21. Sherlock wears rollers/curlers.
I laughed for around a hour when I walked in on him.
I had pushed open his door saying " Hey Sherlock, these kidnapp-" I stopped in my tracks.
There sat up, eyes wide was Sherlock Holmes, the self proclaimed sociopath, with pink and yellow curlers in his hair.
I blinked. Once. Twice. maybe three times.
And I burst out laughing.
" JOHN stop, it's not funny! John..." he shouted
"oh it is" I laughed ( NOT GIGGLED)
But then he threw such a temper tantrum, stomping about and promptly ignoring me I ended up apologizing and always promising to knock on the door.
22. Sherlock is afraid of spiders
John...-SH
What Sherlock? -JW
Come home...now -SH
HLEP MEEE-SH
There's a spider in the bathroom again, isn't there?-JW
Yes-SH
I'll be home in 5 - JW
23. Sherlock can play a really good woman... really
Ok I'm all sure you want to know how I know...
I-I-I
"oh just get it out john "
" SHUT-UP Sherlock"
I bloody FLIRTED with him okay! happy now?
It all started like this:
I saw a woman, long dark hair, pale complexion, ruby red lips and striking pale blue eyes.
I was instantly attracted.
I walked over to her and instantly put my hand out saying "Hi, John Watson"
I gave her the sexiest look I could muster
She turned around in the stool and struck out a perfectly manicured hand. (Red nail varnish and everything)
" Ah John, want to catch a murderer" she replied in a deep baritone voice.
My eyes widened.
" Sh- She-Sherlock!" I stammered my cheeks flaming bright red.
He smirked in reply before brushing past me and kicking a criminal in the balls with a black stiletto heel.
24. he stole my JAM!
* sniff * today I lost one of the most important things in my life ( the other being tea )
I lost my Tesco finest raspberry jam.
IN AN EXPERIMENT!
The jam was always there for me and the fact it was so cruelly ripped away from me was teapot breaking.
At least it will be at peace now along with all my precious jumpers.
* tears streaming down face *
I will miss you so so so much jam!
I should have told you how much I loved you
But I was stupid... so so stupid
goodbye Tesco's finest raspberry jam
but don't worry, I will ALWAYS replace you.
25. The curlers aren't the end of it
Sherlock owns:
foundation
curlers
hair extensions
mascara
lipstick
eye shadow
nail varnish
nail varnish remover
blusher
bronzer
eye liner
fake breasts
bras
panties
a thong (shudder)
stilettos
tights
dresses
fake nails
a handbag
face cream
perfume
and a lot more.