26. let's do the time warp again...

It was a truly scarring event,

Me, Anderson, Donovan and Lestrade will never recover.

It was the yards annual Christmas party.

and they played the time warp.

and Sherlock was drunk.

I'll let you think about that for a second.

ok just imagine Sherlock stumbling about and dancing along on his own, no one else on the dance floor.

it's just a jump to the left

stumbled to the left

and then a step to the right

stumbled to the right

put your hands on your hips

he put his hands on his hips

and bring your knees in tight

turns out Sherlock can actually dance when drunk

it also turns out that Lestrade filmed it and sent it to Mycroft to use as blackmail

27. cab snuggles

it was a grueling week filled with chasing murderers who then turned out to be an old men knitting club because who's to say that men can't knit too? and then proceeding to run in the other direction after spilling their wool everywhere.

Sherlock hadn't slept at all (as usual)

When we finally hailed a taxi using Sherlock's taxi super powers all I felt was relief.

But my relief didn't last long.

because around half way through our ride home he slumped onto my shoulder

" Sherlock?" I said in a panic.

my reply was a light snore.

I was astonished, Sherlock fell asleep without me attempting to drug him then failing miserably so I'd ring Anderson because he was apparently so boring that he sent the detective to sleep.

I smiled but I tensed when he actually snuggled into my jumper covered shoulder.

28. Being kidnapped by 'mummy'

When a pink mini rolled up and I was told to get in the car on the request of M. Holmes I thought Mycroft had finally lost it.

I didn't think the 'M' stood for mummy

I was led out the car by a man in a shiny suit.

and into what I can confidentially say was a room that was a place that clearly held a Barbie massacre.

A woman dressed in a purple dress stood in the centre of the kaleidoscope room.

" Hello john dear, do tell me how my dear sherly and mikey are."

29. A real Barbie massacre

I stepped into the flat and saw the living room covered in hundreds and hundreds of barbie dolls each and every one resembling a murder victim.

Sherlock had ruined my childhood

because let's face it guys we all know how bad ass Barbie dolls I mean have you seen the Princess and the Pauper?

30. Sherlock's guilty pleasure (Guaranteed to buy his forgiveness)

Putting on the sound of music.

Yes that's right, Sherlock has a weakness for musicals.

yep you name it;

seven brides for seven brothers

wizard of oz

Mary poppins

ALL of them.