16. NEVER offend the bees.
" Seriously Sherlock it was just a bee." I said watching my sulking flat mate curled up on the sofa, all of this just because I squished a bee.
" Just a bee" he said and gave a almost sadistic chuckle " It is not JUST a bee!" he shouted and I flinched when he jumped up and loomed over me.
I spent the next four hours completely zoned out occasionally hearing Sherlock go;
" And the queen bee..."
" HONEY!"
" Buzz Buzz"
17. Suits, lots and lots of suits.
I can confidently say that I have never seen Sherlock wear casual clothes.
Except that one time he wore a sheet to Buckingham Palace, but that doesn't really count.
But he goes everywhere in a suit;
Crime scenes.
The living room.
Mrs. Hudson's.
To bed.
The morgue.
A bee farm.
In the bloody shower ( Long story; in summary I thought he was at his beloved morgue)
A swimming pool ( let's just say that in 'the great game' so named on my blog, we didn't leave straight away because Sherlock wanted to go for a swim.)
18. EVERYTHING WRONG ABOUT JOHN! - SH
He doesn't listen, EVER. Sherlock get off my bloody computer!
He never makes me tea. that's a lie and you know it!
He blames everything on ME of all people. Everything IS your fault...
LIESS ALL LIES! CONSPIRACYY
apologies I did say Sherlock stole my things.
19. he puts on this really whiny voice and calls me Jawn when he wants something.
Examples:
" Jawnn I want tea"
" But murderrr Jawn"
" JAWNN!"
20. Sherlock support group.
The Sherlock support group consists of me and Lestrade, at a pub, every Friday night.
" Sooo er I found a head in the fridge yesterday..."
" Ohh god, he destroyed the forensic department and left a note saying, Its all useless anyway."
" I need a beer"
" I need something stronger, he's got onto pickling eyeballs."
Lestrade rushed to the bathroom and promptly vomited and it wasn't because of the alcohol.