Hey guys and dolls, I was extremely tempted to create this chapter as angsty and feelsy as possible... but I realized that I'm not mean to fictional characters (Don't say a word Lydia Kathryn Barrett, Carmel Rose McDermott, Jess I don't know your middle name Johnston, Charley-Ann Audrey Latham and Beth Bloody Cook!) so I just decided to carry on as normal ( Pffftt, I'm not normal )

A few of these tips will be inspired by songs and I suggest you listen to them to get the full picture!

One last thing, Thank you for all the wonderful and supportive reviews that have kept this fan fiction alive and up and running!

Toodle pip.

-iamnemesis

31.I fought the Law and the Law won! This tip inspired by I Fought the Law by The Clash.

The law meaning Mycroft...

*Cue awesome guitar solo*

I needed money because I had none.

and I lost my girlfriend and Sherlock was being childish.

this was the weekend I ended up feeding Sherlock soup whilst sitting on his lap ... Hehe * Blushes*

So I ended up fighting Mycroft and Mycroft won.

He agreed to Give me money If I beat him in a cake eating contest

By now I wasn't even surprised

but by god, can Mycroft eat cake.

It was actually impressive

he was able to eat the quantity of a extremely sickly wedding cake in half an hour

I could only manage a quarter.

When I got home Sherlock deduced me and said

" Don't worry John he only won because he had practice" and then he snickered darkly and handed me a wad of cash without a word and then said

" You could of asked me John, in fact I'm offended you went to my brother instead of me..."

He then promptly stormed off

I just blinked in shock.

32. The condescending look.

Both him and Mycroft have the same look.

You'll say something stupid

and they'll tilt their head raise their eyebrows and widen their eyes in pity,

not a I'm so sorry pity look but a I feel genuinely sorry for you all around stupidity, little peasant pity look

then there lips will twitch once before either of them launches into some sort of blackmail.

33. It's the curlers that we choose! This tip inspired by 19-2000 (Soulchild remix) by Gorillaz

Sherlock was torn between his normal brightly coloured curlers and a curling iron. I couldn't believe I was standing in a random beauty shop whilst Sherlock bought hair products

he reached over to the pink and yellow curlers

There you go! I thought but I saw him hesitate
"Get the cool!" I blurted out before tutting him when he stood back:
"na na na na na na na"
"Get the cool curlers!" I finished my small but affective rant

I smiled proudly to myself as we left with the curlers.

34. Sherlock can't admit being ill.

I tried to push the tablets towards Sherlock once again but my hand was batted away weakly

" I'm not sick John" Sherlock said with snot dribbling from his nose

John just grimaced and swooped down quickly and wiped Sherlocks red nose

He gave me a death glare which could end all Mycrofts

so I did the stupidest thing I'd ever done

I made fun of him

" Ooh, Rudolph's getting fiesty!" I jested and giggled.

He was in a strop for a month.

A BLOODY MONTH!

35. valentine's day

Sherlock's favorite day was valentine's day.

Why? I hear you say.

The valentines murders he'd say.

Granted, on valentine's day it was a bloodbath.

but he would always be extra nice to me on that day, even thought were not a couple!

I wish people would stop assuming.

it's bloody annoying.

so stop it!

tut tut, baddd fan girls

but he would always have one less body part in the fridge and he would even ask for tea instead of demanding it.

I think he likes to show he cares

and then the valentines murder shows up and all you can think is:

aaaaaand he's back!