Hey guys and dolls, sorry that this chapter is so late in coming. I have no excuses for, I have just had no motivation what so ever. But I'm good now so on with the twelfth chapter of how to live with Sherlock bloody Holmes!
Please review for anything you'd like to see in future chapters.
-iamnemesis.
56. Getting lost.
As you know from "A study in pink" Sherlock has a map of London burned into his snobby, pretentious mind palace thing.
But when he went to Russia for a case there was a little problem.
I had stayed at home because I was too skint to afford a plane ticket.
I was just lounging around and not reading ahem johnlock fanfiction...
But then I got a call from Sherlock.
"Sherlock?" Sherlock never calls.
" John... I'm lost... JAWN!"
A giggle... I mean *coughs* MANLY CHUCKLES erupted from my throat.
" You? lost?"
" Yeah... there are loads of people, and people ... AND PEOPLE JAWN!"
"I'm sure if you call Mycroft he could locate you?"
" WHAT! NEVER! HOW DARE YOU JOHN HAMISH WATSON! "
then he hung up.
is a big nerd.
Underneath all the sociopathic tendencies and cold-ish exterior there was something underneath it all.
Something vunerable.
Sherlock was a big nerd.
Scenarios included:
"In the fellowship there were representatives of four races... Elf, man, hobbit, and dwarf" one nerd said to another.
That's when Sherlock slid in.
" Um actually, Gandalf was part of the istari, an immortal race created by the Valar after the first born..."
Or:
" Um actually the inscription on the enterprise was NCC-1701"
Or:
" Um actually, The death star was originally thought up by Count Dooku, not the empire."
58. The weakest link.
Yes, Sherlock appeared on the weakest link.
And yes, it was not the best idea ever.
You see when it got to the point of " who is the weakest link" Sherlock pointed out personal matters.
for example:
" Sherlock, who do you think is the weakest link?"
" Sandra."
"why?"
" Well she's clearly cheating on her husband with the milkman, and the postman... oh and the bin man. Been busy of late Sandra?"
the whole studio was shocked to silence.
I was face palming in the audience whilst Lestrade was patting me on the back with a quiet "there there"
Unfortunately Sandra was a bit dim, and everyone else had voted her out...
just in time for her husband to storm on stage and drag her off by the arm.
but it was needless to say, after a few more revealed life stories, Sherlock was voted out despite his intellect.
59. Speed dating.
Sherlock wanted to do this for "experimental" purposes.
It went worse than the weakest link.
And that is saying something.
Each "date" lasted 7 minutes.
Or was supposed anyway...
He reduced 3 girls to tears, got slapped 5 times and somehow broke a table...
I wasn't surprised.
He told them to stop cheating on their husbands, that he knew they were an alcoholic, and deduced that one girl was about to get fired.
But since they couldn't move until the 7 minutes were over Sherlock sat there awkwardly whilst they cried, or was drowned in an awkward silence after being slapped. His frustration built and he broke the table, shocking the ranting girl into silence.
He then span in a majestic twirl before leaving the room.
60. The taxi driver fiasco.
Sherlock became a taxi driver for a night once.
He wasn't very good.
For example:
" Yeah hi, can I get to Mayfair?"
" No. You don't want to go to mayfair... you want to go to Old Kent Road and reconcile with your other girlfriend... I'll take you there."
" Yeah mate, I'm getting another cab."
" No you aren't, I locked the doors."
" What the hell dude!"
Sherlock then rose the partition and drove off.
So that's the capter, please review your thought and any ideas or PM me if you want to see a different fanfiction as I am open to requests.
-iamnemesis