
12. Don't trust Sherlock on his own.
I left Sherlock alone for the weekend whilst I was at a medical conference.
Never have I regretted anything more.
I arrived back wanting nothing more than a cozy jumper, a nice cup of tea and some jam on toast.
But noooooooo.
The walls were almost nonexistent, experiments covered every single bloody surface.
" SHERLOCK!"
"ah hello John, can I have some tea?"
And with that line the famous Watson rage showed
Never had Sherlock regretted anything more
13. Drugs busts.
" Even this place is contaminated!"
" What like your brain?"
" No like crime scenes!"
"Crime scenes? You must not be a good forensic expert if you contaminate crime scenes then."
" YOU contaminate them!"
" Me? I'm not the forensic expert"
" Exactly!"
" Yes exactly, you are failing at your job if you can't prevent the person who solve YOUR crimes from entering."
" You don't solve the crimes!"
"Oh really, who's the murderer then?"
" umm"
" That's what I thought."
I just left them to bickering, it's never good to interrupt Sherlock insulting Anderson.
14. Never let Sherlock go for a TV interview.
" So Mr. Holmes, why do you solve crimes, especially involving murder?"
" Murders are fun"
* cue face palm *
" Oh... erm well, why do you help the police?"
" They're idiots"
* cue holding back Lestrade *
" why do you do your own cases?"
" Because there aren't enough murders"
* sigh *
" this is wasting my time, come on john we've got a murderer to catch!"
* cue hauling myself out of my chair and running after the idiot.*
15. He can't make tea.
We have gone through 21 kettles, 20 bloody 1 !
When he first tried to make tea he put the tea bags in the kettle, resulting in victim number one.
other times he forgot he put experiments in the kettles, resulting in boiled toes. EW.
The boiled toes still make me shudder.
He has blown up about five and gave one to his homeless network because he didn't have any money on him, but he did have a kettle!
WHY GOD WHY?
Because every time a kettle dies, John Watson dies a little bit too.