Hey guys and dolls!

Yep, I'm alive... shocker. I am unbelievably sorry about the wait but I have been drowned in mock exams, it's actually getting out of hand.

But anyway here is the 11th chapter of How to Live With Sherlock Bloody Holmes!

-iamnemesis

51. Talks when I'm not there.

Now I know what you're probably thinking, That's adorable!

No. It's not.

Its bloody annoying.

He expects you to be there .TIME!

He's like:

"I asked you to pass me a pen John"

"I told you to get the milk John"

" because you do everything John and I just laze around here John"

" I am so clever John, compliment me John!"

52. Sherlock's tumblr account.

Yes, Sherlock has a tumblr account.

Yes I didn't want to find out.

I didn't want to see what I saw...

It still haunts me, day and night.

Sherlock is a fanboy, extreme fanboy.

He ships everything.

I mean everything...

Dan and Phil,

Legolas and aragorn,

Nico di Angelo and Leo Valdez,

his BROTHER and LESTRADE!

" SHERLOCK! IS THIS ME AND YOU?!"

" Umm... No?"

53. The cat society.

Now, Molly and Sherlock don't usually get on (as much as she wants them too)

But they do have one thing in common.

Cats.

They love them.

They think they are purr-fect (HA! Get it?)

I'm sorry I'll never do that again.

But every Monday they meet up, whatever the circumstances...

And go to every cat shelter in reach.

And they play with the kittens, all day.

I even had to go pick him up once because He fell asleep in the Kittens "play pen"

54. The lion king.

I will never forget the day I walked in on Sherlock.

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.

.

Crying over the Lion king.

I almost collapsed in laughter,

actually I did collapse in laughter!

it was funny.

I couldn't breathe, and I only laughed harder at his exclamation

" Mufasa DIES John! He dies..."

Sherlock then broke into sobs.

I laughed.

55. Oh honey... No.

This was the last phrase I had never thought Sherlock would ever say.

We were on a case, Which brought us to a bridal shop.

A woman came out in a mermaid style gown with bling adorning the sweetheart neckline and roushed bodice.

It did not suit her at all.

But no one would say, she clearly loved the dress.

But of course, it was Sherlock.

He just Burst out with the words (and the sassiest pose ever)

" Oh honey..No."

And then he left the store (after deducting the poor girls life story)

There you go guys! hope you like this chapter, please review!#

-iamnemesis